If you have five dollars and Gene Chizik has five dollars, Gene Chizik has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Gene Chizik's computer. Gene Chizik is always in control.
Apple pays Gene Chizik 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Gene Chizik can sneeze with his eyes open.
Gene Chizik can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Gene Chizik is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Gene Chizik destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Gene Chizik can kill two stones with one bird.