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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2009, 04:35:37 PM »
You got it wrong, Chizad... Not Hitler. 
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Now that you mention it Chizad is partially wrong; there were at least two upper ranking Nazis who were notoriously flaaaming homosexuals (to use Homer Simpson's colloquialism):

Ernst Röhm (Head of the SA)

Hermann Göring (Head of the Luftwaffe)

Of course Hitler had his friend Ernie executed during die Nacht der langen Messer.
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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 05:02:50 PM »
Gotta' go with the body on this one.  Dude was in the best damn movie ever made...Predator...and he carried around a 525 lb. machine gun that he tore off a chopper and shot 18 Gwazzillion bullets per second, all the while chewin and spittin Red Man and sayin', "I ain't got time to bleed."

Jesse would fuck Wallace up...quick!

All fake. 

Never underestimate George.  Never.  Even dead he'd probably still be able to whip some legitimate ass. 
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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2009, 05:51:44 PM »
All fake. 

Never underestimate George.  Never.  Even dead he'd probably still be able to whip some legitimate ass. 
Too bad his life will only be memorialized by hate and racism. 
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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2009, 06:28:06 PM »
Too bad his life will only be memorialized by hate and racism. 

Maybe by you.  Not by me. 

GCW is one of my heroes.
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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2009, 07:27:11 PM »
Maybe by you.  Not by me. 

GCW is one of my heroes.
Similar to the reason I read autobiography's of assassins, Could a brotha get an explanation?
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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2009, 11:33:58 PM »
This type of shit grinds my gears.  MAYBE if the moral majority would step the fuck up, this shit would go away.  Too many people don't vote.  Too many people sit back on internet message boards and bitch. 

Fuck Perez Hilton and his Miss USA bullshit.  From now on, I will never watch one second of that program until they apologize to Miss California and remove Perez D-Bag from the panel of judges. 

It's easy to say you hate liberal media.  For liberals, it's easy to say you hate conservative stations like Foxnews.  Unless a large quantity of people boycott or speak out against the bullshit, it's going to continue to happen. 

Homosexuals are in the minority.  Why the hell are so many HETEROSEXUALS concerned about their well being?  Let em fuck each other in the butt, but if marriage is still rooted in biblical principles, then it should only be between a man and a woman. 

And if that hurts your feelings, jump off a three story building.  That'll be real pain, you pussy. 
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« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2009, 11:47:24 PM »
This type of shit grinds my gears.  MAYBE if the moral majority would step the fuck up, this shit would go away.  Too many people don't vote.  Too many people sit back on internet message boards and bitch. 

Fuck Perez Hilton and his Miss USA bullshit.  From now on, I will never watch one second of that program until they apologize to Miss California and remove Perez D-Bag from the panel of judges. 

It's easy to say you hate liberal media.  For liberals, it's easy to say you hate conservative stations like Foxnews.  Unless a large quantity of people boycott or speak out against the bullshit, it's going to continue to happen. 

Homosexuals are in the minority.  Why the hell are so many HETEROSEXUALS concerned about their well being?  Let em fuck each other in the butt, but if marriage is still rooted in biblical principles, then it should only be between a man and a woman. 

And if that hurts your feelings, jump off a three story building.  That'll be real pain, you pussy. 

Have another beer on me.  :bar:
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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2009, 01:39:23 AM »
This type of shit grinds my gears.  MAYBE if the moral majority would step the fuck up, this shit would go away.  Too many people don't vote.  Too many people sit back on internet message boards and bitch. 

Fuck Perez Hilton and his Miss USA bullshit.  From now on, I will never watch one second of that program until they apologize to Miss California and remove Perez D-Bag from the panel of judges. 

It's easy to say you hate liberal media.  For liberals, it's easy to say you hate conservative stations like Foxnews.  Unless a large quantity of people boycott or speak out against the bullshit, it's going to continue to happen. 

Homosexuals are in the minority.  Why the hell are so many HETEROSEXUALS concerned about their well being?  Let em fuck each other in the butt, but if marriage is still rooted in biblical principles, then it should only be between a man and a woman. 

And if that hurts your feelings, jump off a three story building.  That'll be real pain, you pussy. 

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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2009, 01:57:50 AM »
Here is the irony with liberals:

Liberals totally support gay marriage, risqué art, pornography as art, scantly clad women, sex outside of marriage, etc. They also think we should be more open to the terrorists and try to talk to them instead of kill them.

Terrorists hate homesexuality, sex outside of marriage, pornography, and scantly clad women because Islam teaches them those things are evil. Thus, they hate America because our country embraces such things.

So, the liberals and the Hollywood types, would be the first the terrorists would kill if they could get their hands on them because it is that group that represents what terrorists hate most about America. Yet, the liberals are too stupid and so wrapped up in political correctness to realize this. Liberals refuse to acknowledge that it is their social philosophy that terrorists hate Americans for.

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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2009, 02:01:30 AM »
Here is the irony with liberals:

Liberals totally support gay marriage, risqué art, pornography as art, scantly clad women, sex outside of marriage, etc. They also think we should be more open to the terrorists and try to talk to them instead of kill them.

Terrorists hate homesexuality, sex outside of marriage, pornography, and scantly clad women because Islam teaches them those things are evil. Thus, they hate America because our country embraces such things.

So, the liberals and the Hollywood types, would be the first the terrorists would kill if they could get their hands on them because it is that group that represents what terrorists hate most about America. Yet, the liberals are too stupid and so wrapped up in political correctness to realize this. Liberals refuse to acknowledge that it is their social philosophy that terrorists hate Americans for.

Bingo!  The left will never admit to anything.  It's always those damn evil Republicans that are the root cause of everything bad.
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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2009, 01:08:50 PM »
This type of shit grinds my gears.  MAYBE if the moral majority would step the fuck up, this shit would go away.  Too many people don't vote.  Too many people sit back on internet message boards and bitch. 

Fuck Perez Hilton and his Miss USA bullshit.  From now on, I will never watch one second of that program until they apologize to Miss California and remove Perez D-Bag from the panel of judges. 

It's easy to say you hate liberal media.  For liberals, it's easy to say you hate conservative stations like Foxnews.  Unless a large quantity of people boycott or speak out against the bullshit, it's going to continue to happen. 

Homosexuals are in the minority.  Why the hell are so many HETEROSEXUALS concerned about their well being?  Let em fuck each other in the butt, but if marriage is still rooted in biblical principles, then it should only be between a man and a woman. 

And if that hurts your feelings, jump off a three story building.  That'll be real pain, you pussy. 

You're exactly right about the need for conservatives to become much more activist when it comes to issues like this; complaining on message boards is all well and good but sometimes you've got to take to the streets and be as vocal as the opposition.  Conservatives have no need to be ashamed of being against gay marriage or of the traditional religious nature of that joining. 

Even in liberal California they have taken a stand against gay marriage by the popular vote of the people of that state (Proposition 8, I think).  Yet the gay mafia (the activist LGTB crowd) sound like they have a louder public voice on this issue (with the help of their MSM friends) of course denouncing the traditional marriage crowd as being prejudiced and bigoted.  The fact of the matter is that traditional marriage is rooted in biblical principles and symbolic of the marriage of Christ and His church.  I will not apologize for that view of marriage; that is what MY religion (and ANY Christian religion) teaches.

And civil unions provide for practically the same contractual-like obligations between a couple as the 'civil' parts of a marriage with the exception that the surviving 'partner' does not receive the social security payment of a deceased partner if it is larger than their own.  There's no discrimination there (other than what I just mentioned to my knowledge) as the gay mafia claims...they simply want to co-opt what up to now has been a religious-based ceremony and term.
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2009, 01:37:38 PM »
Heel, the point about the popular vote in Cali probably goes to the heart of my issue with this whole thing.  Fox is reporting on all the Hollywood celebs and their ripping of Ms. Cali through parodies and comments on Twitter...whatever the fuck a Twitter is.  The douchebag Hilton who asked the question in the first place is calling her a dumb bitch etc.  The girl was asked a question.  She answered it and even prefaced her answer by stating she didn't want to offend anyone.  But...this is what I was raised to believe.

They're crucifying this woman for having the same views as more than half of her State.  That would be millions upon millions of people.  Not some little right or left wing extremist hate group.  For me, it's not so much a matter of who is right or wrong.  I have my own views and admittedly, I probably do more fence straddling than anything else on the subject.  But, that's not the point.  Being totally and completely intolerant of someone else's views, especially when stated in such a non-threatening manner on a stage like that, just grinds my nads.
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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2009, 01:45:11 PM »
I probably do more fence straddling than anything else on the subject. 

Well hell yeah.  Two dudes is just wrong but two or more hot chicks is ok.
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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2009, 01:55:29 PM »
Well hell yeah.  Two dudes is just wrong but two or more hot chicks is ok.

HOT chicks is the key here.  No basketball or softball coaches.

And please don't misunderstand me. The issue is gay "Marriage".  I straddle said fence there...not about two hot chicks in a baby oil fight.
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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2009, 02:00:19 PM »
I think someone mentioned it earlier in the thread and it was spot on.  If you aren't willing and ready to hear a different point of view on the position, then don't ask the question!
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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2009, 02:09:14 PM »
Heel, the point about the popular vote in Cali probably goes to the heart of my issue with this whole thing.  Fox is reporting on all the Hollywood celebs and their ripping of Ms. Cali through parodies and comments on Twitter...whatever the fuck a Twitter is.  The douchebag Hilton who asked the question in the first place is calling her a dumb bitch etc.  The girl was asked a question.  She answered it and even prefaced her answer by stating she didn't want to offend anyone.  But...this is what I was raised to believe.

They're crucifying this woman for having the same views as more than half of her State.  That would be millions upon millions of people.  Not some little right or left wing extremist hate group.  For me, it's not so much a matter of who is right or wrong.  I have my own views and admittedly, I probably do more fence straddling than anything else on the subject.  But, that's not the point.  Being totally and completely intolerant of someone else's views, especially when stated in such a non-threatening manner on a stage like that, just grinds my nads.

Sorry for my rant on the larger issue here.  I didn't miss your point.  And some fence-sitting might be in order until FedGov speaks out on a consistent definition of what civil marriage is and what it is not; what contractual obligations apply and what do not.  Until then the states will do their own things.

Anyway, about this particular young woman (Ms. California), as I mentioned in an earlier post on this topic it is all-too-familiar this day and age that someone who expresses a Christian-based opinion (like Ms. California) gets vilified and demonized for being prejudiced and intolerant when in fact it's the gay mafia who are intolerant of the traditional view of marriage held by hundreds of millions of people in this country including the larger majority of the state she represents.  

Her very humble, tolerant, and honest opinion should be appreciated and lauded; it grinds my gears too that she's treated like a pariah.
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2009, 02:25:09 PM »
HOT chicks is the key here.  No basketball or softball coaches.

And please don't misunderstand me. The issue is gay "Marriage".  I straddle said fence there...not about two hot chicks in a baby oil fight.

 :gig:

Alll-right!
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2009, 02:46:20 PM »
Heel, the point about the popular vote in Cali probably goes to the heart of my issue with this whole thing.  Fox is reporting on all the Hollywood celebs and their ripping of Ms. Cali through parodies and comments on Twitter...whatever the fuck a Twitter is.  The douchebag Hilton who asked the question in the first place is calling her a dumb bitch etc.  The girl was asked a question.  She answered it and even prefaced her answer by stating she didn't want to offend anyone.  But...this is what I was raised to believe.

They're crucifying this woman for having the same views as more than half of her State.  That would be millions upon millions of people.  Not some little right or left wing extremist hate group.  For me, it's not so much a matter of who is right or wrong.  I have my own views and admittedly, I probably do more fence straddling than anything else on the subject.  But, that's not the point.  Being totally and completely intolerant of someone else's views, especially when stated in such a non-threatening manner on a stage like that, just grinds my nads.
100% my thoughts on the subject. I too "straddle the fence" on the technicalities of it all, although for the most part as most of you know I'm a live-and-let-live kind of guy, so I tend to have most of my body weight on the opposite side of the fence as Ms. California's opinion. Doesn't mean she doesn't have every right to state her opinion, especially in the unoffensive manner that she did.
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Re: As I stand on my porch shaking my fist at the world asking..
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2009, 03:47:11 PM »
I"m just a dirty old man but how on earth could anyone rate Miss California a zero on anything; even a gay man should appreciate her looks, eh?!

Wow!

I'd like to see her do a Biker Chick photo shoot!



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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson