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http://www.cbssports.com/columns/story/11699860Despite sound and fury, there are pros to Congress grilling BCS
May 1, 2009
By Mike Freeman
CBSSports.com National Columnist
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Congress is holding hearings on the BCS this week. Please overcome the urge to roll the eyes and upchuck your lunch.
It's understandable if you suddenly feel ill. Congress is to sports what John Tesh is to rock 'n' roll. Congressional inquiries into sports issues often result in extensive public buffoonery and lengthy bouts of elitist grandstanding. They mispronounce names of athletes, meddle unnecessarily and many times utterly embarrass themselves. Some of them wouldn't know the difference between A-Rod and Selena Roberts.
Now, Congress is engaging in full-throttle hand-wringing when it comes to the flawed, farcical college football non-playoff system. To some people the BCS should stand for Be-Gone Congressional Silliness.
Granted, all true. And that's the argument you'll hear from my friend and new CBSSports.com Capitol Hill correspondent Dennis Dodd, who knows college football as well as anyone in the country but suddenly thinks he's Wolf Blitzer.
Congress is inefficient when it comes to sports. Fine. There is also a lot more going on in the country that requires its attention. Double fine.
Except ...
If you want a playoff system in college football, and the overwhelming majority of fans do, then Congress is your only hope.
Despite its glaring faults, Congress is the sole entity that can change the antiquated, garbage bowl system into a sleek, powerful, 21st-century playoff model.
You see, the BCS is a gang. An arrogant, ruthless gang conniving to keep its stranglehold on power any way possible, and the only things that can break up the BCS are subpoenas, flashlights and some ass-kicking.
When you dismantle gangs, you need The Untouchables. You need Eliot Ness, and Congress is the closest thing.
It was Congress -- with a serious assist by Jose Canseco -- that finally got baseball to overcome its steroid addiction and forced the union to drop its insincere opposition to serious testing for performance-enhancing drugs.
It was Congress that made Mark McGwire, Rafael Palmeiro, Sammy Sosa and Roger Clemens look silly. The hearings weren't ideal, but in the end they were a useful bludgeoning tool to get baseball to clean up its act.
Don't fool yourselves. Congress -- not Bud Selig or the media and certainly not the players -- changed baseball for the better, in terms of steroid use. Congress can do the same thing with the BCS. Just as with baseball, Congress can embarrass the BCS into submission with visible hearings and probing questions.
Lots of hearings and lots of questions.
To those who say that Congress has swine flu to worry about, as well as the economy, two wars and any number of other issues, well, just in case you didn't know, Congress can do several things at once.
That's an old, tired argument anyway. If Congress waited until there was no crisis to get things done, it would be waiting forever. There are always various crises.
On Friday, when the BCS officially gets probed by Congress, there will be moments of hyperventilating and clown-ism from congressional figures. It's already starting. Rep. Joe Barton of Texas sponsored legislation that would prevent the NCAA from calling a college football game a "national championship" unless it came from a playoff system.
That type of headline-grabbing legislation is similar to the two lawmakers who, during the Iraq War, wanted to change the name of french fries to "freedom fries" and french toast to "freedom toast" because of the French opposition to the war. Yes, that was productive.
There will be those moments, but overall this is a great thing.
Congress needs to BCS bunker-bust.
So go get 'em, lawmakers. Make the BCS change its ways. Please.
You're the only ones who can.