« on: May 06, 2009, 10:25:31 PM »
This shit is hilarious
Malzahn: Lolley is convinced that he saw Nick Saban following us in his Benz, I told him that the car he saw was a Subaru Outback, moron
about 8 hours ago from web Taylor: Meyer is just jealous, sure he has 2 NCs in 3 years, but meanwhile we are kickin it in a LIMO... Suck on that Urban
about 8 hours ago from web Grimes: Just got back from my "secret mission" to Tuscaloosa...I hate kickers
about 10 hours ago from web Malzahn: Not much getting done on the road today, all we can talk about is Pam and Jim ARE GETTING MARRIED ON THURSDAY OMG!!!!
about 21 hours ago from web Lolley: Today,when the limo rolled up, Luper is through the moonroof,holding a six pack,and a Hardees bag. Like Richard Gere in Pretty Woman
10:28 AM May 5th from web Roof: Doobie Brothers Rock! Don't you think that today they would be called the Chronic Brothers?
8:36 AM May 4th from web Malzahn: Rule#5-No more summer sausage and soft cheese in the limo, lighting farts now completely banned-Lolley nearly ignited a bottle of JD
8:32 AM May 4th from web Thigpen: Taylor thinks he's such a big deal, he's not the coach who ALMOST got on Star Search, humming "Baby Got Back", while poplocking
8:26 AM May 4th from web Taylor: God, I'm sexy http://tinyurl.com/cpn298 Disregard the last 5 seconds of the video
8:26 AM May 4th from web Malzahn: Have to do a better job coordinating the potty stops, at this rate we won't see one HS today. Its like 9 women on different cycles
7:46 AM May 4th from web Taylor: Rocker is going to be useless today, Hardees shorted him a Steak-n-Biscuit. Last time this happened, he signed a 2Star DT
7:41 AM May 4th from web Malzahn: Rule #4- No coach may sub-lease the limo for a prom weekend, but if they do, they are to remove all AU magnets. flags, & liquor
4:52 AM May 4th from web Taylor: Getting Ready to head back out tomorrow, After "The View", we hit the road...That Joy Behar has got it goin on.
8:20 PM May 3rd from web Taylor: Coach Chizik just called- We can break the news, we would like to welcome the newest member of our coaching staff-Jeff Gillooly
5:42 PM May 2nd from web Taylor: Malzahn talked to the Coach, CC said he has an idea on how to deal with Coach Saban, announcement is forthcoming...
5:17 PM May 2nd from web Rocker: Malzahn has a great idea, he said LT used to send hookers to the other team, before we play OleMiss he is sending Nutt a hot reporter
3:52 PM May 2nd from web Luper: Lolley thinks he just saw Jared from the Subway commercials hitchhiking in on 4, Coach Taylor said he is pretty sure he lives in CA.
3:46 PM May 2nd from web Thigpen: Some may ask how we can post so much-the answer is simple, we do not let convincing recruits to come to Auburn get in the way
2:24 PM May 2nd from web Malzahn: Limo Rule #3 No more lighting farts over my face, while I am asleep. I woke up and thought we were Louisiana
2:20 PM May 2nd from web Luper: Coach Rocker put diesel in the limo...again
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