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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2009, 10:42:27 AM »
She's got a purty mouth.

You know, the funny thing is that this girl actually looks better not made up.  She's one of the most naturally beautiful women you'd ever meet.  She's gonna' make some purty babies one day.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2009, 11:23:28 AM »
You know, the funny thing is that this girl actually looks better not made up.  She's one of the most naturally beautiful women you'd ever meet.  She's gonna' make some purty babies one day.
Never give up the bourbon! Rule with a lubed fist!
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2009, 12:19:08 PM »
This man knows.

This is my nutritionist

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I will humbly retract all my shit-talking if this is, indeed, your nutritionist.  You need to be feeding her protein shakes, however.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Snaggletiger

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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2009, 01:02:11 PM »
I will humbly retract all my shit-talking if this is, indeed, your nutritionist.  You need to be feeding her protein shakes, however.

It is indeed.  I'm trying to schedule as many appointments as possible.  I need nutrition advice.  I'm lost in a culinary wilderness.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2009, 03:53:41 PM »
Yeah, some of these aren't "dumb" at all, and I had forgotten how hilarious John Kruk was. I remember that he had surgery once to, well, remove one of his testicles after a cancer episode, and he showed up to subsequent spring training with a t-shirt that read, "I'm gonna take my ball and go home".
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2009, 03:59:31 PM »
Yeah, some of these aren't "dumb" at all, and I had forgotten how hilarious John Kruk was. I remember that he had surgery once to, well, remove one of his testicles after a cancer episode, and he showed up to subsequent spring training with a t-shirt that read, "I'm gonna take my ball and go home".

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