I'll need more info:
1) Is Sasquatch a cuddler?
2) Does Sasquatch bring booze?
3) Does Sasquatch practice safe sex?
4) Will Sasquatch engage in light bondage (safety word provided, of course)?
5) Will Sasquatch call me in the morning?
1. Only on cold nights
2. Of course Sasquatch is not a cheapskate
3. No, Sasquatch has laytex allergies
4. Sasquatch not really into spanking, more of a foot fetish kinda animal
5. Depends on how you look in the morning, Sasquatch usually takes a toll.