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While you bitches are being bitchy (part 243,114)

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While you bitches are being bitchy (part 243,114)
« on: May 14, 2009, 05:22:47 PM »
I'm leaving bright and early tomorrow morning for a weekend of binge drinking and general debauchery in New Orleans - sans wife.  My liver is quivering in anticipation.

Or at least I think that's anticipation...

Suck it!
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Re: While you bitches are being bitchy (part 243,114)
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2009, 05:59:37 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on May 14, 2009, 05:22:47 PM
I'm leaving bright and early tomorrow morning for a weekend of binge drinking and general debauchery in New Orleans - sans wife.  My liver is quivering in anticipation.

Or at least I think that's anticipation...

Suck it!
Hey, if you're Man enough, you should try out my special shot.  It's called the Ace of Spades, 2 or 3 of these and you'll be fucked up for the rest of the night...I promise.  Again, if you're man enough.
Each round consists of 3 shots from my friends; Jim, Jack & Johnny.  After each shot you take a big swig of Smirnoff Triple Black.

One shot of Jim Bean (Black)
One big swig of Smirnoff (Triple Black)
One shot of Jack Daniels (Black)
One big swig of Smirnoff (Triple Black)
One shot of Johnny Walker (Black)
One big swig of Smirnoff (Triple Black)

That's the first round....LOL.  Two more rounds of those and you'll be speaking in tongues.
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Re: While you bitches are being bitchy (part 243,114)
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2009, 06:18:22 PM »
Get you some mudbugs from Coop's place on Decatur. He used to have a deal where you could eat them by the hour. They would bring you a good mess right when your time was about up, too.
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Re: While you bitches are being bitchy (part 243,114)
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2009, 06:25:06 PM »
Mmmmm, MudBugs..... :sad: :puke:
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: While you bitches are being bitchy (part 243,114)
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 12:19:01 AM »
My advice is to head on down to the bar at 711 Bourbon St.  If the cross-eyed midget is singing, they put on a hell of a show.  My other advice, if you like Micro-Brews, is to try the Crescent City Brewery on Decatur.  Good beer and a beautiful bar.
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Re: While you bitches are being bitchy (part 243,114)
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 12:36:08 AM »
Drive to Metairie and get a Po'Boy from Shortstop.  I believe it's on Transcontinental.  Best roast beef in town. 
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Re: While you bitches are being bitchy (part 243,114)
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2009, 12:59:56 AM »
You must drink a Hand Grenade!
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Re: While you bitches are being bitchy (part 243,114)
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2009, 02:10:00 AM »
No Name bar to admire their bra collection and have a dozen cherry bombs.
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Re: While you bitches are being bitchy (part 243,114)
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2009, 09:03:06 AM »
These suggestions are all wasted on a guy that we know is going to sprint to the east end of Bourbon to man a glory hole all weekend.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: While you bitches are being bitchy (part 243,114)
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2009, 09:04:30 AM »
Quote from: Hogwally on May 15, 2009, 12:19:01 AM
If the cross-eyed midget is singing, they put on a hell of a show.

Man, if I had a dollar for every time I have heard this...
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Re: While you bitches are being bitchy (part 243,114)
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2009, 03:42:05 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 15, 2009, 09:04:30 AM
Man, if I had a dollar for every time I have heard this...
I'm rich with anticipation...
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