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Classic bammer media....

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Re: Classic bammer media....
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2009, 02:18:56 AM »
No the point I was trying to emphasize is that this looks like a desperation play. Not exactly the kind of press and word of mouth that Auburn needs.
When you have a complete loser of a head coach (yes I know he worked under some winners) you don't need to be using gimmicks to try and look like you have a winners swagger. As soon as this bunch take some of the losses that everyone (except for little prowler) haveaccepted is inevitable then this whole tiger prowl thing will come back to make them look even stupider than they are. How hard will it be for an opposing recruiter to point out to a potential that winners walk softly and carry a big stick. Not too hard and if the kid is seriously looking at signing then he is going to have to stop and think that maybe the clown car was a desperate cry for help.
Not exactly the kind of thing that makes a player want to commit if he is the least bit intelligent and seriously being courted by other schools.
Yes we got a week of "publicity" in April, but how will this actually affect us in the coming months when it is given time to be thought over?
This is just one more thing that this staff of second rates forgot to think about.
An Auburn will be forced to bear the brunt of their incompitence.
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Re: Classic bammer media....
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2009, 05:56:44 AM »
No the point I was trying to emphasize is that this looks like a desperation play. Not exactly the kind of press and word of mouth that Auburn needs.
When you have a complete loser of a head coach (yes I know he worked under some winners) you don't need to be using gimmicks to try and look like you have a winners swagger. As soon as this bunch take some of the losses that everyone (except for little prowler) haveaccepted is inevitable then this whole tiger prowl thing will come back to make them look even stupider than they are. How hard will it be for an opposing recruiter to point out to a potential that winners walk softly and carry a big stick. Not too hard and if the kid is seriously looking at signing then he is going to have to stop and think that maybe the clown car was a desperate cry for help.
Not exactly the kind of thing that makes a player want to commit if he is the least bit intelligent and seriously being courted by other schools.
Yes we got a week of "publicity" in April, but how will this actually affect us in the coming months when it is given time to be thought over?
This is just one more thing that this staff of second rates forgot to think about.
An Auburn will be forced to bear the brunt of their incompitence.

Just as I suspected...spouting the bammer company line verbatim.  You're eat up with dumbass. 
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Re: Classic bammer media....
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2009, 08:03:28 AM »
No the point I was trying to emphasize is that this looks like a desperation play. Not exactly the kind of press and word of mouth that Auburn needs.
When you have a complete loser of a head coach (yes I know he worked under some winners) you don't need to be using gimmicks to try and look like you have a winners swagger. As soon as this bunch take some of the losses that everyone (except for little prowler) haveaccepted is inevitable then this whole tiger prowl thing will come back to make them look even stupider than they are. How hard will it be for an opposing recruiter to point out to a potential that winners walk softly and carry a big stick. Not too hard and if the kid is seriously looking at signing then he is going to have to stop and think that maybe the clown car was a desperate cry for help.
Not exactly the kind of thing that makes a player want to commit if he is the least bit intelligent and seriously being courted by other schools.
Yes we got a week of "publicity" in April, but how will this actually affect us in the coming months when it is given time to be thought over?
This is just one more thing that this staff of second rates forgot to think about.
An Auburn will be forced to bear the brunt of their incompitence.
Good stuff there, bammer.  Keep beating that drum, little boy.  BTW, IMO, Auburn will go (8-4) or better.  As for thinking that you know how Auburn should or shouldn't recruit, it'd be best for you to keep your mouth shut, unless you want to come off looking dumber than you actually are.
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Re: Classic bammer media....
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2009, 10:13:12 AM »
No the point I was trying to emphasize is that this looks like a desperation play. Not exactly the kind of press and word of mouth that Auburn needs.
When you have a complete loser of a head coach (yes I know he worked under some winners) you don't need to be using gimmicks to try and look like you have a winners swagger. As soon as this bunch take some of the losses that everyone (except for little prowler) haveaccepted is inevitable then this whole tiger prowl thing will come back to make them look even stupider than they are. How hard will it be for an opposing recruiter to point out to a potential that winners walk softly and carry a big stick. Not too hard and if the kid is seriously looking at signing then he is going to have to stop and think that maybe the clown car was a desperate cry for help.
Not exactly the kind of thing that makes a player want to commit if he is the least bit intelligent and seriously being courted by other schools.
Yes we got a week of "publicity" in April, but how will this actually affect us in the coming months when it is given time to be thought over?
This is just one more thing that this staff of second rates forgot to think about.
An Auburn will be forced to bear the brunt of their incompitence.

Ok, a couple of things here. 

No the point I was trying to emphasize is that this looks like a desperation play. Not exactly the kind of press and word of mouth that Auburn needs.
  So apparently you not reading the articles or listening to the talk shows, and listening to the recruits or you would see that it's actually not coming off that way. 

This is just one more thing that this staff of second rates forgot to think about.

Sorry, but if you truly believe that, then you are either dumb as I think you are or you have to a impostor.  I don't think you know as much football as the people who analyze it for a living, and I will tend to believe them when they tell me that, Malzahn was one of the most highly sought after coordinators, the people up at UT wanted Taylor back and he was highly sought after as well.  When the guys at Scout and Rivals tell me that Luper is one of the best recruiters around, I will believe them over you.  Have read and heard (once again, from people that get paid to do this for a living) nothing but praise for Thigpen, Rocker, Grimes.   I can tell you from personal experience that Philip Lolley has more football knowledge than you or I will ever dream of having. 

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Re: Classic bammer media....
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2009, 11:39:38 AM »
Ok, a couple of things here. 
  So apparently you not reading the articles or listening to the talk shows, and listening to the recruits or you would see that it's actually not coming off that way. 

Sorry, but if you truly believe that, then you are either dumb as I think you are or you have to a impostor.  I don't think you know as much football as the people who analyze it for a living, and I will tend to believe them when they tell me that, Malzahn was one of the most highly sought after coordinators, the people up at UT wanted Taylor back and he was highly sought after as well.  When the guys at Scout and Rivals tell me that Luper is one of the best recruiters around, I will believe them over you.  Have read and heard (once again, from people that get paid to do this for a living) nothing but praise for Thigpen, Rocker, Grimes.   I can tell you from personal experience that Philip Lolley has more football knowledge than you or I will ever dream of having. 



AUTiger1,

I've been reading the blogs, paper, watching tv, and listening to sports talk.  The press has been good for Auburn, and even those bammer homers in the media that were pointing and giggling on monday, by thursday and friday were admitting it was a smash hit for the intended audience of 18 year old kids, their coaches, and teachers.  The only group that has steadfastly maintained their moronic take is.....that's right, the rank and file mulletheaded, cocksucking, bammers, and of course their best Auburn friend, GW.  And that take is: "Aubies, ignore what you hear and see, take our word for it, it's not working, it won't work, it's a desperation move, and everybody's laughing."  Another really stupid take is one that GW has also adopted of "it might turn the heads of some recruits, but the really good ones will be turned off".  As if 18 year old kid A with 3 stars on rivals will be impressed, but 18 year old kid with 4 or 5 stars will view it differently.  Last I checked the only differences in an 18 year old 3 star or 5 star is God given athletic ability, not mindset. 

GW is a one of a kind fucking idiot! 
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Re: Classic bammer media....
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2009, 04:28:00 PM »
Yall don't have a monopoly on idiots.
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Re: Classic bammer media....
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2009, 10:13:12 PM »
An Auburn will be forced to bear the brunt of their incompitence.

     I don't mean to be the spelling police, but something about a guy misspelling "incompetence" just cracks me up....

     BTW, I won't say a word about the limo, we once signed a 5-star cornerback out of Atlanta named Ahmad "Batman" Carrol because we had a guy in a Batman suit and a Batmobile show up during his recruiting visit.  You never know what is going to impress an 18 year old kid. There really was only one tried and true method, but Colorado went and fucked that up for everybody.
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Re: Classic bammer media....
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2009, 10:14:58 PM »
     I don't mean to be the spelling police, but something about a guy misspelling "incompetence" just cracks me up....
It's the irony of the misspelling that killed me! Of all the words to fuck up in that screed, he had to choose that one.
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Re: Classic bammer media....
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2009, 11:13:16 PM »
Good stuff there, bammer.  Keep beating that drum, little boy.  BTW, IMO, Auburn will go (8-4) or better.  As for thinking that you know how Auburn should or shouldn't recruit, it'd be best for you to keep your mouth shut, unless you want to come off looking dumber than you actually are.

You must have bumped your head while you were woking at that glory hole. Only a complete dumbass can see 8 possible wins this year. Hell even when we had a coach 8 wins is not easy to get, this is not the big 12 north you know. We have too much competent competition and a rudderless ship to contend with. 2 to 3 wins are definantly more likely. 5-7 will seem like the good ole days before we get these clowns out of town.
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Re: Classic bammer media....
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2009, 12:26:42 AM »
2 to 3 wins are definantly more likely.

     Look,  Everyone knows you don't like the coach, but now you're just being silly.  I'm not even an Auburn fan, and I don't see any way they don't win 3 of the first 4.  It wouldn't surprise me if Auburn won the first 5, I mean there hasn't been anything coming out of Tenn lately that makes me think they're going to be particularly tough. 
     What are you going to do if they head for god's country on a 5 game winning streak?  Are you going to take your ball and go home?  Are you going to admit the PTB know a hell of a lot more about what they're doing than you think?  Or are you just going to quit watching football and spend your Saturdays throwing darts at your Chizik dartboard and masturbating to tapes of old Bear Bryant coaching shows? 
     I never claimed to be smart, but I just can't figure out how someone can claim to be a fan of a team and so openly root for that team to do poorly.  I said the same thing about all the people claiming to be Hog fans who hoped we would lose so HDN would get run out of town. All it does is make you look like a jackass to those who want their team to win.
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Re: Classic bammer media....
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2009, 01:04:04 AM »
     Look,  Everyone knows you don't like the coach, but now you're just being silly.  I'm not even an Auburn fan, and I don't see any way they don't win 3 of the first 4.  It wouldn't surprise me if Auburn won the first 5, I mean there hasn't been anything coming out of Tenn lately that makes me think they're going to be particularly tough. 
     What are you going to do if they head for god's country on a 5 game winning streak?  Are you going to take your ball and go home?  Are you going to admit the PTB know a hell of a lot more about what they're doing than you think?  Or are you just going to quit watching football and spend your Saturdays throwing darts at your Chizik dartboard and masturbating to tapes of old Bear Bryant coaching shows? 
     I never claimed to be smart, but I just can't figure out how someone can claim to be a fan of a team and so openly root for that team to do poorly.  I said the same thing about all the people claiming to be Hog fans who hoped we would lose so HDN would get run out of town. All it does is make you look like a jackass to those who want their team to win.
Hog, do you own a pet?  If so then, your pet could probably understand what you've posted and what I've posted better than greaseybammer.  If not then, the nearest wall will do.  As for greaseybammer line of thinking...You can't spell ReTaRd without RTR.
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Re: Classic bammer media....
« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2009, 10:31:50 AM »
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