Kaos' way behind movie reviews

[GH2001]

What ages?

6 and 9

Its pretty mild. Few subtle jokes here and there they won't get, some farting and laughing, but pretty mild. As GF said, has a LOT of music.

[Kaos]

Tarzan

Me Yawn. 

You Idiotic.

Boo.

[The Six]

You ever seen Kiss Meets Phantom of the Park? A podcast I listen to reviewed that as a one off once and the review was hilarious.

[AUTiger1]

6 and 9

Its pretty mild. Few subtle jokes here and there they won't get, some farting and laughing, but pretty mild. As GF said, has a LOT of music.

Then I will probably take them to see it.  Someone told me that my 6 year old wouldn't like it but my 3 year old would love it.  They said it was a bit toddler'ish, but if it has a lot of good music the 6 year old will enjoy it. 

[Snaggletiger]

Then I will probably take them to see it.  Someone told me that my 6 year old wouldn't like it but my 3 year old would love it.  They said it was a bit toddler'ish, but if it has a lot of good music the 6 year old will enjoy it.

Oh stop.  You're not fooling anybody.  You know you're going to slip off to the matinee showing tomorrow by yourself.

[Kaos]

You ever seen Kiss Meets Phantom of the Park? A podcast I listen to reviewed that as a one off once and the review was hilarious.

Seen it?  I own it. 

It's terrible.  Everything was done wrong.

First it was helmed by Hanna Barbera. 
Second the script was made up on the fly.
Third Ace and Peter had already mentally checked out.  Pete's dialogue was dubbed. Not his voice. Ecause he refused.  Ace was so high he'd only make squawking noises. Led to doubles being used for many scenes -- some of which are clearly black guys.
Fourth it was made for TV so it was gonna be bad
Fifth the writers didn't "get" KISS and went cartoonish. That led to fights between band members who didn't want to be a part of it.

Still?  It was the highest rated movie of the year.  Or maybe it wasn't.

Fwiw? The band hated it.  Still a sore subject and gene prefers not to have it mentioned in his presence.

My daughter loved it when she was three.

[Godfather]

Then I will probably take them to see it.  Someone told me that my 6 year old wouldn't like it but my 3 year old would love it.  They said it was a bit toddler'ish, but if it has a lot of good music the 6 year old will enjoy it.

My 6 year old loved it.

[Kaos]

My 6 year old loved it.

For whatever reason that was the target audience.  Hana barbera I guess.  KISS fans were 13-25 at that stage. Yet they make a movie for 5-10 year olds.  Poor decisions abounded. 

It's Rocky Horror bad but without the cult status.  Well except among KISS fans who view it with a certain amount of bemused reverence. 

It's no worse than the distressingly bad Detroit Rock City which suffered from the unfortunate casting of Edward Furlong and a script full of stereotypes.  Could have been a great coming of age movie but stumbled badly. 

[Godfather]

For whatever reason that was the target audience.  Hana barbera I guess.  KISS fans were 13-25 at that stage. Yet they make a movie for 5-10 year olds.  Poor decisions abounded. 

It's Rocky Horror bad but without the cult status.  Well except among KISS fans who view it with a certain amount of bemused reverence. 

It's no worse than the distressingly bad Detroit Rock City which suffered from the unfortunate casting of Edward Furlong and a script full of stereotypes.  Could have been a great coming of age movie but stumbled badly.

I meant Trolls....not jewish guys in makeup and leather.

[Kaos]

I meant Trolls....not jewish guys in makeup and leather.

Give it a whirl.  It's better than trolls

[GH2001]

Give it a whirl.  It's better than trolls

No.

[Saniflush]

Give it a whirl.  It's better than trolls

Easy Catman

[Kaos]

Easy Catman

They are serious.

[GH2001]

They are serious.

No. No. Absolutely not.

[Saniflush]

They are serious.

My 8 and 6 year old love the Rock and Roll Mystery with Scooby Doo

[wesfau2]

The Arrival

Save yo fucking dollars and see this one on USA or some shit.

"Meh" coupled with the hype equals waste of fucking money.

I love first-contact stories and there was a ton of potential here, but they fell on their faces with this.  Too much close-up weepy Amy.  Too much dead kid flashback.  Too much Nolan-straining.

I wish I had two more hands so I could give those titties four thumbs down.

[Kaos]

The Infiltrator

I'd sworn off Bryan Cranston's dumb ass until he moves to Canada.  But this was a gift from someone I love who knows how much I liked Breaking Bad and who was really excited that I'd want to watch it. So I was sort of obligated.

Cranston is just a variation of Walter White here.  Playing a DEA/CIA/FBI/IRS something or other who wormed his way into the Colombian drug trade by posing as a major money launderer, brought down the banks and a handful of Pablo Escobar's crew and somehow lived to tell the tale. 

It was a fair movie. 

But I still don't know how to launder money.  I looked it up in a dictionary. 

[wesfau2]

But I still don't know how to launder money.  I looked it up in a dictionary.

Kaos = Michael Bolton

LAUNDERING. TO CLEAN...NO, UH, HERE IT IS. TO CHANNEL MONEY THROUGH A
SOURCE OR BY AN INTERMEDIARY.

[Godfather]

Kaos = Michael Bolton

LAUNDERING. TO CLEAN...NO, UH, HERE IT IS. TO CHANNEL MONEY THROUGH A
SOURCE OR BY AN INTERMEDIARY.

I celebrate his entire catalog

[Kaos]

Unknown Caller

Ran across this on Showtime. 

Dude traps a man and his daughter in a house with their own security system in order to exact revenge for some high school slights. 

The acting is bad.  The CGI is just as bad as Batman v. Superman.  The story dragged on too long and was just silly. 

Funny to see the lead barreling past the Regions building and climbing up Vulcan. 

That's all there is to recommend it.