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And In Fecal News...
« on: April 23, 2009, 10:44:20 AM »
http://www.kktv.com/morenews/headlines/43535067.html

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A 5-year-old boy at a Yakima elementary school headed home on the bus with more than books in his backpack. Inside was a smelly package of human waste.

It all started when the boy's teacher called the boy's father to say his son had an accident in class. The father told the teacher there was a change of clothes in his backpack.

But when the son came home, he was wearing the same clothes and was completely clean. That's when they looked in the backback.

The boys parents say their son's kindergarten teacher bagged up a piece of feces and stuck it in the backpack. They say they found a clear plastic bag with a piece of fecal matter wrapped up in a brown paper towel with a note on it. The note read, "This little turd was on the floor in my room."

The boy's parents aren't sure it was their son who had the accident.

The school says they are investigating the incident.



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Re: And In Fecal News...
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 01:08:37 PM »
Maybe she was talking about the boy and not the waste.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: And In Fecal News...
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 01:41:22 PM »
Maybe she was talking about the boy and not the waste.

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Re: And In Fecal News...
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 03:03:34 PM »
I hate to do lawyer talk, but realistically what the fuck?  That is a good way to get fired, then sued, then bankrupt.
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