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A Jewish Friend Posted This On Her Facebook

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A Jewish Friend Posted This On Her Facebook
« on: April 08, 2009, 02:01:57 PM »
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Re: A Jewish Friend Posted This On Her Facebook
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2009, 02:05:56 PM »
How about a synopsis?  I'm too your friend with my time. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: A Jewish Friend Posted This On Her Facebook
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2009, 02:17:30 PM »
Seriously. After about 15 lines, my head hurt.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: A Jewish Friend Posted This On Her Facebook
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2009, 02:21:03 PM »
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Pharaoh  has posted an Album: Construction of Pithom and Raamses.
         
   The Israelites I'm the 432nd slave from the right!
   Bernie Madoff The pyramid scheme is a good concept, but you need to think bigger.


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Mark Zuckerberg You see? It's all about the social graph. Israel talks to God talks to Moses talks to Pharaoh. There must be some way to make money off of this.
   God Aren't you the CEO of Facebook? Listen, the old version was so much better. Tell your engineers to bring it back.
   Mark Zuckerberg Actually, I'd like to stick with the new one for now.
   God I'm sick of seeing all these quizzes! I command you to bring back the old one!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: A Jewish Friend Posted This On Her Facebook
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2009, 02:23:59 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 08, 2009, 02:21:03 PM
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Mark Zuckerburg doesn't need God.  He is God.  For the millions of social networkers, at least.
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