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Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« on: March 09, 2009, 10:03:34 PM »
http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2009/03/writein_favorite_julio_jones_a.html

Whoolio Jones was written in so often in the SGA elections, he won.  Fucking idiots. 
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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2009, 10:20:12 PM »
That's.....how should I put it....Sad, Really Sad.  Maybe he can "work" his way up to the President's Seat, then he could control all of the "Dealings".
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2009, 10:43:54 PM »
Damn. Just damn.

Bammers make it hard to make fun of them. Nothing we can come up with is as funny as the self-parody that is their reality...
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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2009, 11:02:22 PM »
Piss on anything and everything bammer!  I hate those bastards with a passion that I can't even put into words.
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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2009, 11:04:55 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on March 09, 2009, 11:02:22 PM
Piss on anything and everything bammer!  I hate those bastards with a passion that I can't even put into words.
Amen and War Eagle
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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2009, 11:14:36 PM »
Hey greasey I'm going to take one of your quotes, twist it just a bit, & add a couple of things to it.

If the uat program's brain was on fire, I'd piss in its ear, but just not enough to put it out.
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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2009, 11:25:46 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on March 09, 2009, 11:14:36 PM
Hey greasey I'm going to take one of your quotes, twist it just a bit, & add a couple of things to it.

If the uat program's brain was on fire, I'd piss in its ear, but just not enough to put it out.

Hell no!  I wouldn't even piss in it's ear....well maybe, but I would have had to drink a gallon of kerosene first!
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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2009, 11:43:51 PM »
This is my favorite thing about this week.  That doesn't say much since this has been a pretty crappy week.
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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2009, 12:05:54 AM »
Not me....they are not worthy of the piss from an Auburn penis.
Fuck them, send them chizik for a basketball coach.
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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2009, 12:52:45 AM »
Quote from: Greaseyweasel on March 10, 2009, 12:05:54 AM
Not me....they are not worthy of the piss from an Auburn penis.
Fuck them, send them chizik for a basketball coach.
hahaha +1
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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2009, 02:44:08 AM »
Quote from: AWK on March 10, 2009, 12:52:45 AM
hahaha +1
Chizik approved the bailout.
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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2009, 07:45:48 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on March 10, 2009, 02:44:08 AM
Chizik approved the bailout.

Now the question that begs to be asked.....


Can a black man gain control of The Machine?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2009, 10:04:47 AM »
Do SGA senator reps get free text books at UAT?
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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2009, 10:07:31 AM »
Quote from: JohnDeere on March 10, 2009, 10:04:47 AM
Do SGA senator reps get free text books at UAT?
Only if they play foosball.

FWIW...the Alabama Book Store is now offering a "Grab Bag" event.
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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2009, 10:21:29 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 10, 2009, 10:07:31 AM
Only if they play foosball.

FWIW...the Alabama Book Store is now offering a "Grab Bag" event.

This isn't a cross promotion with Jimmy Johns productions is it?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Why Alabama fans are morons: Case #4,287,440
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2009, 10:40:09 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 10, 2009, 07:45:48 AM
Now the question that begs to be asked.....


Can a black man gain control of The Machine?

Uhh...no.

John Deere already beat 'em to it, but this was a reply on that webpage...

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Posted by alcegrad on 03/09/09 at 4:24PM
Does this mean he is in charge of textbook distribution?


I hope he utilizes his "office hours" appropriately...
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