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Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« on: March 01, 2009, 02:17:35 PM »
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Remember how Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino said this is the time of year when he wants to see his quarterbacks show leadership? Well, expected starter Ryan Mallett appears to have come up short in that area.

Mallett was arrested early Sunday morning and booked into the Washington County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. He was released after posting a $155 bond.

Petrino was hoping for Mallett to show leadership during the offseason and prove he deserved to be named the starting quarterback in the fall. Spring practice is expected to start late next month.

Of course, we’ll have more on Mallett’s arrest and Petrino’s response later.

http://nwahogblog.com/2009/03/ryan-mallett-arrested/
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2009, 02:48:02 PM »
Porky's Revenge?
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2009, 03:13:35 PM »
We know how big he is now.
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4087559
Fayetteville cops are hell on our athletes. In the old days they would have given him a ride home. But, as they say, nothing good happens after midnight.
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2009, 03:24:08 PM »
We know how big he is now.
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4087559
Fayetteville cops are hell on our athletes. In the old days they would have given him a ride home. But, as they say, nothing good happens after midnight.
This sounds like bammerspeak.
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2009, 03:39:15 PM »
Nothin' worse than a college kid getting hammered and picking up a PI charge.  The shame, the shame.  He should be banned for life from football for such. 
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2009, 04:46:53 PM »
Am I a bad person for not really seeing a problem with this?  He wasn't driving or putting anyone else's life at risk...
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2009, 05:53:16 PM »
Forget all that.  Your damn quarterback is 6'7" and 251? 
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2009, 07:14:07 PM »
This sounds like bammerspeak.
C'mon. Wouldn't yalls cops let an athlete slide 20-30 years ago? Ours damn sure did. Seems like they now hang out on Dickson just looking for one of our guys. And most of them on Dickson will be drinking. It's what you do there.
Ryan was standing in line to get in an 18+ place when they popped him. Probably had a couple of beers at someones place before they went out. He doesn't look that drunk in the pic.
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2009, 01:55:05 AM »
Eh, no big deal. That shit happens.
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2009, 07:46:02 AM »
Eh, no big deal. That shit happens.

Agree, but you always hope your QB is gonna be setting a little better example.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2009, 09:22:41 AM »
Agree, but you always hope your QB is gonna be setting a little better example.

Well yeah, but at least it was very minor compared to what other college ball players have been busted for... Assuming he doesn't get into trouble again with a booze caused infraction, a stern talking to is that that seems to be in order.
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2009, 09:25:15 AM »
Well yeah, but at least it was very minor compared to what other college ball players have been busted for... Assuming he doesn't get into trouble again with a booze caused infraction, a stern talking to is that that seems to be in order.

Yeah, it's not like he got a DUI or anything <coughJPWcough>
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2009, 09:29:14 AM »
Well yeah, but at least it was very minor compared to what other college ball players have been busted for... Assuming he doesn't get into trouble again with a booze caused infraction, a stern talking to is that that seems to be in order.

I imagine he will become well acquainted with the steps in Razorback stadium. 

*Side note*  I also never realized he was that big of a boy.   Is he a Jarred Lorrenzon in training?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2009, 10:02:12 AM »
I imagine he will become well acquainted with the steps in Razorback stadium. 

*Side note*  I also never realized he was that big of a boy.   Is he a Jarred Lorrenzon in training?
He ain't the doughboy. Not as much gut.
They are saying now that he may have stood too close to a hemp fire.
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2009, 10:10:45 AM »
He ain't the doughboy. Not as much gut.
They are saying now that he may have stood too close to a hemp fire.

Well there is certainly no law against burning rope or being around someone who is.
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2009, 12:57:49 PM »
Forget all that.  Your damn quarterback is 6'7" and 251? 
How in the hell would he stand out in a crowd?
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2009, 08:10:12 PM »
Eh, no big deal. That shit happens.
No doubt. We arrested two guys one time walking back to their condo from a local bar. They had left their car at the bar so they wouldn't get a DUI. Too bad the officer was a dick.
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2009, 11:59:14 PM »
We arrested two guys one time walking back to their condo from a local bar.
Wow, must be a long extension cord on that dispatch headset to enable you to patrol the street AND answer the phone...
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2009, 12:02:16 AM »
Wow, must be a long extension cord on that dispatch headset to enable you to patrol the street AND answer the phone...
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Re: Ryan Mallett arrested for PI....
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2009, 03:59:34 AM »
Wow, must be a long extension cord on that dispatch headset to enable you to patrol the street AND answer the phone...
Be careful he just tapped your phone line.
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