UH OH!!! Check this out bammers.....

[Kaos]

I wish they would make a bag of just the red ones.  Those are the best...  Purple is my second favorite.

I never, ever, ever eat the red ones.  Red skittles (and red M&Ms) are sorted from the pile and put in the trash or thrown out the window of the car.  I abhor red. 

This has made M&Ms at the movies problematic.  If I can't sort the bag before I go in I either won't eat any of them for concern over getting a red one or I use the cell phone light to peruse the handful and drop the red ones in the floor.

[Jumbo]

I never, ever, ever eat the red ones.  Red skittles (and red M&Ms) are sorted from the pile and put in the trash or thrown out the window of the car.  I abhor red. 

This has made M&Ms at the movies problematic.  If I can't sort the bag before I go in I either won't eat any of them for concern over getting a red one or I use the cell phone light to peruse the handful and drop the red ones in the floor.

Thats fucked up.

[ssgaufan]

Thats fucked up.

But funny at the same time.

[Tiger Wench]

I never, ever, ever eat the red ones.  Red skittles (and red M&Ms) are sorted from the pile and put in the trash or thrown out the window of the car.  I abhor red. 

This has made M&Ms at the movies problematic.  If I can't sort the bag before I go in I either won't eat any of them for concern over getting a red one or I use the cell phone light to peruse the handful and drop the red ones in the floor.

I get what you are saying - we do not allow red in my home in any instance.  I won't even buy anything with a minimal red stripe in it.  But I show my disdain for red Skittles and M&Ms by eating them... that'll show 'em... bitches...

[Thrilla]

I never, ever, ever eat the red ones.  Red skittles (and red M&Ms) are sorted from the pile and put in the trash or thrown out the window of the car.  I abhor red. 

This has made M&Ms at the movies problematic.  If I can't sort the bag before I go in I either won't eat any of them for concern over getting a red one or I use the cell phone light to peruse the handful and drop the red ones in the floor.

WTF?  Are you obsessive compulsive?

[Tiger Wench]

WTF?  Are you obsessive compulsive?

I am the same way.  Red is horrible no matter what. 

[Kaos]

WTF?  Are you obsessive compulsive?

I just hate red. 

I've quit jobs before I'd wear their red company shirts.  Fuck that.  I don't do red.  That rules out strawberries and tomatoes, too.

I loathe red. 

[Jumbo]

Alabama's colors are Crimson? Last time I checked strawberrys are not crimson.

[Kaos]

Alabama's colors are Crimson? Last time I checked strawberrys are not crimson.

Close-e-fucking-nough.

[The Prowler]

So Kaos, do you go into a fit of rage when you cut yourself (paper cuts, etc.) and your blood turns red or crimson when it comes into contact with oxygen?

[Pell City Tiger]

I always change the radio station when Crimson and Clover comes on.

[stewiegriffin]

I always change the radio station when Crimson and Clover comes on.

we don't and will never have "bama" peanut butter or mayo in our house, I won't use a red lighter, I would never buy a red vehicle
 

[Kaos]

we don't and will never have "bama" peanut butter or mayo in our house, I won't use a red lighter, I would never buy a red vehicle
 

Amen to all of that.  Same here.  No Bama jelly, either. 

Smuckers, motherfuckers. 

[The Prowler]

Amen to all of that.  Same here.  No Bama jelly, either. 

Smuckers, motherfuckers. 

I've often wondered as to how bammer jelly stays in business when you have Smuckers and other jelly preserves that taste sooo much fuckin' better.  I mean is there that big of a price difference that helps bammer jelly stay on the shelves?  Is bammer jelly sold outside the State?

[Hogwally]

I never heard of it.  Don't think they sell it in Ark or Florida.

[Jumbo]

I drive a red car with an Auburn tag go fist yourselves.

[Kaos]

I drive a red car with an Auburn tag go fist yourselves.

You clearly have issues....

[stewiegriffin]

I drive a red car with an Auburn tag go fist yourselves.

how do you drive that shit? It would be like fisting yourself every time you drove it. no thanks
 

[Ogre]

how do you drive that shit? It would be like fisting yourself every time you drove it. no thanks
 

I think you answered your own question without realizing it.

[RWS]

I've often wondered as to how bammer jelly stays in business

Because of the REC. Duh.