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Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act

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Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act
« on: March 26, 2009, 01:56:00 PM »
Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act case
Associated Press • March 26, 2009

  SAGINAW, MI - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.


Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.


The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.


Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.


Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

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I can't imagine that feeling good.

Now I have to worry about THAT when I vacuum out my car.
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Re: Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 02:32:32 PM »
Hey...it slipped.
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Re: Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 02:41:45 PM »
Hey...it slipped.

.... and unzipped my pants.... and got past my undies... and
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Re: Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 02:57:09 PM »
Better hurry.  Those things only stay on 4 minutes at a time.  No time for vacuum foreplay.
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Re: Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 03:03:40 PM »
Better hurry.  Those things only stay on 4 minutes at a time.  No time for vacuum foreplay.


WIFE - "hey, where are you going with all of those quarters?"
me - "To vacuume out the car.  :vn:"  dirty little hose
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Re: Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 09:01:16 PM »
That sucks and blows.
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