Kaos' way behind movie reviews

[The Prowler]

Hangover 3 is a steaming pile of shit.

Told ya, lol.

I'll wait to watch it on Vudu or a little later on Netflix.

[The Six]

That's two out of three big summer movies that have left me wanting something when they ended. IronMan 3 was okay but the ending was a mess and Downey mailed it in. Star Trek Into Darkness was just fan fic hack crap.

Man of Steel is going to suck now. I just feel it.

[GH2001]

Hangover 3 is a steaming pile of shit.

Worse than 1 but better than 2?

[Snaggletiger]

Saw Great Gatsby Friday night.  Mini was spending the night off and Snagette wanted to see a movie (Before hot, lovely relations) and I knew I was going to have to see a uterus flick. This movie was as big a waste of time as any I've ever had the displeasure of sitting through.  Toby McGuire needs a big Kaos sized shovel to the face.  I was fine with him as Spider Man because the character of Peter Parker called for someone who you'd least expect to a super hero.  The timid, shy guy who just blends in with society and hardly anyone notices him.  But apparently, this is the only character McGuire knows how to play.

McGuire was the main character in Gatsby even though he wasn't Gatsby.  Throughout the entire movie, he has that look on his face like he's wondering when his next ass beating is going to happen.  I was done with his character after the first 10 minutes of the movie.  Overall, it just went nowhere.  It was just one boring, loooonng sad attempt at a love story.  And Leonardo DeCaffeinated is horrible. That is all.   

[Jumbo]

Worse than 1 but better than 2?

Worse than 2 by far.

[Kaos]

Worse than 2 by far.

You are now creeping up on "Worst Movie Ever" territory.  You're in Blades of Glory land.

[bottomfeeder]

Saw Great Gatsby Friday night.  Mini was spending the night off and Snagette wanted to see a movie (Before hot, lovely relations) and I knew I was going to have to see a uterus flick. This movie was as big a waste of time as any I've ever had the displeasure of sitting through.  Toby McGuire needs a big Kaos sized shovel to the face.  I was fine with him as Spider Man because the character of Peter Parker called for someone who you'd least expect to a super hero.  The timid, shy guy who just blends in with society and hardly anyone notices him.  But apparently, this is the only character McGuire knows how to play.

McGuire was the main character in Gatsby even though he wasn't Gatsby.  Throughout the entire movie, he has that look on his face like he's wondering when his next ass beating is going to happen.  I was done with his character after the first 10 minutes of the movie.  Overall, it just went nowhere.  It was just one boring, loooonng sad attempt at a love story.  And Leonardo DeCaffeinated is horrible. That is all.

So, how did you get it up after that?

[Jumbo]

You are now creeping up on "Worst Movie Ever" territory.  You're in Blades of Glory land.

It's King of Saturday night or Adam Sandler bad.

[GH2001]

You are now creeping up on "Worst Movie Ever" territory.  You're in Blades of Glory land.

Was about to say something similar. For it to be worse than 2 - wow.

[dallaswareagle]

Saw Great Gatsby Friday night.

Thats all I read and figured you were gay and had no balls.

[Kaos]

Thats all I read and figured you were gay and had no balls.

Curious about this thread

[Snaggletiger]

Thats all I read and figured you were gay and had no balls.

I thought you knew. 

[dallaswareagle]

I thought you knew.

The force was with me as I had unlearned what I had learned. 

[Kaos]

Now You See Me

Critics didnt much like it. 

I disagree.

Was entertained throughout.  Liked eisenberg's smarmy delivery. Was never quite sure who was tricking whom. 

Could have used a little more Isla Fischer and maybe have replaced some of the bombastic middle with additional character development. Didn't need any of the codas at the end.  Pfffftttt on that.

Just a nice fluffy summer movie. Not something youd buy on DVD because you already know but would definitely watch it again to see what obvious clues I missed along the way.

I say see now you see me.

[The Six]

Now You See Me

Critics didnt much like it. 

I disagree.

Was entertained throughout.  Liked eisenberg's smarmy delivery. Was never quite sure who was tricking whom. 

Could have used a little more Isla Fischer and maybe have replaced some of the bombastic middle with additional character development. Didn't need any of the codas at the end.  Pfffftttt on that.

Just a nice fluffy summer movie. Not something youd buy on DVD because you already know but would definitely watch it again to see what obvious clues I missed along the way.

I say see now you see me.

Saw it. Great example of how really good actors can't rescue a script that is too fast and loose.

[Kaos]

Saw it. Great example of how really good actors can't rescue a script that is too fast and loose.

Disagree.  The tempo was a big part of the entertainment for me.

One of the better movies I've seen of late.

[Kaos]

The Hunger Games

First time I've seen this and never read any of the books. 

If Dr. Seuss did a lot of LSD and got really mean and paranoid this would have been the result. 

The movie was:
Poorly written
Poorly filmed
Poorly staged
Poorly acted
Poorly developed

Festering neon garbage. 

I have no idea what possible allure this film had for anyone or why there would be any anticipation whatsoever for the followup to this electric tripe. 

Jennifer Lawrence can be awesome (Winter's Bone) or she can be blank-faced and vapidly terrible (House at the End, X-Men) and here she was just plain-faced terrible. 

I'm sorry I wasted time on this painted turd and I won't bother to read the books (although I'm told they're airy enough you can read all three in a matter of an hour or two). 

Garbage. 

[Townhallsavoy]

The Hunger Games

First time I've seen this and never read any of the books. 

If Dr. Seuss did a lot of LSD and got really mean and paranoid this would have been the result. 

The movie was:
Poorly written
Poorly filmed
Poorly staged
Poorly acted
Poorly developed

Festering neon garbage. 

I have no idea what possible allure this film had for anyone or why there would be any anticipation whatsoever for the followup to this electric tripe. 

Jennifer Lawrence can be awesome (Winter's Bone) or she can be blank-faced and vapidly terrible (House at the End, X-Men) and here she was just plain-faced terrible. 

I'm sorry I wasted time on this painted turd and I won't bother to read the books (although I'm told they're airy enough you can read all three in a matter of an hour or two). 

Garbage.

The books are worse. 

[Kaos]

Killer Joe

Had some moderate expectations for this grim and dismal psychological thriller with the emphasis on psycho. 

Matthew McBongahey plays an unhinged cop who does contract killings on the side and takes a liking to an odd waif who is the sister of one of his clients. 

Features a pretty good performance by a grizzled Haden Thomas Church and a couple of full on bush shots from Gina Gershon and Juno Temple, but McBongahey never quite got unhinged enough to carry his part. 

Yeah his restrained menace was good and so was his fried chicken perversion, but he just wasn't quite mean enough I guess.

Some sloppy storytelling and an open-ended finale left it short of the deranged bar. 

Not for kids. Lots of foul language, some bizarre sex scenes and more. 

[Kaos]

Gangster Squad

Apparently Ryan Gosling got confused and thought he'd been cast as Curly from the Three Stooges.  Is that his real voice?  How does he ever get roles?  He's abysmal, he sucks, and I just realized I've never liked a single movie he was in. 

Sean Penn was absolutely horrible.  Worst mobster portrayal in the history of mobster portrayals.

Brolin didn't fare much better.  Bad job all around.

This movie had a great premise but the execution absolutely sucked.  The trailers were 11 times better than the movie. 

The director should be taken out back and shot by a Mexican.  In slow motion.