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« Reply #1080 on: April 01, 2012, 08:10:52 PM »
The Hangover 2

Less probable than Hangover 1. 

Had a few moments, but never as good as it could be. 

Not a big Andy Bernard fan anyway.

Hangover 1 left me with a "wait, what the fuck?" feeling.  I expected something that never happened and don't even know what it was.  Had a moment or 2, but, meh.  So I guess 2 is about the same, but with no expectations.
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« Reply #1081 on: April 02, 2012, 09:24:00 AM »
Shutter - nothing but Gothika and The Grudge mixed. I predicted what was going on and what was gonna happen after first 15 mins.  It was even about Americans in Tokyo like the Grudge with more the plot of Gothika. Pretty lead actress though.

Insideous - remember when this came out at the movies last year but never saw it. Caught it on Netflix last night. Was better than I thought it would be. Had a couple of moments I wasn't expecting. Near the end I thought it had been wrapped up all neat with a bow on top (was thinking at the time "so typical"), until a slight twist happened that I didn't expect - but it made sense. Better than Shutter. About as good as you'll get with a B Horror movie. SAW and Paranormal are better in this genre.

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« Reply #1082 on: April 05, 2012, 08:56:03 PM »
30 Minutes or Less
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/30_minutes_or_less/

I like Eisenberg.  The Indian guy is okay.  I think Danny McBride and Nick Swardson are about as funny as dead infants but figured that maybe in this mixed cast it could work.

Wrong. 

Good idea and some clever concepts completely mangled by whoever directed this stinking turd of a movie.  Not a single redeeming feature. 

It took me 30 seconds or less to realize this was a pile of shit and I stupidly swam through the fecal mass to the bitter, foul end. 

Awful movie. 
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« Reply #1083 on: April 09, 2012, 03:16:45 AM »
Johnny English: Reborn

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/johnny_english_reborn/

If you like Mr. Bean's quirky comedy you'll probably find a thing or two to like in this goofy Rowan Atkinson comedy. 

It's marked by the same type of facial gyrations and physical pratfalls that are staples of the Mr. Bean skits and movies, only here Atkinson speaks (which isn't really an improvement). 

His schtick is reminiscent of the same kind of rubber-faced buffoonery that Jim Carrey peddles, but where I find Carrey crass and dismally un-funny since he left In Living Color, I tend to like the somewhat more understated machinations of Atkinson. 

I don't find it howlingly funny, but it is amusing to a certain degree.  I'd definitely take this over almost anything Sandler, Schnieder, Spade, K. James, Stiller (exception: Tropic Thunder), either Wilson, Vaughn or that idiotic troop puts out. 

At least Atkinson attempts to find subtle humor in outlandish situations and doesn't resort to piss, shit, puke or fart references in puerile attempts to be funny as the aforementioned assclowns do.

This spoof of the 007 genre isn't a great movie.  Bean/English is so maddeningly stupid that you want to reach into the screen and beat his ass sometimes.  He does stumble into the occasional amusing situation and he does so without sinking to fifth grade fart humor or interjecting unnecessary raunch as a substitute for fun. 

If you like Mr. Bean you'll find this tolerable.  If you don't?  Stay away. 
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« Reply #1084 on: April 09, 2012, 09:28:21 AM »
Did anyone see American Reunion this weekend?

Yes, its slapstick, shallow, average acting with average cast.....but I love the "American" series. Don't know why but I do. I think the plot reminds me so much how myself at those ages (aside from the Apple Pie).
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« Reply #1085 on: April 09, 2012, 09:43:27 AM »
Took Mini Snags to see Wrath of the Titans this weekend. 

The popcorn was outstanding
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« Reply #1086 on: April 09, 2012, 11:01:23 AM »
Took Mini Snags to see Wrath of the Titans this weekend. 

The popcorn was outstanding

That is disappointing to hear.
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« Reply #1087 on: April 09, 2012, 11:14:09 AM »
That is disappointing to hear.

Truthfully, the coke was a little flat but the Twizzlers were first rate. 

Don't know if you were serious on the movie.  I took Mini because I was looking for something age appropriate and I wasn't in the mood for a Snow White remake.  The special effects were pretty amazing and the acting was decent. Just kind of...meh overall.  It was premised around the gods losing their powers because people had stopped praying to them.  As a result, the evil imprisoned god, Crapius or Shitakius or some such, was gaining all their powers and was going to be released to destroy the world.  Presius (sp?) is the half-god who predictably, is charged with defeating him.  Not giving anything away...they tell you that right at the start.   
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« Reply #1088 on: April 09, 2012, 12:47:47 PM »
Truthfully, the coke was a little flat but the Twizzlers were first rate. 

Don't know if you were serious on the movie.  I took Mini because I was looking for something age appropriate and I wasn't in the mood for a Snow White remake.  The special effects were pretty amazing and the acting was decent. Just kind of...meh overall.  It was premised around the gods losing their powers because people had stopped praying to them.  As a result, the evil imprisoned god, Crapius or Shitakius or some such, was gaining all their powers and was going to be released to destroy the world.  Presius (sp?) is the half-god who predictably, is charged with defeating him.  Not giving anything away...they tell you that right at the start.   

I was.  I wasn't overly crazy about the remake of the original Wrath of the Titans, it was kind of meh.  I was looking forward to seeing this one it looked better. Sorry to hear it was not.
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« Reply #1089 on: April 09, 2012, 12:56:41 PM »
I was.  I wasn't overly crazy about the remake of the original Wrath of the Titans, it was kind of meh.  I was looking forward to seeing this one it looked better. Sorry to hear it was not.

You may like it.  I didn't see the first remake so nothing to compare it to...unless you count the original Clash of the Titans from like 1968.  Damn, that snake-headed lady was nasty.  Like I said, I thought the effects were damn good.  It was just the story line was 100% predictable so it kind of gave it that meh affect. 

Question: I saw this one in 3D and I have yet to see a 3D movie where I thought there was any reason to make it that way.  I want shit to jump out of the screen at me.  I want to that WOW factor.  I always wind up asking myself why I'm wearing a goofy pair of glasses in a theater.  Any 3D movies out there worth seeing? 
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« Reply #1090 on: April 09, 2012, 12:59:57 PM »
You may like it.  I didn't see the first remake so nothing to compare it to...unless you count the original Clash of the Titans from like 1968.  Damn, that snake-headed lady was nasty.  Like I said, I thought the effects were damn good.  It was just the story line was 100% predictable so it kind of gave it that meh affect. 

Question: I saw this one in 3D and I have yet to see a 3D movie where I thought there was any reason to make it that way.  I want shit to jump out of the screen at me.  I want to that WOW factor.  I always wind up asking myself why I'm wearing a goofy pair of glasses in a theater.  Any 3D movies out there worth seeing?

I meant the original Clash of the Titans.

I hate 3D (gives me a headache)
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« Reply #1091 on: April 09, 2012, 01:02:54 PM »
I meant the original Clash of the Titans.

I hate 3D (gives me a headache)

Oh hells yea.....Harry Hamlin was da bomb.
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« Reply #1092 on: April 09, 2012, 01:08:01 PM »
Oh hells yea.....Harry Hamlin was da bomb.

Those skeleton demon soldiers gave me the heebie-jeebies.
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« Reply #1093 on: April 09, 2012, 01:32:31 PM »
Snaggle you have been going to the wrong theaters, porn in 3D is where it's at!
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« Reply #1094 on: April 09, 2012, 02:50:05 PM »
Snaggle you have been going to the wrong theaters, porn in 3D is where it's at!

Couldn't take Mini to teh porns.  Besides, I don't need some dude's 26 foot cock jumping off the screen at me. 
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« Reply #1095 on: April 09, 2012, 02:53:16 PM »
Couldn't take Mini to teh porns.  Besides, I don't need some dude's 26 foot cock jumping off the screen at me.
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« Reply #1096 on: April 09, 2012, 03:11:43 PM »
  Besides, I don't need some dude's 26 foot cock jumping off the screen at me.

liar.  you would be the first to turn around in your seat. 
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« Reply #1097 on: April 09, 2012, 03:20:44 PM »
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« Reply #1098 on: April 09, 2012, 11:58:11 PM »
I meant the original Clash of the Titans.

Don't know how many times I have watched the original but I still love it. So what happened to the mechanical owl in the newbie. Either I fell asleep or it wasn't in the new one. To be honest though, I will still watch the new over many of the modern day remakes anyday.
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« Reply #1099 on: April 10, 2012, 01:27:37 AM »
Don't know how many times I have watched the original but I still love it. So what happened to the mechanical owl in the newbie. Either I fell asleep or it wasn't in the new one. To be honest though, I will still watch the new over many of the modern day remakes anyday.

It was in the new one...but just for a brief moment as a humorous reference.

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