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Fuck a Sasquatch...
« on: May 14, 2009, 12:25:33 PM »
The Montauk Monster is where it's at.  The newest pictures:








An old picture, from July 2008:




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'Montauk Monster' sighting on Southold beach

BY SOPHIA CHANG | sophia.chang@newsday.com

10:50 AM EDT, May 14, 2009
 
It's back.

Just in time for summer, Long Island's latest fad-slash-biological freak show once again is in all of its bloated, pallid glory.

Reports of a Montauk Monster washing up on a Southold beach are circulating after the www.montauk-monster.com blog posted pictures and video last week of what looks like a beaked, four-legged animal's carcass lying in sand--much like the pictures of the other beaked, four-legged carcass that stirred up so much controversy last summer.

Nicky Papers, 24, a culinary school student from West Islip who runs the blog, said a couple from Southold contacted him after they saw the body on the Founders Landing Park shore last Wednesday.

He and a friend drove there and saw a three-foot long animal corpse with a pointy snout and hooves lying in the surf.

"It smelled horrible," Papers said. "It's like nothing I've ever seen before. I don't think the pictures do it justice."

Papers said the couple shoved the carcass with a stick into a white garbage bag and took it away. They later told him they'd put the carcass on ice at an undisclosed Southold location, Papers said.

Attempts to contact the Southold couple were unsuccessful, and Papers said he did not want to reveal their identity without their permission.

The tale of the original Montauk Monster gripped the East End last summer as international attention seized upon the mysterious animal body that purportedly washed up on a local beach. As the tale goes, three Montauk friends found the corpse last July on Ditch Plains Beach and snapped a picture of it.

Back then, rumors centered on stories about a dumped carcass from Plum Island's testing labs. Some claimed there could be a shady back story: Perhaps the creature was planted to promote an independent movie?

Now, according to the montauk-monster.com blog, the latest Montauk Monster has been updated and has acquired new baggage suitable for 2009.

"I've thought about the possibilities that this carcass may be carrying H1N1 influenza (The Swine Flu)," Papers writes.

But he admits he is "just as baffled as anybody else."

Papers said he didn't worry about skeptics and nonbelievers. "Whether people think this is old news, there's going to be people out there who are still going to be interested in the mysteries of science," he said.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/suffolk/ny-limont1412762172may13,0,996931.story
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Re: Fuck a Sasquatch...
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2009, 01:08:47 PM »
Bulldog. Saw it on Monster Hunters on the History channel.
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2009, 01:35:25 PM »
Bulldog. Saw it on Monster Hunters on the History channel.

Yep.  I watched the same episode.
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2009, 02:34:22 PM »
Yep.  I watched the same episode.
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2009, 02:39:22 PM »
Besides everyone knows that the Buttertooth Yeti would eat that thing alive!
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Re: Fuck a Sasquatch...
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2009, 03:30:27 PM »
Besides everyone knows that the Buttertooth Yeti would eat that thing alive!

No doubt.  Chupacabra ain't got shit on the BY.
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Re: Fuck a Sasquatch...
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2009, 03:45:41 PM »
I thought this was going to be a simple yes/no answer thread.

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Re: Fuck a Sasquatch...
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2009, 03:50:07 PM »
So you are saying the "monster" is this?





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I guess I can see it.  The nose has rotted away, leaving the nasal cavity exposed...ear and body shape are about the same (with bloating taken into consideration)...

There must be a bulldog murderer on Long Island.
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Re: Fuck a Sasquatch...
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2009, 03:51:18 PM »
I thought this was going to be a simple yes/no answer thread.



I'll need more info:

1) Is Sasquatch a cuddler?
2) Does Sasquatch bring booze?
3) Does Sasquatch practice safe sex?
4) Will Sasquatch engage in light bondage (safety word provided, of course)?
5) Will Sasquatch call me in the morning?
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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2009, 03:59:29 PM »
I'll need more info:

1) Is Sasquatch a cuddler?
2) Does Sasquatch bring booze?
3) Does Sasquatch practice safe sex?
4) Will Sasquatch engage in light bondage (safety word provided, of course)?
5) Will Sasquatch call me in the morning?
1. Only on cold nights
2. Of course Sasquatch is not a cheapskate
3. No, Sasquatch has laytex allergies
4. Sasquatch not really into spanking, more of a foot fetish kinda animal
5. Depends on how you look in the morning, Sasquatch usually takes a toll.
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Re: Fuck a Sasquatch...
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2009, 04:13:34 PM »
1. Only on cold nights
2. Of course Sasquatch is not a cheapskate
3. No, Sasquatch has laytex allergies
4. Sasquatch not really into spanking, more of a foot fetish kinda animal
5. Depends on how you look in the morning, Sasquatch usually takes a toll.


Then I must decline.  Sasquatch feet are probably gross.
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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2009, 04:43:15 PM »
So you are saying the "monster" is this?

I guess I can see it.  The nose has rotted away, leaving the nasal cavity exposed...ear and body shape are about the same (with bloating taken into consideration)...

There must be a bulldog murderer on Long Island.

:bozo:

I'm saying that I watched an episode of Monster Quest (or some similar program) and that is what they claimed that it was; of course, trust but verify always applies.

Cryptomundo is reporting it as a 'common animal decaying on the shoreline', suggesting in reports of 'sightings' last year that it was a raccoon:

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/montauk09/
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