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I call bullshit!

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I call bullshit!
« on: April 10, 2009, 09:06:35 AM »
Until I see a picture of him LANDING it I won't believe a 300+ pound lineman can do backflips.  Good way to get hurt also, for that matter.

http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2009/04/so_does_anyone_know_any_300plu.html
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Re: I call bullshit!
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 09:21:55 AM »
can't imagine how that would help in football, maybe if he was a football ninja but other than that..????
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Re: I call bullshit!
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 09:28:38 AM »
Until I see a picture of him LANDING it I won't believe a 300+ pound lineman can do backflips.  Good way to get hurt also, for that matter.

http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2009/04/so_does_anyone_know_any_300plu.html
I'm not impressed til he backflips out of waist deep water.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=bojackson

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We had an outdoor party at a lake after we won the county championship," says Terry Brasseale, Bo's baseball coach at McAdory High School. "Bo's just out there in water up to his waist. All of a sudden, he jumps up, does a backflip out of the water, and lands on his feet. I said to my girlfriend, 'Did you see that?'
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Re: I call bullshit!
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2009, 09:35:24 AM »
Bo knows backflips.
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Re: I call bullshit!
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2009, 10:28:55 AM »
Damn...

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And then Bo makes one of several statements that might be a joke. Or, perhaps, a warning.

"If you're my enemy," he says, "and you're by the side of the road with a flat tire, and it's 20 below zero, I'm going to stop and throw a gallon of water on you and keep going."
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Re: I call bullshit!
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2009, 01:50:13 PM »
can't imagine how that would help in football, maybe if he was a football ninja but other than that..????

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.
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Re: I call bullshit!
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2009, 02:44:05 PM »
If I was a coach I would freak my shit if I saw one of my lineman do that.  I would tell the reporter who's baiting him into proving it that none of my players are available for him to interview ever again.

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Re: I call bullshit!
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2009, 10:40:50 PM »
Well, Birmingham, if anybody would recognize bullshit, it would be you. You are what you eat.
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Re: I call bullshit!
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2009, 10:44:24 PM »
Well, Birmingham, if anybody would recognize bullshit, it would be you. You are what you eat.

WOW, thats original! You dumbass barner you!
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Re: I call bullshit!
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2009, 11:08:26 PM »
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WOW, thats original! You dumbass barner you!

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Re: I call bullshit!
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2009, 12:53:43 AM »
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Re: I call bullshit!
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2009, 01:26:43 AM »
If I was a coach I would freak my shit if I saw one of my lineman do that.  I would tell the reporter who's baiting him into proving it that none of my players are available for him to interview ever again.



No, you wouldn't.  If you were an SEC football coach, you'd already know that D-1 football players, let alone SEC level players, are fucking freaks of nature! 
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