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A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo

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Tiger Wench

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A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo
« on: April 19, 2009, 11:20:35 PM »
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Re: A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 11:44:04 AM »
Uh. What's an "ass ring?"
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Re: A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 11:52:31 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on April 20, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
Uh. What's an "ass ring?"
What you get if you don't wipe very well?
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Re: A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 02:52:55 PM »
Quote from: boartitz on April 20, 2009, 11:52:31 AM
What you get if you don't wipe very well?
Use Charmin Ultra or Rex from the Quest.
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Re: A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 04:30:20 PM »
Quote from: boartitz on April 20, 2009, 11:52:31 AM
What you get if you don't wipe very well?
What? I've got a wiping problem. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! I get no stains in my undies.
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Re: A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 04:57:51 PM »
Whatever you do...do not click on the wiki link to an "anal piercing".   :puke:
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Re: A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 05:25:50 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 20, 2009, 04:30:20 PM
What? I've got a wiping problem. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! I get no stains in my undies.

Easy, Serpico!
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Re: A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 08:43:27 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 20, 2009, 04:30:20 PM
What? I've got a wiping problem. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! I get no stains in my undies.

TMI, maybe?
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Re: A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2009, 09:45:47 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 20, 2009, 08:43:27 PM
TMI, maybe?
You must be new around here.  Welcome to the X!
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Re: A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2009, 09:51:15 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 20, 2009, 09:45:47 PM
You must be new around here.  Welcome to the X!

Not new....but the first time I have seen a member talk about sticking some "pieces of paper up his brown eye"...just more than I wanted to know. 
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Re: A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2009, 09:53:39 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 20, 2009, 09:51:15 PM
Not new....but the first time I have seen a member talk about sticking some "pieces of paper up his brown eye"...just more than I wanted to know. 
Dude, I know you aren't new - but for the X, that is tame...
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Re: A Public Service Announcement for Jumbo
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2009, 09:56:04 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 20, 2009, 09:53:39 PM
Dude, I know you aren't new - but for the X, that is tame...

Agreed....oveerlook anything I might say.  Hit the bottle hard this evening  :)
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