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A good Video....
« on: April 28, 2009, 12:58:34 PM »
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Re: A good Video....
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 01:51:18 PM »
That was pornographic. And fuckin hot.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 03:56:24 PM »
Yeah, you have clearly broken the rules of the board.  Anything that causes major wood is off limits.

Bailiff, wack his pee pee
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Re: A good Video....
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 04:23:16 PM »
Bailiff, wack his pee pee
I lol'ed myself.
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 04:51:26 PM »
I lol'ed myself.
I've seen him do it before, we were in international waters so It was ok. 
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 06:21:07 PM »
There's that word that keeps popping up when talking about Auburn's Recruiting...."BUZZ"  It's going to be an even bigger "Buzz" if one of the Top Prospects in Alabama decides to commit early.
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Re: A good Video....
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 07:35:43 AM »
I lol'ed myself.

Now.  Did you realize that is from and OLD Cheech& Chong bit?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: A good Video....
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 10:35:03 AM »
Now.  Did you realize that is from and OLD Cheech& Chong bit?
I did indeed. It fit so well in context, as a good obscure reference should.
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 10:41:57 AM »
I did indeed. It fit so well in context, as a good obscure reference should.

Every now and then you surprise me. 

You know, like when you start drinking champagne before the peach bowl.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: A good Video....
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 10:43:20 AM »
Every now and then you surprise me. 

You know, like when you start drinking champagne before the peach bowl.
I was feeling peachy.
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 02:03:16 PM »
Every now and then you surprise me. 

You know, like when you start drinking champagne before the peach bowl.

Ahh!  The truth to why he was so shitfaced, and thought I was Asian.  The bubbly will get you every time.
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 02:04:14 PM »
Ahh!  The truth to why he was so shitfaced, and thought I was Asian.  The bubbly will get you every time.

Wait...

You're not Asian?

You sure?
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 02:57:31 PM »
I thought he was asian as well.  Then again, Chad was fucking unconscious until kickoff, passed out in his seat, then he sprung back to life like a fucking crack addict at kickoff. 

Another thing, we brought in liqour, I'm sure Thrilla's wife was impressed.  The two dunkest guys in the stadium snuck in a fifth...
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Re: A good Video....
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 02:58:35 PM »
I thought he was asian as well.  Then again, Chad was fucking unconscious until kickoff, passed out in his seat, then he sprung back to life like a fucking crack addict at kickoff. 

Another thing, we brought in liqour, I'm sure Thrilla'ss wife was impressed.  The two dunkest guys in the stadium snuck in a fifth...
The Asian guy had a wife with him?
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2009, 03:01:19 PM »
The Asian guy had a wife with him?
Yep, she was pretty cool.  I don't know exactly what happened, but the old people behind us thought we were awesome. 

I'm sure the ramble of incoherent cursing impressed everyone around us. 
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 03:33:59 PM »
We fucking rocked that section.  I'm glad my wife didn't get in the way of our drunk-fest, hence the reason I sat next to Taylor.  I was purchasing whiskey drinks from the concessions, and drunk 1 and drunk 2 were enjoying their fifth.  My wife was mad that I wasn't purchasing her whiskey drinks...but hey, she's much nicer when she's sober.

Wait...

You're not Asian?

You sure?

I don't think I look all that Asian...

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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 03:38:22 PM »
Jesus Christ... You're like the gay Karate Kid.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: A good Video....
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2009, 03:52:41 PM »
He must work out.
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« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2009, 08:23:00 AM »
He must work out.

It's those protein semen shakes.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."