Tyrik Rollison Recruiting Better Than Tuberville The Last Few Years

wesfau2 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 17, 2009, 09:17:08 AM »

Quote from: boartitz on April 16, 2009, 09:37:37 PM

I thought I heard that if you didn't post on ***kx , you weren't shit.

I've got my bases covered. I am, apparently, shit.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 17, 2009, 09:17:47 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 16, 2009, 11:18:52 PM

What if you posted for a few weeks and then got tired of it?

There is a new feature that I think you would find very intriguing.

Aubie16 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 19, 2009, 10:31:32 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on April 16, 2009, 08:58:57 AM

I thought I read over on woopig about a kid (average joe fan, I believe) getting in trouble for using facebook to contact recruits and attempt to woo them.

Hmm...

Yes the NCAA has rules against things like fans contacting prospective student-athletes using facebook or any other means. Now enforcing such a rule is nearly impossible.

Kaos · « **Reply #23 on:** April 20, 2009, 12:01:05 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 16, 2009, 10:18:25 AM

As Harvey pointed out, 2008 & 2009 = "past year or two".

Not only this, but nowhere in my statement did I say his "staleness" was exclusively in the recruiting department.

The it's being generous to describe downward decline in wins since 04 that spiraled into freefall in 08 as "going stale in the last year or two".

Can't count 2009. Class wasn't signed and you have NO idea how it might have turned out. Up until 2008, Tuberville had always closed well and pulled in a few late surprises.

But yeah, it's so much better now that that fucked up loser is gone and we've got the proven winner and class act Gene Chizik in his place.

AWK · « **Reply #24 on:** April 20, 2009, 12:16:39 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 20, 2009, 12:01:05 PM

Can't count 2009. Class wasn't signed and you have NO idea how it might have turned out. Up until 2008, Tuberville had always closed well and pulled in a few late surprises.

But yeah, it's so much better now that that fucked up loser is gone and we've got the proven winner and class act Gene Chizik in his place.

So wait, I'm confused, You like Chizik?

Jumbo · « **Reply #25 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:22:02 PM »

Quote from: AWK on April 20, 2009, 12:16:39 PM

So wait, I'm confused, You like Chizik?

He's finally seen the light.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #26 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:19:46 PM »

It's official. Kevin is a Chizite.

You should be receiving your Commemorative Coach Gene Chizik plate (The new one with his profile to highlite the manly, protruding chin) The cool thing is this one has all his Coaching stats on the back of the plate. And for seeing the light prior to the season starting, we'll waive the $14.95 S&H charge.

The Prowler · « **Reply #27 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:41:04 PM »

Here's the picture that'll be on the plate....His coaching stats will be on the back. Also, to commemorate his Gold Chain, the rim of the plate will be 24K Gold plated.

Jumbo · « **Reply #28 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:45:39 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 20, 2009, 02:19:46 PM

It's official. Kevin is a Chizite.

You should be receiving your Commemorative Coach Gene Chizik plate (The new one with his profile to highlite the manly, protruding chin) The cool thing is this one has all his Coaching stats on the back of the plate. And for seeing the light prior to the season starting, we'll waive the $14.95 S&H charge.

I'm so glad Kaos is happy about the hire, maybe he can start a Chizik wall of fame at his house.

Saniflush · « **Reply #29 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:02:02 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on April 20, 2009, 02:45:39 PM

I'm so glad Kaos is happy about the hire, maybe he can start a Chizik wall of fame at his house.

Here come the horns from the bull.

The Prowler · « **Reply #30 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:12:24 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on April 20, 2009, 03:02:02 PM

Here come the horns from the bull.

by "horns", you mean.....miniature baseball bat.

Kaos · « **Reply #31 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:14:00 PM »

Chizik will be the first coach since Earl Brown -- and I wasn't alive then -- and not including Bill Oliver who I have no intention of meeting. He will be the first coach from whom I will not obtain an autographed photo and football. I will not have his goofy mug leering from the wall of my study or my office.

Kaos · « **Reply #32 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:14:42 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on April 20, 2009, 03:12:24 PM

by "horns", you mean.....miniature baseball bat.

It won't feel so miniature when it's clubbing the fuck out of your pumpkin skull.

The Prowler · « **Reply #33 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:59:33 PM »

You swing the bat at me, the next thing you'll see is the ceiling of the Emergency Room.

Kaos · « **Reply #34 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:05:39 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on April 20, 2009, 03:59:33 PM

You swing the bat at me, the next thing you'll see is the ceiling of the Emergency Room.

Yes. Where I will be fervently praying for your recovery.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #35 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:11:24 PM »

HEY EVERYBODY...INTERNET FIGHT..INTERNET FIGHT!!!!!

AWK · « **Reply #36 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:16:06 PM »

Pull out your e-penises!!!

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #37 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:17:01 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on April 20, 2009, 03:12:24 PM

by "horns", you mean.....miniature baseball bat.

Not a baseball bat - remember, Kev is the Master of the Shovel to the Face.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #38 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:26:02 PM »

Quote from: AWK on April 20, 2009, 04:16:06 PM

Pull out your e-penises!!!

Luckily I was already stroking mine...um, I mean, YEAH BITCHES!!!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #39 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:26:59 PM »

This could get serious. Word on the street is Prowler just got a new keyboard. It's still in the box but he's just been waiting on the right time to whip it out.

TIFWIW