UH OH!!! Check this out bammers.....

RWS · « **Reply #20 on:** May 15, 2009, 01:46:09 PM »

And Prowler wonders why Alabama fans laugh at him....

The Prowler · « **Reply #21 on:** May 15, 2009, 01:56:12 PM »

Answer me this, do I care if bammers laugh at me? And, what exactly would they be laughing at me for? The fact that SPuat will be hit with sanctions and the NCAA window will be re-opened? The possibility that there's more to come from Gadsden, Hoover, Mobile, Pensacola, Memphis & Melrose? The fact that the FBI shut down a Chrysler dealership in Gadsden that's run by a big bammer supporter (possibly booster)? Or is it the fact that I posted this article so that you bammers would squirm a little more?

boartitz · « **Reply #22 on:** May 15, 2009, 02:33:57 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 15, 2009, 11:50:54 AM

Most likely you are correct.

I will still hold out hope that the NCAA, FBI, CIA, INTERPOL and Marvin the Martian will rain down fury upon the heads of the crimson stain in Tuscaloosa for some unified galactic recruiting conspiracy.

Break out the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

RWS · « **Reply #23 on:** May 15, 2009, 02:35:03 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on May 15, 2009, 01:56:12 PM

Answer me this, do I care if bammers laugh at me? And, what exactly would they be laughing at me for? The fact that SPuat will be hit with sanctions and the NCAA window will be re-opened? The possibility that there's more to come from Gadsden, Hoover, Mobile, Pensacola, Memphis & Melrose? The fact that the FBI shut down a Chrysler dealership in Gadsden that's run by a big bammer supporter (possibly booster)? Or is it the fact that I posted this article so that you bammers would squirm a little more?

I know I mainly laugh at you because when something happens, you make up all of this shit to go along with it and work yourself up into such a frenzy over nothing. For all you know, it could be the same thing that happened to a local Kia dealer where the owners of the dealership were manipulating paperwork to actually steal cars from the dealership and steal down payments on cars. ADOR and the FBI shut down a dealership in Daphne temporarily for this sort of thing recently as well. So, since you know the owner is a "big bammer supporter", whats his name? You also go ahead and speculate that there is a "possibility" that there is more to come with this is also speculated and totally fabricated.

In a nutshell, so you can perhaps more easily understand, I laugh at you because you totally make shit up and form a conclusion based off of something somebody posts on a message board. A dealership in a city gets shut down and financial records are hauled off, and you go six ways from Sunday with it, without having the least bit further information other than a dealership got raided. Nice. The fact that ADOR is involved tells me that it has something to do with state taxes. If it involves tax fraud with a corporation, that would explain the FBI as well, even if the problem is with only state taxes and not federal taxes.

JR4AU · « **Reply #24 on:** May 15, 2009, 02:42:50 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on May 14, 2009, 10:28:12 PM

This sounds like more of a tax related issue to me.

Yep!

wesfau2 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:36:00 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on May 15, 2009, 02:35:03 PM

If it involves tax fraud with a corporation, that would explain the FBI as well, even if the problem is with only state taxes and not federal taxes.

I don't believe this to be true: if it is a purely state-tax issue, there is no reason for the FBI to be involved. Their jurisdiction would not be implicated.

JR4AU · « **Reply #26 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:45:59 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 15, 2009, 10:55:06 AM

My guess would be a violation of the RICO statutes - some sort of organized conspiracy to launder money, etc.? And no, I am NOT tying this back to the bammers... I can just see how owning multiple dealerships would make it easy to do.

Car lots are famous as fronts for drug operations and money laundering.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #27 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:47:05 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 15, 2009, 11:50:54 AM

Most likely you are correct.

I will still hold out hope that the NCAA, FBI, CIA, INTERPOL and Marvin the Martian will rain down fury upon the heads of the crimson stain in Tuscaloosa for some unified galactic recruiting conspiracy.

Throw in Jack Bauer and Captain Picard and I am with you...

wesfau2 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:50:34 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 15, 2009, 03:47:05 PM

Throw in Jack Bauer and Captain Picard and I am with you...

Fuck Jack Bauer. Kiefer should have thrown the brakes on his career right after The Lost Boys, Young Guns and Stand By Me. That should have been the sum total of his career.

Fuck Star Trek of any iteration as well.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #29 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:56:00 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 15, 2009, 03:50:34 PM

Fuck Jack Bauer. Kiefer should have thrown the brakes on his career right after The Lost Boys, Young Guns and Stand By Me. That should have been the sum total of his career.

Fuck Star Trek of any iteration as well.

Hey, you brought up the intergalactic stuff - Picard is a bad ass. At least I didn't go all Obi Wan...

wesfau2 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:58:21 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 15, 2009, 03:56:00 PM

Hey, you brought up the intergalactic stuff - Picard is a bad ass. At least I didn't go all Obi Wan...

Picard is a bald, effeminate Brit/French nothing.

#2Bammer · « **Reply #31 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:58:59 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on May 15, 2009, 01:56:12 PM

Answer me this, do I care if bammers laugh at me? And, what exactly would they be laughing at me for? The fact that SPuat will be hit with sanctions and the NCAA window will be re-opened? The possibility that there's more to come from Gadsden, Hoover, Mobile, Pensacola, Memphis & Melrose? The fact that the FBI shut down a Chrysler dealership in Gadsden that's run by a big bammer supporter (possibly booster)? Or is it the fact that I posted this article so that you bammers would squirm a little more?

Are you Bobby from Homewood? Or his boyfriend?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #32 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:59:48 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 15, 2009, 03:58:21 PM

Picard is a bald, effeminate Brit/French nothing.

Bald is hawt...

wesfau2 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:01:39 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 15, 2009, 03:59:48 PM

Bald is hawt...

Diff'rent strokes...

Sinead O'Connor did nothing for me.

Except when she tore up the picture of the Pope. That got me horny.

boartitz · « **Reply #34 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:05:56 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 15, 2009, 04:01:39 PM

Diff'rent strokes...

Sinead O'Connor did nothing for me.

Except when she tore up the picture of the Pope. That got me horny.

Most of the bald chicks I know are missing a boob.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #35 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:06:14 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 15, 2009, 04:01:39 PM

Diff'rent strokes...

Sinead O'Connor did nothing for me.

Except when she tore up the picture of the Pope. That got me horny.

She would be the kind to kill you in your sleep. Bitch is scary.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #36 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:07:10 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on May 15, 2009, 04:05:56 PM

Most of the bald chicks I know are missing a boob.

Wrong, dude. Just wrong...

AUChizad · « **Reply #37 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:08:02 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 15, 2009, 04:01:39 PM

Diff'rent strokes...

Sinead O'Connor did nothing for me.

Except when she tore up the picture of the Pope. That got me horny.

Quote from: boartitz on May 15, 2009, 04:05:56 PM

Most of the bald chicks I know are missing a boob.

I ❤ fucked up humor.

boartitz · « **Reply #38 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:36:56 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 15, 2009, 04:07:10 PM

Wrong, dude. Just wrong...

It's a fact. The women around here don't do bald as a fashion statement.

RWS · « **Reply #39 on:** May 15, 2009, 07:56:43 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 15, 2009, 03:36:00 PM

I don't believe this to be true: if it is a purely state-tax issue, there is no reason for the FBI to be involved. Their jurisdiction would not be implicated.

Actually, when it involves a corporation, and if there is any sort of fraud, that brings it into the FBI's field of play.

UH OH!!! Check this out bammers.....

#2Bammer