trent richardson=top five in the SEC?

[ssgaufan]

Chris Douchebag Lowe of espn lists Trent I'm still in High School Richardson as one of the top five RBs in the SEC.  Is he fucking high?  Or does he just love to suck the tiny little cock of saban too?  Sure the kid might end up being in the top five before his playing days are over, hell he might even win the Heisman (doubt it though, bama doesn't care about individual trophies) but as of right now there is no way in hell that he is top five.  Him being one of the top five right now would be like Prowler, Chopper, Kaos, and Weasel being friends.  Just not possible.

[Kaos]

Chris Douchebag Lowe of espn lists Trent I'm still in High School Richardson as one of the top five RBs in the SEC.  Is he fucking high?  Or does he just love to suck the tiny little cock of saban too?  Sure the kid might end up being in the top five before his playing days are over, hell he might even win the Heisman (doubt it though, bama doesn't care about individual trophies) but as of right now there is no way in hell that he is top five.  Him being one of the top five right now would be like Prowler, Chopper, Kaos, and Weasel being friends.  Just not possible.

He subsists on "peanut buttah sammiches."  Isn't that alone enough to rank him there? 

The kid is probably going to be seriously good if he stays on the field. Steriod-good physical specimen.  Dumber than 50 bricks.  Every time he was interviewed it was like he was confessing to NCAA violations.  In the famous "peanut buttah sammich" interview he said something along the lines of "some nights we ain't got nothin' to eat but peanut buttah sammiches. I be glad when I signs with Alabama and me and momma can start affordin' to eat out and stuff..." 

[Greaseyweasel]

  Him being one of the top five right now would be like Prowler, Chopper, and Weasel being friends.  Just not possible.

I can't wait to get together with those two guys. Of course the smell of cocks and cum everytime they speak will take some getting used to. 

[Jumbo]

I can't wait to get together with those two guys. Of course the smell of cocks and cum everytime they speak will take some getting used to. 

Prowler would scare the shit out of you.

[Townhallsavoy]

Was this the same guy that put Julio Jones in his top five wide receivers before 2008 started? 

I mean, I know he was eventually proven right, but it was still dumb as hell. 

[RWS]

I think everybody knows the kid is a beast, but he hasn't even played the first down of Spring practice for that matter. Maybe he will be in the top 5 in 09, maybe he won't. But it is dumb to proclaim something that specific before the kid even steps foot on campus.

[The Prowler]

I can't wait to get together with those two guys. Of course the smell of cocks and cum everytime they speak will take some getting used to. 

What you're saying is that, you have experience with the smell of cock(s) and cumming? So, does the Sham-WOW do a better job of cleaning the spooge from your chin than paper towels or toilet paper?

Pivot Man (noun); A person who is the center of attention in a Circle Jerk. Usually on his or her knees pivoting around to service the circle jerkers.

[RWS]

Pivot Man (noun); A person who is the center of attention in a Circle Jerk. Usually on his or her knees pivoting around to service the circle jerkers.

Why was your picture next to this entry in Webster's?

[Kaos]

I think everybody knows the kid is a beast, but he hasn't even played the first down of Spring practice for that matter. Maybe he will be in the top 5 in 09, maybe he won't. But it is dumb to proclaim something that specific before the kid even steps foot on campus.

Agreed.  it is dumb to predict success.  BUT...

If you look around the league, where is the "stud" running back?  The closest thing to it, Georgia's Moreno, is gone to the NFL.  LSU doesn't really have one. Neither does Arkansas, Auburn, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi State, Ole Miss...  

There just isn't one.  

So when you look around and see nothing proven, it's simple enough to decide on somebody who isn't.  I can see it.  

Of all the recruits Alabama's gotten over the years this is the one that concerns me the most.  There's something freakish about this kid.   Julio, schmoolio.  This is the one who can break your heart.  And your spirit.

[Saniflush]

 Of all the recruits Alabama's gotten over the years this is the one that concerns me the most.  There's something freakish about this kid.   Julio, schmoolio.  This is the one who can break your heart.  And your spirit.

And bank.

[wesfau2]

Of all the recruits Alabama's gotten over the years this is the one that concerns me the most.  There's something freakish about this kid.   Julio, schmoolio.  This is the one who can break your heart.  And your spirit.

What the fuck is this?

Concern over a bama recruit?  Broken spirit?

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Kaos?

Fuck bama. Fuck their mushmouthed recruit. And fuck predicting him to do anything more than mop the floors at a peep show until he proves something against the SEC big boys.

While I'm at it, fuck Kaos for this pussy, tooth-gnashing post.

[Snaggletiger]

What the fuck is this?

Concern over a bama recruit?  Broken spirit?

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Kaos?

Fuck bama. Fuck their mushmouthed recruit. And fuck predicting him to do anything more than mop the floors at a peep show until he proves something against the SEC big boys.

While I'm at it, fuck Kaos for this pussy, tooth-gnashing post.

Wrong thread.  The "Fuck you" thread is actually back in the...

Oh never mind.  Fuck Bama and Trin Rihsun

[Kaos]

What the fuck is this?

Concern over a bama recruit?  Broken spirit?

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Kaos?

Fuck bama. Fuck their mushmouthed recruit. And fuck predicting him to do anything more than mop the floors at a peep show until he proves something against the SEC big boys.

While I'm at it, fuck Kaos for this pussy, tooth-gnashing post.

No, you misunderstand what I posted. 

I wasn't talking about Auburn specifically, I was talking about the type of back this kid has the potential to be.  I've seen enough of him to have respect for his potential. 

He's the kind of back where you can be in a close game and then he romps off a 60 yard run that breaks it.  Or maybe you just need one stop to get the ball back, but he keeps grinding out three or four yards at a chunk.  He's got power and he's got speed. 

He may never do shit.  And I've never much cared who Bama recruited, or more specifically laughed at them for their masturbatory hype over every signee.

But this kid reminds me of a Cornelius Bennett type.  When he went to Bama, I had a feeling he was going to ruin people's day. 

This kid may be the next Alan Evans and he disappears from the radar.  But from a purely physical potential standpoint he might be the best back Bama's had since the fucked up Johnny Musso days. 

Doesn't mean I hate the fucks any less. I hate them more.

[wesfau2]

Jesus.

Just fucking wave the white flag already.

You need to unfuck yourself.

[Kaos]

Jesus.

Just fucking wave the white flag already.

You need to unfuck yourself.

I'm waving no white flag, dude.  And I'm 100% unfucked.  Do with that statement what you will.

But tell me when I've been wrong?  The kid has a chance to be good.  I hate that he went to Bama because if he realizes thep  potential I've seen he's going to make them dangerous on offense. He's got a combination of speed and power that is rare. 

I laughed at Brodie. I said Whoolio was as much hype as substance. I hiked my leg on Tyler Watts. I've made fun of just about every recruit the assclowns have brought in.  None of them gave me a second's pause. 

This guy is good.  He apparently doesn't have the brains of a fruit fly, but if they can tutor him enough to keep him on the field he's going to help them.  That's my belief. 

I don't want them to be good.   I want them to suck donkey ass. But I'm not going to pretend like they suck donkey ass when they don't.  Better to recognize the enemy so you can fight it. 

This guy is the enemy.  He might be the first legitimate weapon these bastards have had in a long, long time. 



He's playing 5A ball in Florida. Rushed for over 2000 yards. Averaged over nine yards per carry.

Over 200 yards in five games (4-1), over 300 in two games (2-0), over 100 in nine of ten (5-4).

The consolation?  His coach was so stupid they went 5-5 with this guy. The only team to hold him under 100 on the season was Bryant, a 6A schooll in Irvington, AL.  He got 84 that night.  You're the winner if you know who the coach at Bryant is.

[Tiger Six]

Ronnie Cottrell

[ssgaufan]

I'm waving no white flag, dude.  And I'm 100% unfucked.  Do with that statement what you will.

But tell me when I've been wrong?  The kid has a chance to be good.  I hate that he went to Bama because if he realizes thep  potential I've seen he's going to make them dangerous on offense. He's got a combination of speed and power that is rare. 

I laughed at Brodie. I said Whoolio was as much hype as substance. I hiked my leg on Tyler Watts. I've made fun of just about every recruit the assclowns have brought in.  None of them gave me a second's pause. 

This guy is good.  He apparently doesn't have the brains of a fruit fly, but if they can tutor him enough to keep him on the field he's going to help them.  That's my belief. 

I don't want them to be good.   I want them to suck donkey ass. But I'm not going to pretend like they suck donkey ass when they don't.  Better to recognize the enemy so you can fight it. 

This guy is the enemy.  He might be the first legitimate weapon these bastards have had in a long, long time. 



He's playing 5A ball in Florida. Rushed for over 2000 yards. Averaged over nine yards per carry.

Over 200 yards in five games (4-1), over 300 in two games (2-0), over 100 in nine of ten (5-4).

The consolation?  His coach was so stupid they went 5-5 with this guy. The only team to hold him under 100 on the season was Bryant, a 6A schooll in Irvington, AL.  He got 84 that night.  You're the winner if you know who the coach at Bryant is.

Mike Dubose?

[Kaos]

Ronnie Cottrell

Congratulations!  You come out of hiding to win today's big prize: A great big box of nothing...

How's the work life? 

[Tiger Six]

Congratulations!  You come out of hiding to win today's big prize: A great big box of nothing...

How's the work life? 

My boss actually expects production.  It sucks.

He was impressed with an application I wrote for a project submission yesterday. 

[Kaos]

My boss actually expects production.  It sucks.

He was impressed with an application I wrote for a project submission yesterday. 

Impressed is good.   Work sucks.  Agreed.