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Headed to the beach for a week
« on: May 01, 2009, 12:43:11 PM »
I'm headed out the door for 8 glorious days on the beach in destin.  The plans are as follows:

Wake up and head to the beach
Crack beer #1 around 10:00 am
Drink all day
Have sex with the wife (it lasts much longer after a day of drinking)
Sleep
Wake up and repeat day

We are going to throw in a deep sea fishing trip on our anniversary just to break thinks up a little

Ya'll have fun in your little cubicles :fu:
« Last Edit: May 01, 2009, 01:05:05 PM by AUTailgatingRules »
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Re: Headed to the beach for a week
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 12:48:20 PM »
I hope your junk gets stung by a jellyfish.
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Re: Headed to the beach for a week
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 01:05:41 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on May 01, 2009, 12:48:20 PM
I hope your junk gets stung by a jellyfish.

Maybe the wife will rub it and make it feel better
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Re: Headed to the beach for a week
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 01:07:53 PM »
Holla atcha boy if you want to grab a cold beverage while you're here.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Headed to the beach for a week
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 01:08:33 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on May 01, 2009, 12:48:20 PM
I hope your junk gets stung.

I didn't know plankton had stingers?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Headed to the beach for a week
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2009, 01:15:37 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 01, 2009, 01:08:33 PM
I didn't know plankton had stingers?

It's not the size of the wave, but the motion in the ocean.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Re: Headed to the beach for a week
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2009, 01:28:47 PM »
Have fun.  Oh, and pics of your wife on the beach are mandatory.  And if you happen to carry the camera to wherever that whole sex thing happens, go ahead and get some shots of her...without you in the picture.  You know, vacation memories we can all share. 

Just sayin'.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Headed to the beach for a week
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2009, 01:49:56 PM »
Maybe I could get famous with my own sex tape?
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Re: Headed to the beach for a week
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2009, 01:54:40 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on May 01, 2009, 01:49:56 PM
Maybe I could get famous with my own sex tape?

Uuumm....don't quit your day job.

Where are you guys staying down there?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Headed to the beach for a week
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2009, 02:00:48 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 01, 2009, 01:54:40 PM
Uuumm....don't quit your day job.

My co star would make it worth the price.
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Re: Headed to the beach for a week
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2009, 02:03:28 PM »
May your left ass cheek get burned.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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