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Questions that can be answered with "because Paul Pierce missed his free throw."

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The following are questions that can all be answered with "because Paul Pierce missed his free throw".


~Why is Birmingham haggling with the kid in the television department at Sears?
~Why won’t Virginia Tech be prepared in the 1st quarter of the season opener against Alabama?
~Why did Birmingham register the user name “FST-UR-SISTR” on the CelticNation.com message board?
~Why did Birmingham feel the need to throw an extra $20 in the offering plate at church?
~Why did Birmingham spend $180.00 on an authentic #8 Alabama Nike jersey, $0.90 on an SEC patch to put on the jersey to make it identical to the ones the players use, $4.99 for the shipping of the patch that weighed no more than 1/30 of an ounce, $18.00 at a local uniform shop to have "J. Jones" put on the back and then not get to see the person wearing that same jersey catch a 52 yard touchdown pass in the 1st quarter?
~Why did Birmingham spend the rest of the day trying to get “little b-ham” to stop repeating the phrase “Piss on the NBA”?
~Why did 1/4 of the commercial advertising money spent by the University of Alabama go down the drain?
~Why did Birmingham’s wife get a call from Timothy Napier’s mother asking why Timothy told her to “Piss on the NBA”?
~Why is Birmingham's dog favoring his ribs on the left side?
~Why didn’t the Commissioner of the NBA have to figure out how to make the last two minutes of a basketball game become even longer?
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~Why did I read that bullshit?
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~Why did I read that bullshit?

Because Paul Pierce missed his free throw.  Duh!
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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~ Why do grown men feel the need to wear jerseys to watch a game?  (Don't worry Birmingham, this wasn't meant for you...only for those over the age of 13)
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Snaggletiger

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~ Why do grown men feel the need to wear jerseys to watch a game?  (Don't worry Birmingham, this wasn't meant for you...only for those over the age of 13)

Who says we're grown men?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Tiger Wench

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The following are questions that can all be answered with "because Paul Pierce missed his free throw".

~Why am I freaking out over something totally insignificant?
Dude, it was the spring game, not the Sugar Bowl.  No real competition, no meaning.

And just in case you need another way to tell it wasn't the Sugar Bowl? bammer won their spring game.
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Dude, it was the spring game, not the Sugar Bowl.  No real competition, no meaning

And just in case you need another way to tell it wasn't the Sugar Bowl? bammer won their spring game.
:rofl: :rofl:
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Dude, it was the spring game, not the Sugar Bowl.  No real competition, no meaning.

And just in case you need another way to tell it wasn't the Sugar Bowl? bammer won their spring game.
BOOM! Head shot!
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Dude, it was the spring game, not the Sugar Bowl.  No real competition, no meaning.

And just in case you need another way to tell it wasn't the Sugar Bowl? bammer won their spring game.

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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

AUTiger1

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The following are questions that can all be answered with "because Paul Pierce missed his free throw".
~Why did Birmingham spend $180.00 on an authentic #8 Alabama Nike jersey, $0.90 on an SEC patch to put on the jersey to make it identical to the ones the players use, $4.99 for the shipping of the patch that weighed no more than 1/30 of an ounce, $18.00 at a local uniform shop to have "J. Jones" put on the back and then not get to see the person wearing that same jersey catch a 52 yard touchdown pass in the 1st quarter?

Ok this was humorus until this.......A grown man wearing a jersey to watch a game????!!!???  WTF, B'ham?

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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

Tiger Wench

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Ok this was humorus until this.......A grown man wearing a jersey to watch a game????!!!???  WTF, B'ham?
Even worse - a grown man wearing a jersey to watch a game AT HOME...   :rofl:
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Even worse - a grown man wearing a jersey to watch a game AT HOME...   :rofl:

A scrimmage game at that!
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

#2Bammer

BOOM! Head shot!

Well, at least he watched the game on ESPN and not CSS!   BOOM! Head shot BITCH!  :eyeroll:
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Well, at least he watched the game on ESPN and not CSS!   BOOM! Head shot BITCH!  :eyeroll:
You have nothing to offer.
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Well, at least he watched the game on ESPN and not CSS!   BOOM! Head shot BITCH!  :eyeroll:

Do you fuck your mother with that mouth?  Oh, yeah.  You do.
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If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Do you fuck your mother with that mouth?  Oh, yeah.  You do.
:rofl: :rofl:
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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You have nothing to offer.
You had me at Woo Pig.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

Birmingham

I can't be the only one who wears a jersey when watching a game, I know some of you do too.  Especially since Auburn jerseys are so damn cheap right now, that's no joke either, $20.00 at Hamilton Place Mall in Chattanooga, TN.
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Fuck all them.  I wore a bright orange Ronnie Brown 23 jersey all through the 04' undefeated season.  I also wore it to the opening game against GT in 05'.

The mojo had been drained out of it the previous season.  That jersey was the sole cause of the 05' season. 

I officially retired it.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."