From my friend Rebmus on another site...
The webcast feed the Southern Miss Spring Game got crossed with some random guys sitting around the studio bullshitting. Bullshitting about their dicks, fucking picnic tables, shitting and other awesome topics.
Just to recap for the public record:
-The three gentlemen expressed their collective desire to "stick their [genitalia] in" various objects.
-One of the gentlemen had sex with a picnic table, but could not describe how precisely this was accomplished.
-One of the gentlemen used to copulate with his bed.
-One of the gentlemen uses his bathroom towels for illicit purposes.
-One of the gentlemen made some reference to Homer Simpson performing an illicit sexual act upon him.
-He stated that he used to "walk around his room just looking for anything that" he "could stick his [genitalia] in."
-The gentlemen debated which of various household chemicals smells most like semen.
-The gentlemen debated whether Shane is gay. During the discussion, one of the gentlemen belched loudly.
-"Brandon," who "works at the radio station" was advised not to hang around with a "dude"--possibly Shane--who may be gay.
-The gentlemen debated whether having sexual relations with fat girls is against the law.
-The gentlemen discussed using various methods of birth control as a pretext to perform certain sexual acts which their partners might otherwise frown upon.
-One of the gentlemen (thankfully) expressed his desire never to have children.
-The gentlemen debated, for the public record, which of various local skanks is hottest.
-John Cox asked the gentlemen to "play the post-game billboard."
-The gentlemen debated whether EVERYTHING THEY HAD SAID UP TO THAT POINT HAD BEEN BROADCAST LIVE, but concluded that it probably hadn't, and noted that John Cox had "said worse stuff."
-One of the gentlemen recounted stories of John Cox allegedly ogling women in the seats at sporting events. He recounted a story about Cox and a woman in a cheerleader outfit.
-The gentlemen discussed their plans for the evening. One of the gentlemen belched loudly.
-One of the gentlemen noted that he enjoys sitting on the toilet for long periods of time. Another gentleman expressed disapproval for toilet paper purchased from Dollar General.
-One of the gentlemen expressed his belief that "we're going to kick the sh** out of that n****r college."
-One of the gentlemen identified himself as "Brandon Blakeney of B95"
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