Yeah....man....If dey'd been hittin' dat Pinapple Express....man....dey'd be like, nah man...hehehehehehe...na'm sayin'. Dey'd be too busy eatin' White Castle, man.
Here's a question. A side from her getting paid to have "straight" sex, whatever the hell that means....who would be a fault here? If a girl is clamped down on your tongue, and won't let go, what are you supposed to do? Let her bit the damn thing off?