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Your crazy bitch!
« on: March 04, 2009, 05:16:55 AM »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29498350/from/ET/?gt1=43001
updated 8:19 p.m. CT, Tues., March. 3, 2009
Woman has 911 meltdown over McNuggets
Fla. police say she called emergency number 3 times after store runs out
FORT PIERCE, Fla. - Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.

A police report says 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.

She says she was refused a refund and told all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.
"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one," Goodman told police, according to The Stuart News. "This is an emergency."

Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. A current phone listing for Goodman couldn't be found.

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.
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Re: Your crazy bitch!
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2009, 05:56:55 AM »
Who you callin' crazy?

Register bitch shoulda' recognized the crisis and drove to da' east side Mickey D's to get dat girl she Nuggets.  How you feel when day tell you day out you Nuggets?
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2009, 08:58:31 AM »
Yall McBitches just better be glad yall didn't run outta no McRibs. 
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2009, 10:21:35 AM »
Or Fillay o Fish with extra pickles, and The RED HI C.
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2009, 05:24:19 PM »
I'd paid for a McRib sammich combo and they tell me after I paid that they were all out and that they won't give me my money back.  I'd call 911, because it would be an emergency after I knock the cashier's teeth down their throat....Unless it's a woman, then I'd just suffercate her with my cock.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Your crazy bitch!
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2009, 05:26:58 PM »
She fucking called 911 three times :rofl:
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2009, 05:33:37 PM »
I don't see what the big deal is here.  Those McNuggets are all white meat, you know.
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2009, 06:01:27 PM »
I don't see what the big deal is here.  Those McNuggets are all white meat, you know.
Bitches love the white meat.
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« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2009, 09:29:23 AM »
Bitches love the white meat.
Once they go white, all is right.
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2009, 12:54:55 PM »
Once they go white, all is right.
You know dey feel it at least once tonight.
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2009, 01:09:00 PM »
You know, this isn't the first time these McNuggets have been in the news:

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In 1984, James Oliver Huberty killed 21 people and wounded 19 others at a McDonald's in San Ysidro, California, in what became known as the San Ysidro McDonald's massacre. Three years later, in 1987, his widow, Etna filed a USD$5 million lawsuit against McDonald's, claiming that the massacre was triggered by her husband's consumption of excessive amounts of Chicken McNuggets. She alleged that monosodium glutamate from the food interacted with the lead and cadmium that had built up in Huberty's body after 14 years as a welder. However, when it was discovered that Mrs. Huberty's claim was scientifically baseless, her attorney advised her to drop the charges.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_McNugget
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2009, 01:45:26 PM »
McNuggets are a tool of the devil.  McDonald's knows this yet they continue to serve the uninformed masses.  I see a Class McAction suit coming.  BWAAAAHAHAHAHA.....
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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2009, 01:02:27 AM »
She say she are the manager :clap:

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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2009, 11:20:06 AM »
It's the O'bama Nation...  This won't be the last time we see this either.  People actually believe that the government is supposed to help in situations like this.  It's really sad. 
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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2009, 12:22:13 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2009, 10:20:22 AM »
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Nuff said!
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