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Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart

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Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« on: May 12, 2009, 01:54:40 PM »
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Re: Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 04:32:44 PM »
The doldrums, indeed.

This place is deader 'en shit.
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Re: Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2009, 04:58:40 PM »
The doldrums, indeed.

This place is deader 'en shit.

Couldn't agree more.  I've only got so many fat jokes left in my book and you're using up half of those.
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Re: Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2009, 05:01:39 PM »
Couldn't agree more.  I've only got so many fat jokes left in my book and you're using up half of those.

The thing is, is that this picture is only mildly funny to me, but I still posted it in hopes that it would inject some life into this mofo.

For the record, I only have about 3 fat jokes left.
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Re: Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2009, 05:04:26 PM »
The thing is, is that this picture is only mildly funny to me, but I still posted it in hopes that it would inject some life into this mofo.

For the record, I only have about 3 fat jokes left.

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. 

That should take it down to 2.
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Re: Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 05:04:47 PM »
For the record, I only have about 3 fat jokes left.

That is because you are fucking stupid.

In fact, you are so dumb, I heard it takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
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Re: Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009, 05:06:18 PM »
That is because you are fucking stupid.

In fact, you are so dumb, I heard it takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

He's so dumb, he sold his car for gas money.
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Re: Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 05:10:21 PM »
He's so dumb, he sold his car for gas money.
Okay, I'll end these "dumb" jokes, with one that can't be beaten.

He's so dumb that he asked Kerry Murphy and DJ Fluker how to spell Kat.  Ding, Ding, Ding...WINNA!!!!
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Re: Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 05:10:48 PM »
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. 

That should take it down to 2.

Damn.
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Re: Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 09:36:58 PM »
Murphy and Fluker were taking the entrance exam at the Crapstoned.  Kerry came to question #1 and whispered...Pssst..Fluka..what's the answer to #1?  Old McDonald had a __________?

Fluker looked at him and said, "You stupid mofo...a FARM...Old McDonald had a FARM...dumbass."

Murphy said, "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right...Old McDonald had a farm....hey, pssst...Fluka...how you spell farm?"

DJ: "You idiot.  Old McDonald had a farm...E-I-E-I-O".
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Re: Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2009, 05:22:28 AM »
Murphy and Fluker were taking the entrance exam at the Crapstoned.  Kerry came to question #1 and whispered...Pssst..Fluka..what's the answer to #1?  Old McDonald had a __________?

Fluker looked at him and said, "You stupid mofo...a FARM...Old McDonald had a FARM...dumbass."

Murphy said, "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right...Old McDonald had a farm....hey, pssst...Fluka...how you spell farm?"

DJ: "You idiot.  Old McDonald had a farm...E-I-E-I-O".
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Re: Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2009, 11:19:10 AM »
Your momma's so fat that she once broke her leg, and gravy poured out.

Your momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Your momma's so fat, that she once struck oil while wearing high heels.

Your momma's so stupid, I caught her burying cheerios in the back yard, thinkin' they were doughnut seeds.



There's a few more for ya...

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Re: Seen Sunday at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2009, 11:48:18 AM »
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
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