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Saniflush

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Welcome
« on: September 21, 2007, 01:32:42 PM »
to a buddy of mine by the name of Tarheel.  He was born a TarHeel but I look past that cause he pulls for Auburn as well.  Ya'll don't tell him any black or jew jokes.  He will get offended.  Think of him as the new Sammy Davis jr.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2007, 02:23:42 PM »
Howard Johnson: As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel and Hardy handshake to our new ...
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Re: Welcome
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2007, 02:30:28 PM »
Quote from: Lurking Tiger on September 21, 2007, 02:23:42 PM
Howard Johnson: As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel and Hardy handshake to our new ...


"You know Nietzsche says out of chaos comes order."
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2007, 02:34:51 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 21, 2007, 02:30:28 PM
"You know Nietzsche says out of chaos comes order."

Blow it out your ass, Howard.
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Tarheel

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2007, 02:39:04 PM »
Yeah, I can already see this is going to be a fun crowd...thanks for the hearty welcome...and the intro from saniflush.  Shalom, Lechaim, and no I don't roll on Shabbat.
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-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

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-Milton Friedman

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2007, 02:45:40 PM »
Hey...is that Jerry?  How the fuck are you...you SOB? Jordan-Hare would so kick the Dean Dome's ass in a fight!
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Saniflush

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2007, 02:48:04 PM »
Quote from: BK on September 21, 2007, 02:45:40 PM
Hey...is that Jerry?  How the fuck are you...you SOB? Jordan-Hare would so kick the Dean Dome's ass in a fight!

Yea.  I forgot that ya'll met at the near disaster we call the KSU game.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2007, 02:53:15 PM »
Yup...tis I Jerry...and like I told saniflush...Jordan-Hare is cool and all but the Dean Dome Rocks!
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2007, 03:21:46 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on September 21, 2007, 02:53:15 PM
Yup...tis I Jerry...and like I told saniflush...Jordan-Hare is cool and all but the Dean Dome Rocks!

Go fuck yourself, newbie.
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Re: Welcome
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2007, 04:22:57 PM »
Why did we change the ranks that are attached to post counts? I liked the system where you are less and less harsh of a cutdown as you post. Noobs should all be listed as fags, it made me chortle.

Anyway, back on topic. What's the definition of a Jewish dilema? Free ham.
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Re: Welcome
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2007, 04:36:41 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on September 21, 2007, 04:22:57 PM
What's the definition of a Jewish dilema? Free ham.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
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Tarheel

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2007, 05:00:26 PM »
"How could this have happened?"
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Tarheel

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2007, 05:03:35 PM »
PHILISTINES!
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2007, 05:23:29 PM »
Nice avatar, BTW. I am a big fan of General Forrest. :thumbsup:
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2007, 05:30:48 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 21, 2007, 05:23:29 PM
Nice avatar, BTW. I am a big fan of General Forrest. :thumbsup:

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2007, 05:32:00 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 21, 2007, 05:23:29 PM
Nice avatar, BTW. I am a big fan of General Forrest. :thumbsup:

Fucking racist.

Your pledge name from here on out shall be... "Sheets."
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Tarheel

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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2007, 06:27:58 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 21, 2007, 05:23:29 PM
Nice avatar, BTW. I am a big fan of General Forrest. :thumbsup:

Thanks.  It was a toss-up between Gen. Forrest or...



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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2007, 07:52:45 PM »
The guy got a bad rap. Break out a couple of firehoses and some german shepards to bust up an unlawful assembly and you are branded for life.
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