Questions that can be answered with "because Paul Pierce missed his free throw."

Birmingham · « **on:** April 20, 2009, 03:44:48 AM »

The following are questions that can all be answered with "because Paul Pierce missed his free throw".

~Why is Birmingham haggling with the kid in the television department at Sears?
~Why won’t Virginia Tech be prepared in the 1st quarter of the season opener against Alabama?
~Why did Birmingham register the user name “FST-UR-SISTR” on the CelticNation.com message board?
~Why did Birmingham feel the need to throw an extra $20 in the offering plate at church?
~Why did Birmingham spend $180.00 on an authentic #8 Alabama Nike jersey, $0.90 on an SEC patch to put on the jersey to make it identical to the ones the players use, $4.99 for the shipping of the patch that weighed no more than 1/30 of an ounce, $18.00 at a local uniform shop to have "J. Jones" put on the back and then not get to see the person wearing that same jersey catch a 52 yard touchdown pass in the 1st quarter?
~Why did Birmingham spend the rest of the day trying to get “little b-ham” to stop repeating the phrase “Piss on the NBA”?
~Why did 1/4 of the commercial advertising money spent by the University of Alabama go down the drain?
~Why did Birmingham’s wife get a call from Timothy Napier’s mother asking why Timothy told her to “Piss on the NBA”?
~Why is Birmingham's dog favoring his ribs on the left side?
~Why didn’t the Commissioner of the NBA have to figure out how to make the last two minutes of a basketball game become even longer?

Jumbo · « **Reply #1 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:16:05 AM »

~Why did I read that bullshit?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:15:08 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on April 20, 2009, 04:16:05 AM

~Why did I read that bullshit?

Because Paul Pierce missed his free throw. Duh!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #3 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:50:56 AM »

~ Why do grown men feel the need to wear jerseys to watch a game? (Don't worry Birmingham, this wasn't meant for you...only for those over the age of 13)

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #4 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:41:56 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 20, 2009, 08:50:56 AM

~ Why do grown men feel the need to wear jerseys to watch a game? (Don't worry Birmingham, this wasn't meant for you...only for those over the age of 13)

Who says we're grown men?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #5 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:58:27 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on April 20, 2009, 03:44:48 AM

The following are questions that can all be answered with "because Paul Pierce missed his free throw".

~Why am I freaking out over something totally insignificant?

Dude, it was the spring game, not the Sugar Bowl. No real competition, no meaning.

And just in case you need another way to tell it wasn't the Sugar Bowl? bammer won their spring game.

The Prowler · « **Reply #6 on:** April 20, 2009, 11:02:51 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 20, 2009, 10:58:27 AM

Dude, it was the spring game, not the Sugar Bowl. No real competition, no meaning

And just in case you need another way to tell it wasn't the Sugar Bowl? bammer won their spring game.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #7 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:37:13 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 20, 2009, 10:58:27 AM

Dude, it was the spring game, not the Sugar Bowl. No real competition, no meaning.

And just in case you need another way to tell it wasn't the Sugar Bowl? bammer won their spring game.

BOOM! Head shot!

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:04:44 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 20, 2009, 10:58:27 AM

Dude, it was the spring game, not the Sugar Bowl. No real competition, no meaning.

And just in case you need another way to tell it wasn't the Sugar Bowl? bammer won their spring game.

+5

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:08:07 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on April 20, 2009, 03:44:48 AM

The following are questions that can all be answered with "because Paul Pierce missed his free throw".
~Why did Birmingham spend $180.00 on an authentic #8 Alabama Nike jersey, $0.90 on an SEC patch to put on the jersey to make it identical to the ones the players use, $4.99 for the shipping of the patch that weighed no more than 1/30 of an ounce, $18.00 at a local uniform shop to have "J. Jones" put on the back and then not get to see the person wearing that same jersey catch a 52 yard touchdown pass in the 1st quarter?

Ok this was humorus until this.......A grown man wearing a jersey to watch a game????!!!??? WTF, B'ham?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #10 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:48:05 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 20, 2009, 09:08:07 PM

Ok this was humorus until this.......A grown man wearing a jersey to watch a game????!!!??? WTF, B'ham?

Even worse - a grown man wearing a jersey to watch a game AT HOME...

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:52:16 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 20, 2009, 09:48:05 PM

Even worse - a grown man wearing a jersey to watch a game AT HOME...

A scrimmage game at that!

The Prowler · « **Reply #12 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:57:35 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 20, 2009, 09:52:16 PM

A scrimmage game at that!

#2Bammer · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:12:28 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 20, 2009, 08:37:13 PM

BOOM! Head shot!

Well, at least he watched the game on ESPN and not CSS! BOOM! Head shot BITCH! :eyeroll:

boartitz · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:32:59 PM »

Quote from: #2Eater on April 20, 2009, 10:12:28 PM

Well, at least he watched the game on ESPN and not CSS! BOOM! Head shot BITCH! :eyeroll:

You have nothing to offer.

Kaos · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:53:38 PM »

Quote from: #2Bammer on April 20, 2009, 10:12:28 PM

Well, at least he watched the game on ESPN and not CSS! BOOM! Head shot BITCH! :eyeroll:

Do you fuck your mother with that mouth? Oh, yeah. You do.

The Prowler · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:58:40 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 20, 2009, 10:53:38 PM

Do you fuck your mother with that mouth? Oh, yeah. You do.

AWK · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2009, 11:04:00 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on April 20, 2009, 10:32:59 PM

You have nothing to offer.

You had me at Woo Pig.

Birmingham · « **Reply #18 on:** April 21, 2009, 02:03:32 AM »

I can't be the only one who wears a jersey when watching a game, I know some of you do too. Especially since Auburn jerseys are so damn cheap right now, that's no joke either, $20.00 at Hamilton Place Mall in Chattanooga, TN.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2009, 06:23:48 AM »

Fuck all them. I wore a bright orange Ronnie Brown 23 jersey all through the 04' undefeated season. I also wore it to the opening game against GT in 05'.

The mojo had been drained out of it the previous season. That jersey was the sole cause of the 05' season.

I officially retired it.