Anyone Else Think It's Funny...

AUChizad · « **on:** April 29, 2009, 02:10:56 PM »

That in the same week that bammer's head coach is trying to impress the 'Dega NASCAR fans, Auburn's coaches are hitting the recruiting trail in bourgeois limousines?

Sounds like a stereotype joke, but it is becoming reality...

The Prowler · « **Reply #1 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:41:55 PM »

I find it funny that Coach Midget Grand Marshalled a race that was Filled with wrecks and "Caution" flags. One of the wrecks was so bad that a car almost ended up in the stands. Here's how I imagine that it went down....

bammer/NASCAR fan: We Love You Coach....show everyone how the upcoming season is going to look.

Coach Midget: Gentlemen Start Your ENGINES!!!!....Aight!?!

Engine Starts....BOOM!!!! Engine Dies, Uh OH!! Five Car Pile Up, Oh Crap!!! 10 Car Pile Up, Here We Go Again!!! 5 Car Pile Up

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #2 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:03:50 PM »

At least he recognizes his demographic.

boartitz · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:12:26 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 29, 2009, 04:03:50 PM

At least he recognizes his demographic.

Preaching to the choir?

RWS · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:17:56 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 29, 2009, 02:10:56 PM

That in the same week that bammer's head coach is trying to impress the 'Dega NASCAR fans, Auburn's coaches are hitting the recruiting trail in bourgeois limousines?

Sounds like a stereotype joke, but it is becoming reality...

Our 2010 class is about halfway finished right now at 10 commits, and its almost May.....whats your point?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:21:25 AM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on April 30, 2009, 09:17:56 AM

Our 2010 class is about halfway finished right now at 10 commits, and its almost May.....whats your point?

Since Sabben encourages the kids to keep taking their visits and look around, you're not worried?

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:29:32 AM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on April 30, 2009, 09:17:56 AM

Our 2010 class is about halfway finished right now at 10 commits, and its almost May.....whats your point?

Out of those 10 commits you're bragging about, you have a total of 8 stars.

#2Bammer · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:04:21 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on April 30, 2009, 09:29:32 AM

Out of those 10 commits you're bragging about, you have a total of 8 stars.

Its April dipshit! Wait til Feb. and see what the stars say! :eyeroll:

The Prowler · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:19:14 PM »

I'm sure the bammers will be able to pump up some of those "$tar$"....even the Kicker.

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #9 on:** May 01, 2009, 06:35:14 AM »

And we will sign a bunch that don't get offers from anyone else.
All we need is a coach though......

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 01, 2009, 08:18:43 AM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on May 01, 2009, 06:35:14 AM

And we will sign a bunch that don't get offers from anyone else.
All we need is a coach though......

You need to flip yourself over. You've come to the end of side one months ago.

RWS · « **Reply #11 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:23:04 AM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on April 30, 2009, 09:29:32 AM

Out of those 10 commits you're bragging about, you have a total of 8 stars.

There are a ton of guys that have not been evaluated yet. Its May for crying out loud.

The Prowler · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:56:12 PM »

Quote from: greaseybammer on May 01, 2009, 06:35:14 AM

Pancakes:

INGREDIENTS
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon white sugar
1 1/4 cups milk
1 egg
3 tablespoons butter, melted

DIRECTIONS
In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.
Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

What to Drink?
Blood Orange Bellini
Coffee

Pancake!!!

stewiegriffin · « **Reply #13 on:** May 01, 2009, 03:10:23 PM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on May 01, 2009, 06:35:14 AM

And we will sign a bunch that don't get offers from anyone else.
All we need is a coach though......

your bullshit is exhausting. Please stop acting like an AU fan

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #14 on:** May 01, 2009, 06:49:33 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on May 01, 2009, 08:18:43 AM

You need to flip yourself over. You've come to the end of side one months ago.

Not till the fucker is gone. Then you will see a different side of the weasel. But till then I can see wrong and I am not going to take it lying down.

JR4AU · « **Reply #15 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:44:41 PM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on May 01, 2009, 06:49:33 PM

Not till the fucker is gone. Then you will see a different side of the weasel. But till then I can see wrong and I am not going to take it lying down.

Seriously doubt it...not from a guy that is a fucking moronic as you, despises Dye, and Chizik, who hasn't coached a game as HC at Auburn. A fucking piece of shit bammer's limp dicked bullshit is a breath of fresh air compared to you.

The Prowler · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2009, 12:15:44 AM »

Hey greaseybammer, humor everyone here and tell us what Coach Chizik has done wrong, since he's been the HC at Auburn?

Jumbo · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2009, 01:22:56 AM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on May 01, 2009, 06:49:33 PM

Not till the fucker is gone. Then you will see a different side of the weasel. But till then I can see wrong and I am not going to take it lying down.

Would you rather take it standing up?

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:24:02 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on May 02, 2009, 12:15:44 AM

Hey greaseybammer, humor everyone here and tell us what Coach Chizik has done wrong, since he's been the HC at Auburn?

Hmmmmmm the limo ting, the B'ham speech where he claimed to have never failed. The hiring of a co-offensive coordinator from Tulsa as OC, the hiring of a DC from football defensive powerhouse Duke. Basically the accepting of a job he is not ready to have. Also lets not forget the chinese firedrill handling of basically everything.
The only thing he has done right is to lay low and not speak in public to the media to tip off the fact that he is not the caliber of coach needed.
But of course football season will take care of that for him.

JR4AU · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2009, 05:55:02 AM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on May 02, 2009, 02:24:02 AM

Hmmmmmm the limo ting, the B'ham speech where he claimed to have never failed. The hiring of a co-offensive coordinator from Tulsa as OC, the hiring of a DC from football defensive powerhouse Duke. Basically the accepting of a job he is not ready to have. Also lets not forget the chinese firedrill handling of basically everything.
The only thing he has done right is to lay low and not speak in public to the media to tip off the fact that he is not the caliber of coach needed.
But of course football season will take care of that for him.

Anyone Else Think It's Funny...

#2Bammer