Oscar Meyer a suspect?

Jumbo · « **on:** March 11, 2009, 07:29:07 PM »

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29615877/?GT1=43001

Hot Dogs Used in Gun Heist

Police believe three men used hot dogs to distract a Labrador retriever and make off with seven guns.

Raw hot dogs were found strewn about a Bridgewater home, where the Labrador resided.

The hot dogs were tracked by police to a supermarket and officers used surveillance video to identify a suspect.

Ronald Elizondo, of Raritan Borough, along with Franklin Township residents Adrian McKoy and Tyshinue Haskins, are charged with burglary, conspiracy to commit burglary and other offenses.

Somerset County's prosecutor believes the guns were the target of the heist.

RWS · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2009, 08:28:23 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on March 11, 2009, 07:29:07 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29615877/?GT1=43001

Hot Dogs Used in Gun Heist

Police believe three men used hot dogs to distract a Labrador retriever and make off with seven guns.

Raw hot dogs were found strewn about a Bridgewater home, where the Labrador resided.

The hot dogs were tracked by police to a supermarket and officers used surveillance video to identify a suspect.

Ronald Elizondo, of Raritan Borough, along with Franklin Township residents Adrian McKoy and Tyshinue Haskins, are charged with burglary, conspiracy to commit burglary and other offenses.

Somerset County's prosecutor believes the guns were the target of the heist.

I read as far as "Police believe three men used hot dogs to distract" and automatically assumed Prowler was working security there or something....I figured maybe he mistook them for your penis and became confused.

The Prowler · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2009, 08:47:50 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on March 11, 2009, 08:28:23 PM

I read as far as "Police believe three men used hot dogs to distract" and automatically assumed Prowler was working security there or something....I figured maybe he mistook them for your penis and became confused.

Confucius say..."Faggots have Faggot thoughts" That applies to you rws

Jumbo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:02:58 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on March 11, 2009, 08:28:23 PM

I read as far as "Police believe three men used hot dogs to distract" and automatically assumed Prowler was working security there or something....I figured maybe he mistook them for your penis and became confused.

You have serious penis envy, go to your local gay bar and get face fucked so you'll feel better.

RWS · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:18:48 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on March 11, 2009, 08:47:50 PM

Confucius say..."Faggots have Faggot thoughts" That applies to you rws

Ok, lets compare what I go home and bang every night (and what I'm getting married to in a month), and what you bang every night. Then we'll see who is a faggot. You go first. We've already seen the retarded picture of you and Jumbo with the pimp cup if you care to save bandwidth....

The Prowler · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:31:11 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on March 11, 2009, 09:18:48 PM

Ok, lets compare what I go home and bang every night (and what I'm getting married to in a month), and what you bang every night. Then we'll see who is a faggot. You go first. We've already seen the retarded picture of you and Jumbo with the pimp cup if you care to save bandwidth....

I'll try to remember to snap some photos of your mom, the next time I'm over.

Talon · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:34:14 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on March 11, 2009, 09:18:48 PM

Ok, lets compare what I go home and bang every night

I'm guessing it looks kinda like this...fallsonscissors...

RWS · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:35:43 PM »

Quote from: Talon on March 11, 2009, 09:34:14 PM

I'm guessing it looks kinda like this...fallsonscissors...

Not even close.....

Ogre · « **Reply #8 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:46:18 PM »

Quote from: Talon on March 11, 2009, 09:34:14 PM

I'm guessing it looks kinda like this...fallsonscissors...

Is that a Nick Saban mask?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:52:09 PM »

Seriously RWS, how can we compare to anything if you don't post pics of what you're banging. They must be naked pics and we don't mind airbrushing and retouching.

By the way, if you're banging someone and not married, you're living in sin....biotch.

RWS · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:22:39 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 11, 2009, 09:52:09 PM

By the way, if you're banging someone and not married, you're living in sin....biotch.

I'm going to hell for so much other shit, it really doesn't matter at this point.

The naked pics stay on my phone. :thumbsup: And not that you care, but the extremely drunk bastard on the left is me. And just because its embarassing, here is one of her with the dance class she used to teach. She dressed up as an elf with them last Christmas.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:38:52 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on March 11, 2009, 10:22:39 PM

I'm going to hell for so much other shit, it really doesn't matter at this point.

The naked pics stay on my phone. :thumbsup: And not that you care, but the extremely drunk bastard on the left is me. And just because its embarassing, here is one of her with the dance class she used to teach. She dressed up as an elf with them last Christmas.

Dude...I'm not an asshole so don't worry about me. But you do realize how easy it would be to screw with those pics?

Save + post on 4chan = RWS not happy.

RWS · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:51:29 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on March 11, 2009, 10:38:52 PM

Dude...I'm not an asshole so don't worry about me. But you do realize how easy it would be to screw with those pics?

Save + post on 4chan = RWS not happy.

I hear that you're saying, but somebody editing pictures on the internet really doesn't get me all upset. If somebody really has nothing better to do than edit them or upload them to 4chan, then so be it. Shit that happens on the internet doesn't bother me in real life.

Argo · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2009, 11:08:49 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on March 11, 2009, 10:51:29 PM

I hear that you're saying, but somebody editing pictures on the internet really doesn't get me all upset. If somebody really has nothing better to do than edit them or upload them to 4chan, then so be it. Shit that happens on the internet doesn't bother me in real life.

Hopefully she feels the same as you.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2009, 11:13:27 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on March 11, 2009, 10:51:29 PM

I hear that you're saying, but somebody editing pictures on the internet really doesn't get me all upset. If somebody really has nothing better to do than edit them or upload them to 4chan, then so be it. Shit that happens on the internet doesn't bother me in real life.

Quote function makes this edit useless.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2009, 11:17:24 PM »

Rambo Lane? They drew first blood, sir. They drew first blood.

Jumbo · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2009, 11:19:02 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on March 11, 2009, 11:13:27 PM

Seth Fuller?

Christine Sullivan?

25784 Rambo Ln

Elberta, AL 36530-5088

You sure you're cool with all that shit?

By the way, if that's all wrong, just say so. I'll eat crow.

If you want it deleted, also say so.

TMI.

RWS · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2009, 11:24:57 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on March 11, 2009, 11:13:27 PM

Seth Fuller?

Christine Sullivan?

25784 Rambo Ln

Elberta, AL 36530-5088

You sure you're cool with all that shit?

By the way, if that's all wrong, just say so. I'll eat crow.

If you want it deleted, also say so.

And that shit is pretty easy for anybody to get. I had a lady that was sending thank you notes to the fire department send one to my house directly and she found my address on the internet. And for that matter, we have only been at that address since July.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2009, 11:28:04 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on March 11, 2009, 11:24:57 PM

And that shit is pretty easy for anybody to get. I had a lady that was sending thank you notes to the fire department send one to my house directly and she found my address on the internet. And for that matter, we have only been at that address since July.

In a way, yes. It's easy on a message board if you post a picture like that. Otherwise, no; I would have no clue about any of your information.

I'm just trying to look out for ya. I had a buddy get into a situation with that 4chan site (it's how I learned it existed). All he did was post a picture of his girlfriend. Someone uploaded it on an image hosting site for people to fuck with. Next thing he knew, they had her phone number and were leaving death threats on her voicemail.

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2009, 11:32:40 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on March 11, 2009, 11:28:04 PM

In a way, yes. It's easy on a message board if you post a picture like that. Otherwise, no; I would have no clue about any of your information.

I'm just trying to look out for ya. I had a buddy get into a situation with that 4chan site (it's how I learned it existed). All he did was post a picture of his girlfriend. Someone uploaded it on an image hosting site for people to fuck with. Next thing he knew, they had her phone number and were leaving death threats on her voicemail.

teh internets be a scary place.

Oscar Meyer a suspect?

Argo