What a funny idea, Glenn. And since i am not only the blog admin, but also the new HOA president, I will be sure and insert your new rule into the deed restrictions, Craig!!
Here's some food for thought.
We have a fat ass old biddy who drives around in her conversion van looking for shit to complain about, while her husband, who looks eleventy months pregnant and is named, of all things, Titus (seriously) stands around in their front yard every day after work, with a frozen mug in his hand, wearing a pair of sweat pant and an unbuttoned dress shirt. It is one of the scariest things I have ever seen.
We had a huge house in the neighborhood that was for sale forever, and all the bitches complained because it was empty. Well, be careful what you wish for - a whole boatload (literally) of Vietnamese bought it a few months ago. Now the bitches complain because there are fifty mamasans living there with their screaming pimp daddy nail salon managers and they are all at home every Monday (most all salons in Texas are closed on Monday to compensate for being open on Saturday.) I love karma.