Riddle me this...

[Godfather]

The survivor was a pregnant woman?

nope

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

The survivors were married, or not single anyway.

[Jumbo]

The survivors were married, or not single anyway.

Seconded.

[Godfather]

The survivors were married, or not single anyway.

Correct

[Godfather]

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I'd just imagine I was rescued. I'd imagine the sharks went away. Ummmm... Uhhh...  I'd survive because I'd just be making the shit up. Dunno

[Godfather]

I'd just imagine I was rescued. I'd imagine the sharks went away. Ummmm... Uhhh...  I'd survive because I'd just be making the shit up. Dunno

these are too easy

[Godfather]

Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?

[Ogre]

Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?

Uh....Johnny.
 

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Johnny July Jingleheimer Schmitt?

[Snaggletiger]

Boog Powell?

[Snaggletiger]

While you're pondering that one...

2 men are in the desert.  Both men have back packs on.  The man with a full back pack is dead.  The man with an empty back pack is walking out of the desert alive and well.

[Godfather]

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

[Godfather]

While you're pondering that one...

2 men are in the desert.  Both men have back packs on.  The man with a full back pack is dead.  The man with an empty back pack is walking out of the desert alive and well.

BTW.... Parachutes and your supposed to form a question.

[Snaggletiger]

BTW.... Parachutes and your supposed to form a question.

Cheatin' mutha-licker.  You've got the book. 

You are hereby banned from answering anything else.  Now, bring me a beer and post more riddles...bitch.

[War Eagle!!!]

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

He was a window washer and he jumped inside the building...