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« Reply #1180 on: July 02, 2012, 11:21:23 AM »
I went to see it with the new girl - and we have decided we need an all-X dance team.  To be considered, we will need each of you to please send us your best audition video and pics of your asses in a thong.  Don't be afraid - we will be gentle.

My dancing skills are so epic that when the music stops it is at least 10 minutes before my gut and ass stop doing the wave.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1181 on: July 02, 2012, 11:22:42 AM »
My dancing skills are so epic that when the music stops it is at least 10 minutes before my gut and ass stop doing the wave.

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« Reply #1182 on: July 02, 2012, 12:17:09 PM »
The wife, daughter and several friends went to see MM yesterday. All said weak plot, hot dancing but total overkill on the F-Bombs.  Kind of took away from an already meh movie.....except for the dancing.  They liked the dancing.
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« Reply #1183 on: July 02, 2012, 01:45:48 PM »
Ted was fucking awesome.
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« Reply #1184 on: July 02, 2012, 03:19:45 PM »
total overkill on the F-Bombs. 

Absoutely.  Goodness knows I am ok with some f-bombs but holy smokes.  Used as a noun, verb and adjective in every sentence is a bit much.

But yea, the dancing... just... damn.
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« Reply #1185 on: July 02, 2012, 05:16:33 PM »
How were Olivia Munn's tittays?

there were titties? I don't remember that at all.
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« Reply #1186 on: July 02, 2012, 10:37:33 PM »
there were titties? I don't remember that at all.

they were sitting right next to you.  perky. spectacular. succulent.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1187 on: July 02, 2012, 11:11:57 PM »
there were titties? I don't remember that at all.

I didn't even notice that Chizad asked the question...
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1188 on: July 02, 2012, 11:13:04 PM »
they were sitting right next to you.  perky. spectacular. succulent.
:hug:

There were some pretty awesome ones to my left as well.  Our waiter got an eyeful and then some.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1189 on: July 02, 2012, 11:25:28 PM »
Pics or it didn't happen.
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« Reply #1190 on: July 03, 2012, 01:23:44 AM »
Pics or it didn't happen.

Oh, it happened.

We giggled after about how much money we could have made selling the photos on here.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1191 on: July 03, 2012, 11:00:37 AM »
The wife, daughter and several friends went to see MM yesterday. All said weak plot, hot dancing but total overkill on the F-Bombs.  Kind of took away from an already meh movie.....except for the dancing.  They liked the dancing.
That doesn't sound awkward for your daughter at all.
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« Reply #1192 on: July 03, 2012, 11:03:50 AM »
That doesn't sound awkward for your daughter at all.

She's 21 and dances for a living.  Not on a pole...well, not very often.
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« Reply #1193 on: July 03, 2012, 11:24:40 AM »
That doesn't sound awkward for your daughter at all.

No kidding.  My mom actually got miffed that I did not ask her to accompany me and the new girl to see the movie.  Not that I needed another one to add to the LONG list of reasons why there was no way in hell I would see that with her, but once it was over, with all the language?  VERY GLAD she was not there.  She would have bitched about that all the way home, and would have lectured me about "that smutty movie you took me to see" for years to come.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1194 on: July 03, 2012, 11:58:53 AM »
She's 21 and dances for a living.  Not on a pole...well, not very often.
And likes movies about bouncing cocks.

 :pics:
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« Reply #1195 on: July 03, 2012, 12:07:30 PM »
And likes movies about bouncing cocks.

 :pics:

She's been dancing around bouncing cock for years.  It's just gay bouncing cock.
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« Reply #1196 on: July 03, 2012, 12:12:45 PM »
No kidding.  My mom actually got miffed that I did not ask her to accompany me and the new girl to see the movie.  Not that I needed another one to add to the LONG list of reasons why there was no way in hell I would see that with her, but once it was over, with all the language?  VERY GLAD she was not there.  She would have bitched about that all the way home, and would have lectured me about "that smutty movie you took me to see" for years to come.

Before my mom passed her and my dad were visiting my house when she went in to one of the back closest to look for a sweater as it was chilly that day, well up on the shelf were a couple of moves that had real adult content. She came back out and was just flabbergasted that her sweet son and beautiful daughter in law would view such filth. Took some explaining and quick movement of putting the conversation in a different direction.

Didn’t have the heart to tell her “ole” dad views it on-line as I have to do work on his pooter and I check his history to see what he has been doing and why he has this virus.
 
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1197 on: July 03, 2012, 12:16:31 PM »
Is that why I keep getting a virus?  I knew it had to be something.
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« Reply #1198 on: July 03, 2012, 12:55:03 PM »
Is that why I keep getting a virus?  I knew it had to be something.

Chlamydia is a bitch to get rid of.   Luckily some of our newest members have offered up Z-Packs at a reduced rate.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #1199 on: July 03, 2012, 01:16:43 PM »
Chlamydia is a bitch to get rid of. 

Day Glo sportswear effectively wards off any kind of sexually transmitted disease.

And any kind of sex.

And any interest from the opposite sex.

And...

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