I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE · « **on:** March 26, 2009, 01:33:38 PM »

I want to walk around all day with a 'my dick is big' smile. and because I have a small prick.

any body else with a small prick tried it?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2009, 01:41:11 PM »

Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE · « **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2009, 01:43:43 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2009, 01:41:11 PM

Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

That's my dream. I think in about 6 or 7 months I should be able to centerfold in Playgirl.

Saniflush · « **Reply #3 on:** March 26, 2009, 01:46:18 PM »

Quote from: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:43:43 PM

That's my dream. I think in about 6 or 7 months I should ~~be able to centerfold in Playgirl~~ have balls like gelatin.

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE · « **Reply #4 on:** March 26, 2009, 01:47:51 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on March 26, 2009, 01:46:18 PM

Squeezably soft?

AWK · « **Reply #5 on:** March 26, 2009, 01:51:08 PM »

Quote from: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:43:43 PM

That's my dream. I think in about 6 or 7 months I should be able to centerfold in Playgirl.

What the fuck am I going to do with a third leg?

Saniflush · « **Reply #6 on:** March 26, 2009, 01:51:23 PM »

Quote from: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:47:51 PM

Squeezably soft?

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE · « **Reply #7 on:** March 26, 2009, 01:58:08 PM »

Quote from: AWK on March 26, 2009, 01:51:08 PM

What the fuck am I going to do with a third leg?

Enter a triathalon?

Saniflush · « **Reply #8 on:** March 26, 2009, 01:59:32 PM »

Quote from: AWK on March 26, 2009, 01:51:08 PM

What the fuck am I going to do with a third leg?

Lay on the sofa eating cheetos all day?

AWK · « **Reply #9 on:** March 26, 2009, 02:43:18 PM »

I always wanted to fuck Rosie O' Donnell.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2009, 02:47:08 PM »

Quote from: AWK on March 26, 2009, 02:43:18 PM

I always wanted to be fucked by Rosie O' Donnell.

Fixed

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE · « **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2009, 02:47:31 PM »

Quote from: AWK on March 26, 2009, 02:43:18 PM

I always wanted to fuck Rosie O' Donnell.

That's aiight... so long as you didn't say, "make love".

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** March 26, 2009, 02:52:35 PM »

I just want some well deserved respect from my neighborhood because of my generous swelling of pride.

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE · « **Reply #13 on:** March 26, 2009, 03:01:21 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 26, 2009, 02:52:35 PM

I just want some well deserved respect from my neighborhood because of my generous swelling of pride.

EXACTLY! :thumbsup:

boartitz · « **Reply #14 on:** March 26, 2009, 03:02:24 PM »

You can get it at WalMarks if you don't mind the checkout girls knowing you have a small dick.

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE · « **Reply #15 on:** March 26, 2009, 03:08:21 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on March 26, 2009, 03:02:24 PM

You can get it at WalMarks if you don't mind the checkout girls knowing you have a small dick.

"Price Check on Extenze, checkout 7.... Price check on small dick pills on checkout 7 please."

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #16 on:** March 26, 2009, 03:22:37 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on March 26, 2009, 03:02:24 PM

You can get it at WalMarks if you don't mind the checkout girls knowing you have a small dick.

Not if you buy the Magnums with it...juss sayin.

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE · « **Reply #17 on:** March 26, 2009, 03:28:06 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2009, 03:22:37 PM

Not if you buy the Magnums with it...juss sayin.

Now THAT'S the kind of thinking that might secure a phone number from said cashier.

too bad I could only use the magnums as trash can liners or for balloon animals.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** March 26, 2009, 03:50:00 PM »

Wellll....I haven't seen too many WalMarks cashiers that I really need #'s from. Not sayin' they aren't out there...just not in the WallyWorld's I've been to.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #19 on:** March 26, 2009, 03:51:38 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 26, 2009, 03:50:00 PM

Wellll....I haven't seen too many WalMarks cashiers that I really need #'s from. Not sayin' they aren't out there...just not in the WallyWorld's I've been to.

Yeah, maybe up North or something. The ones here in Alabama could snag lightning.