Coach midget threatens Big Bobby Massie....

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #40 on:** March 30, 2009, 10:58:04 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 30, 2009, 10:01:59 PM

I just read through this whole thing and wanted to participate.

I just read this whole thing through and wanted to poke my eye out with a pencil...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #41 on:** March 30, 2009, 11:11:49 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 30, 2009, 10:58:04 PM

I just read this whole thing through and wanted to poke my eye out with a pencil...

I probably should have just done the same.

Jumbo · « **Reply #42 on:** March 31, 2009, 12:22:38 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 30, 2009, 10:58:04 PM

I just read this whole thing through and wanted to poke my eye out with a pencil...

#2 pencil?

Saniflush · « **Reply #43 on:** March 31, 2009, 07:20:14 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on March 31, 2009, 12:22:38 AM

#2 pencil?

.7 mm

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 31, 2009, 10:37:52 AM »

The best thing about reading this thread......I haven't poke my eyes out yet, I thought they might have come in handy for this whole reading thing.....ok, back to the point. The best thing about reading this thread and others like it, is the fact that RWS and that other bammie guy, gets so fucking tore up that he can't stop arguing. I find that shit funny and it gives me good laughs.

RWS: I am not saying it is the case everytime, but do you ever stop to think before typing a bunch of bullshit that no one really cares about anyway, that they might be posting this shit to get under your skin? They know that you are going to jump all over anything that is posted about bammer on an AU message board, especially something about rumors. You're persistent, I will give you that.

Carry on with your argument.

RWS · « **Reply #45 on:** March 31, 2009, 10:55:25 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on March 31, 2009, 10:37:52 AM

The best thing about reading this thread......I haven't poke my eyes out yet, I thought they might have come in handy for this whole reading thing.....ok, back to the point. The best thing about reading this thread and others like it, is the fact that RWS and that other bammie guy, gets so fucking tore up that he can't stop arguing. I find that shit funny and it gives me good laughs.

RWS: I am not saying it is the case everytime, but do you ever stop to think before typing a bunch of bullshit that no one really cares about anyway, that they might be posting this shit to get under your skin? They know that you are going to jump all over anything that is posted about bammer on an AU message board, especially something about rumors. You're persistent, I will give you that.

Carry on with your argument.

If Prowler is posting something JUST for me, then thats pretty special. However, I highly doubt he has the intelligence to do that. I'm pretty sure Prowler genuinely believes the bullshit he posts, and prides himself on being an internet "prowler" digging up all kinds of "information". Or, at least, thats what he told everybody on AUN shortly after his arrival there. This is a message board. It has no real bearing on anything, and nobody really gives a shit anyway.

I simply think in general that all of the rumor mongering, and the this person did that OMFGWTFBBQ shit takes away from being a fan. I love Alabama football just as much as the next guy, but you're not going to see me circulating rumors about AU, downing AU at every chance, etc. Fans really need to exhibit a little bit of sportsmanship as well. Being a college football fan has moved so much away from football, and has turned into a knitting circle imo.

The Prowler · « **Reply #46 on:** March 31, 2009, 02:25:18 PM »

stewiegriffin · « **Reply #47 on:** March 31, 2009, 02:42:23 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on March 31, 2009, 10:55:25 AM

. I love Alabama football just as much as the next guy,

are you the guy with the "bear" tattoo on his back? if not then you don't love alabama as much as the next guy

RWS · « **Reply #48 on:** March 31, 2009, 02:48:16 PM »

Quote from: stewiegriffin on March 31, 2009, 02:42:23 PM

are you the guy with the "bear" tattoo on his back? if not then you don't love alabama as much as the next guy

Permanant body markings is definitely where I draw the line as far as being a football fan. I don't like it when our fans have a million stickers all over their vehicles, dress head to toe in Alabama clothes on a daily basis, etc. I wear an Alabama shirt every once in a while. I have a t-shirt, one of those nice coaches polo shirts, and two hats. Thats plenty for me.

stewiegriffin · « **Reply #49 on:** March 31, 2009, 03:24:51 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on March 31, 2009, 02:48:16 PM

Permanant body markings is definitely where I draw the line as far as being a football fan. I don't like it when our fans have a million stickers all over their vehicles, dress head to toe in Alabama clothes on a daily basis, etc. I wear an Alabama shirt every once in a while. I have a t-shirt, one of those nice coaches polo shirts, and two hats. Thats plenty for me.

then there's lots and lots of bama "people" who love Alabama more than you and they show it with bamma "class"

Kaos · « **Reply #50 on:** March 31, 2009, 04:05:59 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on March 30, 2009, 04:11:33 PM

I don't give a fuck what people think about me. I just post the God Damn stories, where ever the Fuck they are or whomever the fuck posted them, if you don't like it, go fuck yourself. So, rws, why did your Coach midget get his panties in a wad because he couldn't pay more for Bobby Massie, then go and threaten him? Hmmm....?

Once again I find myself in the awkward position of agreeing with Bama fans.

This story is nothing more than some doofus fuck's message board post. You can make up any damn thing you want and some people will spread it around as a "story" like it has some credibility. This kind of silly shit demeans Auburn for mucking around in it.

Here I'll make up one. Prowler, you go post it somewhere else and say you "heard" it, okay?

TIFWIW: The reason Jimmy Johns stayed in the Alabama football program as long as he did is because he was dealing for Nick Saban. When he took the job at Alabama, he diverted $1.5 million of his first year's salary to build a cocaine distribution ring that now controls Tuscaloosa and surrounding counties. He's turned his first four million into about $80 million by slinging that shit. Johns was muscle. Saban let him deal a little to make extra money and he had the Alberta City territory with its lucrative Moon Winx motel trade. The problem is that JimmyJ got greedy. He was cutting the cocaine with baby powder to double his profits and then keeping the difference. The one thing Scarnick can't handle is diluting his product. His reputation is built on delivering top-shelf blow. So when he found out, he fed Johns to the Tuscaloosa PD. Every once in a while, Nicky turns out a low-level dealer. It helps the PD look like they're cracking down and it buys Nick some quid-pro-quo. The reason Alabama wanted Julio so bad was because of his pipeline to South Alabama where he'd already established a territory. It opened a whole new market for Saban's cartel. He's looking at adding between $20 and $50 million to his coffers with Julio's lower Alabama network.

Kaos · « **Reply #51 on:** March 31, 2009, 04:17:05 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 30, 2009, 10:58:04 PM

I just read this whole thing through and wanted to poke my eye out with a pencil...

Simple question. My feeling won't be hurt.

Do I look as stupid arguing with a few select posters as they look with their brain-numbing bullshit? Because if I do I need to know.

AWK · « **Reply #52 on:** March 31, 2009, 04:39:14 PM »

Man, this thread reminds me of something... gay...

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #53 on:** March 31, 2009, 05:37:37 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 31, 2009, 04:05:59 PM

TIFWIW: The reason Jimmy Johns stayed in the Alabama football program as long as he did is because he was dealing for Nick Saban. When he took the job at Alabama, he diverted $1.5 million of his first year's salary to build a cocaine distribution ring that now controls Tuscaloosa and surrounding counties. He's turned his first four million into about $80 million by slinging that shit. Johns was muscle. Saban let him deal a little to make extra money and he had the Alberta City territory with its lucrative Moon Winx motel trade. The problem is that JimmyJ got greedy. He was cutting the cocaine with baby powder to double his profits and then keeping the difference. The one thing Scarnick can't handle is diluting his product. His reputation is built on delivering top-shelf blow. So when he found out, he fed Johns to the Tuscaloosa PD. Every once in a while, Nicky turns out a low-level dealer. It helps the PD look like they're cracking down and it buys Nick some quid-pro-quo. The reason Alabama wanted Julio so bad was because of his pipeline to South Alabama where he'd already established a territory. It opened a whole new market for Saban's cartel. He's looking at adding between $20 and $50 million to his coffers with Julio's lower Alabama network.

See, this wouldn't work because everyone already knows you're a crackpot. We said "respected" posters, or ones that actually write.

I keeeeed. I keeeeed.

Reaction in 3.... 2..... 1.......

The Prowler · « **Reply #54 on:** March 31, 2009, 06:40:15 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 31, 2009, 04:05:59 PM

Once again I find myself in the awkward position of agreeing with Bama fans.

This story is nothing more than some doofus fuck's message board post. You can make up any damn thing you want and some people will spread it around as a "story" like it has some credibility. This kind of silly shit demeans Auburn for mucking around in it.

Here I'll make up one. Prowler, you go post it somewhere else and say you "heard" it, okay?

TIFWIW: The reason Jimmy Johns stayed in the Alabama football program as long as he did is because he was dealing for Nick Saban. When he took the job at Alabama, he diverted $1.5 million of his first year's salary to build a cocaine distribution ring that now controls Tuscaloosa and surrounding counties. He's turned his first four million into about $80 million by slinging that shit. Johns was muscle. Saban let him deal a little to make extra money and he had the Alberta City territory with its lucrative Moon Winx motel trade. The problem is that JimmyJ got greedy. He was cutting the cocaine with baby powder to double his profits and then keeping the difference. The one thing Scarnick can't handle is diluting his product. His reputation is built on delivering top-shelf blow. So when he found out, he fed Johns to the Tuscaloosa PD. Every once in a while, Nicky turns out a low-level dealer. It helps the PD look like they're cracking down and it buys Nick some quid-pro-quo. The reason Alabama wanted Julio so bad was because of his pipeline to South Alabama where he'd already established a territory. It opened a whole new market for Saban's cartel. He's looking at adding between $20 and $50 million to his coffers with Julio's lower Alabama network.

Well, Coach midget does have his connections to the Port Cities.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #55 on:** March 31, 2009, 08:45:11 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on March 31, 2009, 02:48:16 PM

Permanant body markings is definitely where I draw the line as far as being a football fan. I don't like it when our fans have a million stickers all over their vehicles, dress head to toe in Alabama clothes on a daily basis, etc. I wear an Alabama shirt every once in a while. I have a t-shirt, one of those nice coaches polo shirts, and two hats. Thats plenty for me.

Yeah, overstickerfication can be tacky. This chick agrees with you.

Jumbo · « **Reply #56 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:28:11 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 31, 2009, 04:05:59 PM

Once again I find myself in the awkward position of agreeing with Bama fans.

This story is nothing more than some doofus fuck's message board post. You can make up any damn thing you want and some people will spread it around as a "story" like it has some credibility. This kind of silly shit demeans Auburn for mucking around in it.

Here I'll make up one. Prowler, you go post it somewhere else and say you "heard" it, okay?

TIFWIW: The reason Jimmy Johns stayed in the Alabama football program as long as he did is because he was dealing for Nick Saban. When he took the job at Alabama, he diverted $1.5 million of his first year's salary to build a cocaine distribution ring that now controls Tuscaloosa and surrounding counties. He's turned his first four million into about $80 million by slinging that shit. Johns was muscle. Saban let him deal a little to make extra money and he had the Alberta City territory with its lucrative Moon Winx motel trade. The problem is that JimmyJ got greedy. He was cutting the cocaine with baby powder to double his profits and then keeping the difference. The one thing Scarnick can't handle is diluting his product. His reputation is built on delivering top-shelf blow. So when he found out, he fed Johns to the Tuscaloosa PD. Every once in a while, Nicky turns out a low-level dealer. It helps the PD look like they're cracking down and it buys Nick some quid-pro-quo. The reason Alabama wanted Julio so bad was because of his pipeline to South Alabama where he'd already established a territory. It opened a whole new market for Saban's cartel. He's looking at adding between $20 and $50 million to his coffers with Julio's lower Alabama network.

I need a link...

RWS · « **Reply #57 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:38:32 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on March 31, 2009, 08:45:11 PM

Yeah, overstickerfication can be tacky. This chick agrees with you.

Why do you have to pick on Prowler's girlfriend?

Don't worry, Jumbo, I'm sure he meant no harm by it. I did always think of you as a brunette, though.

boartitz · « **Reply #58 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:09:56 AM »

This shirt could have been worn to the LSU game also, but the bammers missed the three letter connection.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #59 on:** April 01, 2009, 09:52:22 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 31, 2009, 04:17:05 PM

Simple question. My feeling won't be hurt.

Do I look as stupid arguing with a few select posters as they look with their brain-numbing bullshit? Because if I do I need to know.

It doesn't improve your resume any, that's for sure.