Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....

The Prowler · « **on:** May 09, 2009, 02:33:22 PM »

*Preferred Walk-On*
Jorrell Bostrom OL 6'4 370 Bakersfield C.C. (CA.)

Boss graduated HS from Nampa (Id.) in '02, went on a four year church mission trip out of HS...then he attended BCC for two years. He'll have three years to play two.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2009, 03:28:11 PM »

He needs to beef up a little.

Jumbo · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2009, 07:34:46 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 09, 2009, 03:28:11 PM

He needs to beef up a little.

I was thinking the same thing.

El Guapo · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2009, 10:29:24 AM »

What a fat tub of shit. :thumbsup:

AUChizad · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2009, 10:58:48 AM »

Jeebus. That's like an 8 foot tall center in basketball. If he has 1% talent, he'll be a badass.

(See the 332 lb Andre Smith)

El Guapo · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2009, 04:15:09 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on May 10, 2009, 10:58:48 AM

Jeebus. That's like an 8 foot tall center in basketball. If he has 1% talent, he'll be a badass.

(See the 332 lb Andre Smith)

So what you're saying is that Mt. Cody is good too? Glad to hear a rival talking about something like that.

AUChizad · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2009, 08:25:42 PM »

Quote from: El Guapo on May 10, 2009, 04:15:09 PM

So what you're saying is that Mt. Cody is good too? Glad to hear a rival talking about something like that.

It was a backhanded compliment. Don't worry.

He's a fat fuck, and primarily due to this genetic trait he was able to go sixth overall in the NFL draft.

This guy's 40 pounds MORE of a fat fuck. With any hint of talent whatsoever, he'll serve his purpose on the OL just fine.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #7 on:** May 11, 2009, 09:15:24 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on May 10, 2009, 08:25:42 PM

It was a backhanded compliment. Don't worry.

He's a fat fuck, and primarily due to this genetic trait he was able to go sixth overall in the NFL draft.

This guy's 40 pounds MORE of a fat fuck. With any hint of talent whatsoever, he'll serve his purpose on the OL just fine.

...only on running plays.

CCTAU · « **Reply #8 on:** May 11, 2009, 02:39:30 PM »

All you gotta do is put in a 5' 10" 185 lb. DL and he'll scoot past him before he can move.

AKA. Scotty Chamblee......

AUChizad · « **Reply #9 on:** May 11, 2009, 04:53:03 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on May 11, 2009, 02:39:30 PM

All you gotta do is put in a 5' 10" 185 lb. DL and he'll scoot past him before he can move.

AKA. Scotty Chamblee......

True, assuming he's a slow fat fuck.

As I said, it's not 100% genetics. He's gotta have some speed and talent as well. For curiosity's sake, does anyone know what this kids 40 is?

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #10 on:** May 11, 2009, 05:00:28 PM »

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He's gotta have some speed and talent as well. For curiosity's sake, does anyone know what this kids 40 is?

I heard he ran a fo....eva...

That doesn't work as well typed out.......

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2009, 05:17:23 PM »

I ain't sayin' that boy's fat, but when he turns completely around, they throw him a welcome back party.

Thrilla · « **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2009, 12:47:57 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on May 11, 2009, 04:53:03 PM

True, assuming he's a slow fat fuck.

As I said, it's not 100% genetics. He's gotta have some speed and talent as well. For curiosity's sake, does anyone know what this kids 40 is?

I'm assuming Olde English, but he's been seen with Colt 45 a time or two.

Ole boy is so fat that when he dresses in red, all the kids gather around him singing "Wacky, Wild, Kool-Aid Style!"

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2009, 02:12:54 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on May 12, 2009, 12:47:57 PM

Ole boy is so fat that when he dresses in red, all the kids gather around him singing "Wacky, Wild, Kool-Aid Style!"

And when he wears yellow, all the neighborhood kids try to climb on board.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** May 12, 2009, 02:28:24 PM »

He's so fat he had his portrait painted with a roller.

Thrilla · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2009, 04:21:56 PM »

Man, I heard he's so fat that he has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12, 2009, 04:25:01 PM »

Dude, he's so fat, his cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Thrilla · « **Reply #17 on:** May 12, 2009, 04:30:32 PM »

DAMN!

I read somewhere that he was so fat that he was baptized at Sea World.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** May 12, 2009, 04:52:20 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on May 12, 2009, 04:30:32 PM

DAMN!

I read somewhere that he was so fat that he was baptized at Sea World.

That boy's so fat, when he walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 commercials.

Thrilla · « **Reply #19 on:** May 12, 2009, 04:58:28 PM »

DAMN!

He's so fat, that if you swerve to miss hitting him with your car...you'll run out of gas.