Riddle me this...

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #80 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:38:35 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 01, 2009, 03:26:34 PM

Tony asked Mitch, "How old is your son?" Mitch replied, "My son is 5 times as old as my daughter and my wife is 5 times as old as my son. I am twice as old as my wife and her great aunt, who is 81, is as old as all of us put together." How old is Mitch's son?

Why didn't Mitch just answer "5 years old"?

Saniflush · « **Reply #81 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:39:07 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on April 01, 2009, 03:37:57 PM

I gotta say, we are gonna have to discuss your shirt and tie selection.

boartitz · « **Reply #82 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:50:59 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 01, 2009, 03:26:34 PM

Tony asked Mitch, "How old is your son?" Mitch replied, "My son is 5 times as old as my daughter and my wife is 5 times as old as my son. I am twice as old as my wife and her great aunt, who is 81, is as old as all of us put together." How old is Mitch's son?

Mitch went to USC west and is fucking all of them wimmen.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #83 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:54:20 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on April 01, 2009, 03:38:35 PM

Why didn't Mitch just answer "5 years old"?

Or he could have answered, "Well, my son here from my ex-wife, is 5. And although I am 50, my 25 year old new wife, who used to be my secretary, is not quite as hot since she won't lose all that god damn baby weight she gained when I got her pregnant with my 1 year old daughter."

Godfather · « **Reply #84 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:03:03 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on April 01, 2009, 03:54:20 PM

Or he could have answered, "Well, my son here from my ex-wife, is 5. And although I am 50, my 25 year old new wife, who used to be my secretary, is not quite as hot since she won't lose all that god damn baby weight she gained when I got her pregnant with my 1 year old daughter."

Godfather · « **Reply #85 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:09:02 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on April 01, 2009, 03:39:07 PM

I gotta say, we are gonna have to discuss your shirt and tie selection.

I'm a goddamn American icon!

boartitz · « **Reply #86 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:11:40 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 01, 2009, 04:09:02 PM

I'm a goddamn American icon!

Damn, Eagle, are ye bald?

Godfather · « **Reply #87 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:18:15 PM »

Folklore tells of Bigfoot Pete who discovered a vein of gold on the edge of the desert. Fearing that others might jump his claim, he knew he had to rush across the desert to the assay/claim office. The route was six days walk across the desert. Pete had no animals to help him but the local natives offered to help. The trouble was that no one (including Pete) could carry more than four days food and water. Can the trip be made - and how many helpers would Pete need?

AWK · « **Reply #88 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:34:46 PM »

I am horny with anticipation for my pric... I mean Rowh Tyde.

Saniflush · « **Reply #89 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 01, 2009, 04:09:02 PM

I'm a goddamn American icon!

You betta pump ya brakes boy

wesfau2 · « **Reply #90 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:56:52 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on April 01, 2009, 06:03:59 PM

You betta pump ya brakes boy

They didn't have cellphones in '67. I'm head-to-toe legit, baby.

Jumbo · « **Reply #91 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:49:11 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on April 01, 2009, 08:56:52 PM

They didn't have cellphones in '67. I'm head-to-toe legit, baby.

You cant go full retard.

Saniflush · « **Reply #92 on:** April 02, 2009, 07:34:06 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on April 01, 2009, 10:49:11 PM

You cant go full retard.

Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...

Godfather · « **Reply #93 on:** April 02, 2009, 12:12:21 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on April 01, 2009, 06:03:59 PM

Quote from: Godfather on April 01, 2009, 04:09:02 PM
I'm a goddamn American icon!
You betta pump ya brakes boy

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. You did not pull my quote from the correct movie. There by breaking the rules of the game...I award you no points....and may God have mercy on your soul.

P.s. There are no tags on these mattresses.

NIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #94 on:** April 02, 2009, 12:32:31 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 02, 2009, 12:12:21 PM

You betta pump ya brakes boy

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. You did not pull my quote from the correct movie. There by breaking the rules of the game...I award you no points....and may God have mercy on your soul.

P.s. There are no tags on these mattresses.

NIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!

You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

Saniflush · « **Reply #95 on:** April 02, 2009, 12:46:53 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 02, 2009, 12:12:21 PM

You betta pump ya brakes boy

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. You did not pull my quote from the correct movie. There by breaking the rules of the game...I award you no points....and may God have mercy on your soul.

P.s. There are no tags on these mattresses.

NIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!

I was actually trying to cover your ass since you didn't post the most appropriate one. Now everyone knows you are full tard.

AUChizad · « **Reply #96 on:** April 02, 2009, 12:53:03 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 02, 2009, 12:12:21 PM

You betta pump ya brakes boy

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. You did not pull my quote from the correct movie. There by breaking the rules of the game...I award you no points....and may God have mercy on your soul.

P.s. There are no tags on these mattresses.

NIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!

Settle down, Fender Roads...

Godfather · « **Reply #97 on:** April 02, 2009, 12:53:55 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on April 02, 2009, 12:46:53 PM

I was actually trying to cover your ass since you didn't post the most appropriate one. Now everyone knows you are full tard.

What makes mine unappropriate, I contend, it fit the situation perfect. You could have even come in with something like: Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four?

Just saying you're better than that. And shake the tail when you walk.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #98 on:** April 02, 2009, 12:55:50 PM »

Maybe I just knew I had to represent

Saniflush · « **Reply #99 on:** April 02, 2009, 01:17:49 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 02, 2009, 12:53:55 PM

What makes mine unappropriate, I contend, it fit the situation perfect. You could have even come in with something like: Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four?

Just saying you're better than that. And shake the tail when you walk.

You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.