AUBURN WILL KICK ASS IN 2010

The Prowler · « **Reply #20 on:** April 07, 2009, 01:44:07 PM »

Jake Holland

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ESPN/Scouts Inc. evaluation: It's difficult to find many fundamental flaws in Holland's game at linebacker. He is smart, tough, instinctive with the versatility to play inside or outside at the next level in our eyes. Has good size with his bulk and compact, durable frame. Lacks great length for a true outside position but has a good frame for a stacked strongside 'backer. Between the tackles he is very reactive and finds the the football quickly. Mirrors the ball carrier well with good short-area redirection skill and lateral agility. Stays square to line of scrimmage helping him limit cutback creases and avoid being turned out of the hole. Shows good downhill quickness and burst filling his middle and backside run gaps; often beats blockers to the point of attack and makes plays on the ball inside-out. Stalemates the cutoff block in the hole with good strength and leverage. A guy who can hold his base. Displays good hand technique and strength shedding and keeping blockers off his body when scrapping. Pulverizing tackler who drives through the ball carrier from his hips but does not always get his head around. Flashes good chase speed and closing acceleration when supporting the outside run. Plays with a high motor and pursues well sideline-to-sideline. What really stands out his hip-fluidity and athleticism in coverage for a thicker linebacker. Doesn't lose a lot in transition opening and turning. Ball and awareness skills are very good. However, he does show some stiffness at times breaking down in space and is a guy with good football speed but is not overly fast; which could get exploited at the next level. Lacks sharp change-of-direction skill. When projecting inside, he does need to add some size and improve his short-area power at the point of attack to remain productive and durable. Moves well laterally but we have not seen great fluidity slipping or sidestepping the trash which he will need to do until he gains the required bulk. Overall, we still feel Holland projects to be a very solid and productive linebacker at the next level in a blue-collar type style. Potentially the leader of his defensive unit and a guy with invaluable intangibles.

AWK · « **Reply #21 on:** April 07, 2009, 01:49:42 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on April 07, 2009, 01:41:46 PM

You guys are getting entirely too sensitive. B'hams posts in this thread have been funny.

Lighten the fuck up.

I agree, I assume he is being sincere.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #22 on:** April 07, 2009, 01:53:06 PM »

I personally liked the bong resin breakdown.

By the way, DJ so fat, his favorite food is...seconds.

The Prowler · « **Reply #23 on:** April 07, 2009, 01:55:41 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on April 07, 2009, 01:41:29 PM

Prowler, I was asked to breakdown Auburn's 3 commits. I'm not bashing them, I've given them credit for their great accomplishments. This thread was to pump you guys up, you have an amazing 2010 class so far. I don't understand where your hostility is coming from.

I thought I gave a fairly good breakdown.

You gave a fairly good breakdown, and a funny one at that....but, you started the topic to bash them by saying "these guys will be kick ass for Auburn in 2010 (Tongue in cheek)...I guess it wouldn't be a bad idea to breakdown these 3 titans"

As for DJ Dancing well for a big guy.....He's actually performing more dance moves inside his skin, but because he's so fat, you just can't see it that well. lol

Thrilla · « **Reply #24 on:** April 07, 2009, 02:26:13 PM »

Bravo to Birmingtard and Prowler for their informative and humorous breakdowns of rival recruiting classes of present and past.

Is it just me or does Jake Holland have a little bit of that Sloth from the Goonies eye droop thing going on?

VS

HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #25 on:** April 07, 2009, 02:50:06 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on April 07, 2009, 02:26:13 PM

Bravo to Birmingtard and Prowler for their informative and humorous breakdowns of rival recruiting classes of present and past.

Is it just me or does Jake Holland have a little bit of that Sloth from the Goonies eye droop thing going on?

VS

HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS

PUT..THE BONG....DOWN!!!

Thrilla · « **Reply #26 on:** April 07, 2009, 04:01:44 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 07, 2009, 02:50:06 PM

PUT..THE BONG....DOWN!!!

So it's just me.

hoov5 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 07, 2009, 04:10:16 PM »

I'll give you barners some credit, I think your record will improve from last years. Hell it cant get to much worse!

AWK · « **Reply #28 on:** April 07, 2009, 04:16:09 PM »

Quote from: hoov5 on April 07, 2009, 04:10:16 PM

I'll give you barners some credit, I think your record will improve from last years. Hell it cant get to much worse!

Or too much worse! I LOVE ENGRISH!

JR4AU · « **Reply #29 on:** April 07, 2009, 04:21:19 PM »

Quote from: hoov5 on April 07, 2009, 04:10:16 PM

I'll give you barners some credit, I think your record will improve from last years. Hell it cant get to much worse!

Quote from: AWK on April 07, 2009, 04:16:09 PM

Or too much worse! I LOVE ENGRISH!

That wonderful bammer edjamacashun shining through!

The Prowler · « **Reply #30 on:** April 07, 2009, 05:30:01 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on April 07, 2009, 02:26:13 PM

Bravo to Birmingtard and Prowler for their informative and humorous breakdowns of rival recruiting classes of present and past.

Is it just me or does Jake Holland have a little bit of that Sloth from the Goonies eye droop thing going on?

VS

HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS

Now.....Sloth, would be the Perfect Middle Linebacker.

Somewhat similar to....

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** April 07, 2009, 07:14:11 PM »

I think the Prowler has nailed it.

number1bammer · « **Reply #32 on:** April 08, 2009, 10:05:14 AM »

I honestly thought cheez would be able to compete with the great Saban in recruiting, however from the start of things it looks like the ass whippings will continue

Just saying

AUChizad · « **Reply #33 on:** April 08, 2009, 10:12:44 AM »

Quote from: number1bammer on April 08, 2009, 10:05:14 AM

I honestly thought cheez would be able to compete with the great Saban in recruiting, however from the start of things it looks like the ass whippings will continue Just saying

Bammers: Judging books by their covers because they can't read.

stewiegriffin · « **Reply #34 on:** April 08, 2009, 10:44:22 AM »

Quote from: number1bammer on April 08, 2009, 10:05:14 AM

I honestly thought cheez would be able to compete with the great Saban in recruiting, however from the start of things it looks like the ass whippings will continue Just saying

riiiiiiight bammer, just see what your dumb bammer ass wants to see. Are you "people" all just fucking stupid?

hoov5 · « **Reply #35 on:** April 08, 2009, 10:54:59 AM »

Quote from: stewiegriffin on April 08, 2009, 10:44:22 AM

riiiiiiight bammer, just see what your dumb bammer ass wants to see. Are you "people" all just fucking stupid?

Almost as stupid as you dumbass barners thinking your program is somewhat relevant in college football! Wait a sec, your football program has never been relevant in college football! What was I thinking. Oh yea, you guys did go undefeated once......... if you were relevant, you would have played for the NC, but your team is not!!!!! I for one thought the barn should have played in the NC game.

AUChizad · « **Reply #36 on:** April 08, 2009, 10:59:12 AM »

Quote from: hoov5 on April 08, 2009, 10:54:59 AM

Almost as stupid as you dumbass barners thinking your program is somewhat relevant in college football! Wait a sec, your football program has never been relevant in college football! What was I thinking. Oh yea, you guys did go undefeated once......... if you were relevant, you would have played for the NC, but your team is not!!!!! I for one thought the barn should have played in the NC game.

An irrelevant program that has dominated yours over the past decade. Hell, in my lifetime (26 years).

You guys should be used to that, what with teams like LA Monroe and the Utah team you guys thought didn't deserve to share a field with you either handing you your ass.

hoov5 · « **Reply #37 on:** April 08, 2009, 11:01:22 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 08, 2009, 10:59:12 AM

An irrelevant program that has dominated yours over the past decade. Hell, in my lifetime (26 years).

You guys should be used to that, what with teams like LA Monroe and the Utah team you guys thought didn't deserve to share a field with you either handing you your ass.

When is the last time your tiggers have scored a touchdown?? mmmmmm....... its been a while!! Hell they didnt even score a touchdown against MSU! What was 3-2?

36-0 Bama Bitch!!!

AUChizad · « **Reply #38 on:** April 08, 2009, 11:06:36 AM »

Quote from: hoov5 on April 08, 2009, 11:01:22 AM

When is the last time your tiggers have scored a touchdown?? mmmmmm....... its been a while!! Hell they didnt even score a touchdown against MSU! What was 3-2?

36-0 Bama Bitch!!!

Hey, at least we beat them so they didn't have a streak going on us like they did on you guys at that point.

The Prowler · « **Reply #39 on:** April 08, 2009, 11:11:45 AM »

Quote from: hoov5 on April 08, 2009, 11:01:22 AM

When is the last time your tiggers have scored a touchdown?? mmmmmm....... its been a while!! Hell they didnt even score a touchdown against MSU! What was 3-2?

36-0 Bama Bitch!!!

What the fuck does that say about your cesspool of a football program, hoof, if you're getting Dominated by an irrelevant team (uat words) for the past 25 years?