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BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE

I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« on: March 26, 2009, 01:33:38 PM »
I want to walk around all day with a 'my dick is big' smile.  and because I have a small prick.


any body else with a small prick tried it?
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Buzz Killington

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Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 01:41:11 PM »
Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE

Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 01:43:43 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2009, 01:41:11 PM
Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.




That's my dream.   I think in about 6 or 7 months I should be able to centerfold in Playgirl.
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Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 01:46:18 PM »
Quote from: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:43:43 PM



That's my dream.   I think in about 6 or 7 months I should be able to centerfold in Playgirl have balls like gelatin.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE

Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 01:47:51 PM »
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Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2009, 01:51:08 PM »
Quote from: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:43:43 PM



That's my dream.   I think in about 6 or 7 months I should be able to centerfold in Playgirl.
What the fuck am I going to do with a third leg?
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2009, 01:51:23 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE

Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2009, 01:58:08 PM »
Quote from: AWK on March 26, 2009, 01:51:08 PM
What the fuck am I going to do with a third leg?



Enter a triathalon?
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Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2009, 01:59:32 PM »
Quote from: AWK on March 26, 2009, 01:51:08 PM
What the fuck am I going to do with a third leg?

Lay on the sofa eating cheetos all day?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2009, 02:43:18 PM »
I always wanted to fuck Rosie O' Donnell.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2009, 02:47:08 PM »
Quote from: AWK on March 26, 2009, 02:43:18 PM
I always wanted to be fucked by Rosie O' Donnell.
Fixed
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE

Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2009, 02:47:31 PM »
Quote from: AWK on March 26, 2009, 02:43:18 PM
I always wanted to fuck Rosie O' Donnell.

That's aiight... so long as you didn't say, "make love".
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Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2009, 02:52:35 PM »
I just want some well deserved respect from my neighborhood because of my generous swelling of pride.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE

Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2009, 03:01:21 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 26, 2009, 02:52:35 PM
I just want some well deserved respect from my neighborhood because of my generous swelling of pride.


EXACTLY!   :thumbsup:
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Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2009, 03:02:24 PM »
You can get it at WalMarks if you don't mind the checkout girls knowing you have a small dick.
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BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE

Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2009, 03:08:21 PM »
Quote from: boartitz on March 26, 2009, 03:02:24 PM
You can get it at WalMarks if you don't mind the checkout girls knowing you have a small dick.

"Price Check on Extenze, checkout 7.... Price check on small dick pills on checkout 7 please."

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Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2009, 03:22:37 PM »
Quote from: boartitz on March 26, 2009, 03:02:24 PM
You can get it at WalMarks if you don't mind the checkout girls knowing you have a small dick.
Not if you buy the Magnums with it...juss sayin.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE

Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2009, 03:28:06 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2009, 03:22:37 PM
Not if you buy the Magnums with it...juss sayin.


Now THAT'S the kind of thinking that might secure a phone number from said cashier.  :gig:

too bad I could only use the magnums as trash can liners or for balloon animals.
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Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2009, 03:50:00 PM »
Wellll....I haven't seen too many WalMarks cashiers that I really need #'s from.  Not sayin' they aren't out there...just not in the WallyWorld's I've been to.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2009, 03:51:38 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 26, 2009, 03:50:00 PM
Wellll....I haven't seen too many WalMarks cashiers that I really need #'s from.  Not sayin' they aren't out there...just not in the WallyWorld's I've been to.
Yeah, maybe up North or something.  The ones here in Alabama could snag lightning.
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