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Scarbinsky's Take on Tiger Prowl...
« on: April 29, 2009, 09:54:38 AM »
Scarbinsky: Roll, Tigers: If kids think that limo's cool, it's cool
Posted by Kevin Scarbinsky -- Birmingham News April 29, 2009 7:04 AM
Categories: Auburn Football

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Auburn head coach Gene Chizik and his staff are working to find ways to impress recruits.Did Curtis Luper fly the Auburn recruiting limo into the catch-fence at Talladega?
Has an Opelika lawyer offered to lease that white stretch Hummer to an Auburn recruit for little down and less a month?

No?

 
So what's the problem with seven Auburn football coaches piling into a prom wagon and wheeling into high schools around the state during the spring evaluation period?

What's wrong with finding a new way for a new staff to make its presence known on the recruiting trail?

I know.

You think it's cheesy. You think it's undignified. You think it's un-Auburn-like, whatever that means.

OK, tell the truth. You're a middle-aged man, aren't you?

See, that's the real problem here. It's the people who have a real problem with this harmless little publicity stunt.

Showing up in force and in style is about recruiting, and recruiting is about making an impression on teen-age boys.

It's not about middle-aged men.

The real question isn't why Auburn is doing what it's doing this week.

The real question is this:

Why didn't Nick Saban think of that? And wouldn't Alabama fans think it was brilliant if he had?

At a Crimson Caravan stop Tuesday in Memphis, the Alabama coach was asked about the Auburn recruiting limo. He gave a very un-Saban-like answer.

''You know, I'm responsible for what we do," he said. ''How we do it. I don't know a lot about it, and I don't have any knowledge of it. I know how we go about what we do and try to do it the best way we can."

What he meant, in short: ''Why didn't I think of that?"

Think about it.

For more than two years, the Alabama coach has dominated the recruiting conversation in this state, from his cutting-edge use of video conferencing to his alleged abuse of the bump rule, which led to the passage of the Saban Rule, which keeps head coaches off the road this time of year.

By the way, that's why Gene Chizik isn't riding in that limo on this week's Tiger Prowl -- Auburn's name, not mine -- along with his assistants.

He's not trying to avoid embarrassment.

He's trying to avoid a rules violation.

It's no coincidence that, while Saban has dominated the recruiting conversation, Alabama has dominated in-state recruiting.

The new Auburn coaches have been forced to find new and innovative ways to break into that conversation. Given the level of chatter about the limo, they've succeeded.

And adapted.

After they showed up Monday at Mobile-area high schools in a low-slung, old-school white limo, they toured Wiregrass and other south Alabama high schools Tuesday in a white stretch Hummer.

Can't wait to see the sled they rock Thursday around Birmingham.

How about a monster truck? Or would an Army tank be more in keeping with old-fashioned American and Auburn values?

Look, meeting high school coaches, teachers and principals in person to evaluate high school prospects in the spring is an important but routine task. Auburn has put a new twist on it by letting everyone on those high school campuses know that the Tigers are in town.

As recruiting tactics go, better stretching out in a limo than stretching the truth. And better the coaches show up in a sweet ride than the recruits.

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Re: Scarbinsky's Take on Tiger Prowl...
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 09:59:13 AM »
Why didn't Nick Saban think of that? And wouldn't Alabama fans think it was brilliant if he had?

At a Crimson Caravan stop Tuesday in Memphis, the Alabama coach was asked about the Auburn recruiting limo. He gave a very un-Saban-like answer.

''You know, I'm responsible for what we do," he said. ''How we do it. I don't know a lot about it, and I don't have any knowledge of it. I know how we go about what we do and try to do it the best way we can."

What he meant, in short: ''Why didn't I think of that?"
KS forgot to add in Coach Midget's "Aight?" in his answer, LOL.   :sad:
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 09:59:34 AM »
Good article and yes it confirms what I have already accepted.

I'm old.

and I'm lame.
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 10:06:58 AM »
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Has an Opelika lawyer offered to lease that white stretch Hummer to an Auburn recruit for little down and less a month?

No?

Is it just my imagination, or has Scab been hinting at something in his last two columns?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: Scarbinsky's Take on Tiger Prowl...
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 10:08:26 AM »
Let me be clear here... I AM NOT THE ONE SAYING THIS... So...

It has been said that Scarbinsky is the one most likely to break the Bama "rumors"....   He has told a few folks that they should "keep reading" (which is NOT uncommon for writers), but also that to look for "hints" until it's broken.

Anyone catch the "hints"?...
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Re: Scarbinsky's Take on Tiger Prowl...
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 10:09:49 AM »
Good article and yes it confirms what I have already accepted.

I'm old.

and I'm lame.

Seems like some others around here need to accept that harsh realization as well.
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 10:17:05 AM »
Seems like some others around here need to accept that harsh realization as well.

C'mon in boys.  The water's fine.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 10:20:35 AM »
Let me be clear here... I AM NOT THE ONE SAYING THIS... So...

It has been said that Scarbinsky is the one most likely to break the Bama "rumors"....   He has told a few folks that they should "keep reading" (which is NOT uncommon for writers), but also that to look for "hints" until it's broken.

Anyone catch the "hints"?...
Yup....and Yup.
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 10:31:50 AM »
Seems like some others around here need to accept that harsh realization as well.

I resemble that remark.
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 10:48:42 AM »
I resemble that remark.

Take your Geritol and someone'll be around shortly to change your depends, gramps.
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 10:55:43 AM »
Take your Geritol and someone'll be around shortly to change your depends, gramps.

Take that back, Sonny...unless you'd like this cane up side your head.
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 11:00:15 AM »
C'mon in boys.  The water's fine.



Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 11:00:54 AM »
My take on this whole thing. I said the other day I didn't get it.  Thanks to the article and a few smart-ass remarks from certain posters, I guess the reason I didn't get it was b/c I am getting older and more lame.

Now, I really don't care what they show up in, limo, hummer, tank, horse and buggy, and I don't give a damn what they are wearing and if it matches or not.  As long as they aren't breaking the rules and they snag kids with "mowar stars" I don't care.  The bottom line is I want us to have top 5, top 10 classes every year.  If they can do that, then who really cares what "gimmicks" they use?
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 11:02:16 AM »
C'mon in boys.  The water's fine.



Great movie!
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2009, 11:05:13 AM »
Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.

Baptism! You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 10:44:34 PM »
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Has an Opelika lawyer offered to lease that white stretch Hummer to an Auburn recruit for little down and less a month?

Anyone think this article really has shit to do with the limo?  If those jabs are legit, then Scarbinsky is only prepping the ingredients right now. 
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Re: Scarbinsky's Take on Tiger Prowl...
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 10:54:19 PM »
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The real question is this:

Why didn't Nick Saban think of that? And wouldn't Alabama fans think it was brilliant if he had?

Yup.

I've spoken my piece and counted to three.

PS - To all bammer recruits:  I don't mean to be tellin' tales out of school, but there's a feller in there that'll pay you ten dollars if you sing into his can.
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« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2009, 07:59:42 AM »
I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASSSSSSSS communicating!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2009, 08:53:40 AM »
Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.
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« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2009, 09:43:47 AM »
Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."