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One of the funniest and truest movie lines ever
« on: March 11, 2009, 04:00:55 PM »
Courtesy of Bob Hope

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Re: One of the funniest and truest movie lines ever
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 04:59:52 PM »
One of my favorites; it's an old one but a good one.


I can't find a video of it but I was watching an episode of "House, M.D." last week; Cuddy asked him (House) where he came from (when he walked up beside of her) and he said without missing a beat "monkeys if you believe the Democrats".  Made me think of something Bob Hope would of said.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: One of the funniest and truest movie lines ever
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2009, 10:43:00 AM »
One of my favorites; it's an old one but a good one.


I can't find a video of it but I was watching an episode of "House, M.D." last week; Cuddy asked him (House) where he came from (when he walked up beside of her) and he said without missing a beat "monkeys if you believe the Democrats".  Made me think of something Bob Hope would of said.

Best show on TV...
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Re: One of the funniest and truest movie lines ever
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2009, 08:33:37 PM »
Best show on TV...

Well, we do have that in common, 'War Eagle!!!', but I'm still very cross at you for actually having the gall to compare Carolina to Alabama!

I'm going to have a very hard time forgiving you for that lapsus calami...there are very special places in hell for people who do such things...'same place that they put child molesters and people who talk in theaters.'
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: One of the funniest and truest movie lines ever
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2009, 08:39:56 PM »
Well, we do have that in common, 'War Eagle!!!', but I'm still very cross at you for actually having the gall to compare Carolina to Alabama!

I'm going to have a very hard time forgiving you for that lapsus calami...there are very special places in hell for people who do such things...'same place that they put child molesters and people who talk in theaters.'

Hey Tarheel,

I have drinks with James Worthy every year in Chcago during the Restaurant convention.  I got a ball signed by him for my uncle who is a UNC grad.  I've been a Tarheel fan all my life, even tried to go to school there but they would not let me in
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Re: One of the funniest and truest movie lines ever
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2009, 08:55:37 PM »
Hey Tarheel,

I have drinks with James Worthy every year in Chcago during the Restaurant convention.  I got a ball signed by him for my uncle who is a UNC grad.  I've been a Tarheel fan all my life, even tried to go to school there but they would not let me in

That's great!  Glad there's another Tarheel fan on the board.  (Of course I'm an Auburn fan too which probably goes without saying.)  I have more family connections at UNC Chapel Hill than I can count...sorry they wouldn't let you in but I ended up settling for UNC Charlotte myself.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson