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« on: March 26, 2009, 04:03:46 AM »
http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090325/NEWS/90325058
Cops find man they say put 100-year-old mom in freezer

COOKS FALLS — State police have found the man who allegedly jammed his mother’s dead body into a freezer chest.

On Wednesday police arrested Roland “Jack” Auslander, 69, at his home in Cooks Falls, a Delaware County hamlet three miles west of Roscoe.

Auslander was wanted in Sullivan County for forgery and grand larceny, both felonies. He was sent to Sullivan County Jail without bail.

In October, police discovered the body of 100-year-old Herta Auslander inside a freezer. Police said Jack Auslander had frozen his mother’s body so that he could continue to cash her social security checks.

Herta Auslander died of natural causes, but her son will be charged with a violation of state health law for improperly disposing her body.
Auslander was on the lam for five months before police found him during a stake out of his house.


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Re: Cold As Ice
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 11:19:08 AM »
As a side here, how is freezing a body improper disposal? The fact is he hasn't disposed of it yet. There are companies that keep your head frozen for eons and they don't get charged. So until he decides to dispose of the body, as long as it is still frozen, then how can he be charged?
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Re: Cold As Ice
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 11:23:51 AM »
As a side here, how is freezing a body improper disposal? The fact is he hasn't disposed of it yet. There are companies that keep your head frozen for eons and they don't get charged. So until he decides to dispose of the body, as long as it is still frozen, then how can he be charged?

I agree. Birdman, Wes, Awk....you guys got this dudes number?
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