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While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« on: February 21, 2009, 08:18:43 AM »
I'm leaving for New Orleans this morning and won't be returning til the day after Fat Tuesday.

I figure it's gonna go something like this.

 :booz: :cheers: :tits: :booz: :cheers: :boobies: :booz: :booz: :cheers: :cheers:  :tits: :tits: :booz: :tits: :booz:
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2009, 08:31:53 AM »
You can do that any time in NO without standing in line to eat, get a beer, piss, etc. I mean really long lines. Especially when you have to piss.
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2009, 08:43:02 AM »
You can do that any time in NO without standing in line to eat, get a beer, piss, etc. I mean really long lines. Especially when you have to piss.

Why?  Just piss in the middle of the street like the rest of the people do.
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2009, 08:51:56 AM »
Why?  Just piss in the middle of the street like the rest of the people do.
How gauche. I at least try to find someones door when I relieve myself.
Another method is to use your empty beer cup. Its amazing how many folks will drink a free beer, even if its hot.
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2009, 09:15:14 AM »
How gauche. I at least try to find someones door when I relieve myself.
Another method is to use your empty beer cup. Its amazing how many folks will drink a free beer, even if its hot.

I TOLD Ray they weren't test-marketing hot beer the last time we were down there on business.  That damn Ray.  He'll drink anything.
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2009, 09:29:51 AM »
You're killing me.  I haven't been to Mardi Gras since 04.  I can't believe it's been this long.  We used to go every year. 

Next year, I'm there.  Eat some King Cake for me. 
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2009, 10:31:34 AM »
I'm leaving for New Orleans this morning and won't be returning til the day after Fat Tuesday.

I figure it's gonna go something like this.

 :booz: :cheers: :tits: :booz: :cheers: :boobies: :booz: :booz: :cheers: :cheers:  :tits: :tits: :booz: :tits: :booz:

And then, it'll go like this:

 :puke:  :sex: :shitfan: :fag:

Make sure to keep us posted on your escapades, and post teh  :tits: pics when appropriate.
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2009, 10:45:48 AM »
Show your tits.

http://www.nola.com/bourbocam/
News heading- What did you catch Friday night? :rofl:
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2009, 04:38:20 PM »
I'm leaving for New Orleans this morning and won't be returning til the day after Fat Tuesday.

I figure it's gonna go something like this.

 :booz: :cheers: :tits: :booz: :cheers: :boobies: :booz: :booz: :cheers: :cheers:  :tits: :tits: :booz: :tits: :booz:
Night one, Chad has herpes.
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2009, 05:48:23 PM »
Night one, Chad has herpes.
Or, a sore ass.
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2009, 08:59:21 PM »
I couldn't have picked a more ironic title for this thread.

I spent Friday Night at an all-gay ball. The other dude I went with and I were the only two heterosexual males in the place. I was conned into this by the females that brought us. I had to watch all these drag skits and shit. I think I did see Bear Force 1 dressed up as the Merry Men lip-syncing the theme to Robin Hood Men In Tights...

On another note, actual fun was had the following nights...and then there was a shooting.

Tuesday we were at this family friendly parade uptown on St. Charles Street. And this happened literally five feet from me...

http://www.nola.com/news/?/base/news-1/1235542856134550.xml&coll=1

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St. Charles Avenue shooting injures 7
Two suspects caught nearby on Carondelet
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
By Laura Maggi
Staff writer

Seven people, including a toddler, were injured in a Mardi Gras afternoon shooting on the St. Charles Avenue parade route as truck floats passed just yards away.

The shootings happened about 1:40 p.m. near the intersection of St. Charles and Second Street, on the side of the neutral ground opposite the passing floats. Two alleged shooters were quickly apprehended by New Orleans Police Department officers who had been stationed along the route and were able to chase them on foot.

Police had no motive for why the shooting broke out in broad daylight as revelers crowded the streets. Not long after the shooting, Deputy Chief Kirk Bouyelas said it appeared the victims were all bystanders.
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"The important thing to note is that the officers were here at the scene and quick to respond," Bouyelas said.

Of the seven victims, two were listed in serious condition late Tuesday. They are both men around 20 who were shot in the abdomen, according to Jeb Tate of New Orleans EMS.

The five others suffered less serious wounds, according to police and EMS. They include a 20-month-old boy with a graze wound to the back, a 17-year-old girl shot in the thigh, a 50-year-old woman shot in the elbow, a 15-year-old boy with a graze wound to his back and a 30-year-old man with a graze wound to the thigh.

Several people near the scene reported hearing the "pop, pop, pop" of multiple gunshots. Agnes White said she hid behind a large tree at the corner as police officers ran by on the sidewalk.

Dr. Jim Parry, 41, a surgeon, was with his two children on ladders catching beads from passing truck floats when he heard the shots. He turned around, saw a man lying in the middle of the street and ran to provide assistance. The man had been shot in the abdomen.

"He kept asking me, 'Was I shot? Was I shot?' " Parry said.

Eventually paramedics arrived and took over for the Air Force reservist, who will be deployed to Afghanistan this summer.
 "Damn, this is more dangerous than Afghanistan," Parry said.

Uptown resident Beau Beals, 45, was outside a house party on St. Charles Avenue just a block from the shooting.

Beals, who was standing in front of an iron fence with other parade-goers, said he saw a group of young men in front of the Hedgewood Surgical Center at 2427 St. Charles, facing the crowd on the neutral ground. That's when he heard about nine pops and saw smoke. Moments later, he noticed a man lying in the street.

Upon hearing all the commotion, NOPD officer Sabrina Richardson, who had been hired to provide security at the party Beals was attending, pushed some of the people inside the house and bolted outdoors to the scene, he said. Beals and other party attendees tossed children over a metal fence to get them to safety.

Not long after the shooting, people went back to focusing on the parade, he said.

"There was an ambulance that was picking up a guy off the street and people didn't even stop vying for throws," Beals said.

By early Tuesday evening, police had booked two suspects, who were apprehended at Carondelet and Second streets. Bouyelas said three guns were taken from the two men, identified as Mark Brooks, 20, and Louis Lazone, 18. Each was booked with seven counts of attempted first-degree murder.

Later in the evening, police reported three other shootings: a man shot in the hip in the 900 block of North Tonti Street, a woman shot in the side in the 2600 block of Josephine Street and a man shot multiple times in a vehicle at Canal and North Galvez streets.

Richardson, a public information officer, said the victims from Tonti and Josephine streets were both taken to the hospital and their wounds were classified as nonfatal. She could not provide the condition of the third victim.

The shots were fired about 20 feet at about 1:00 to me, and the 50 year old woman who was hit in the elbow was literally five feet to my left. She was pouring blood all over her clothes and the street. Her teenage daughter was freaking out. Of course, the entire crowd was in pandemonium. We got the fuck out of there shortly thereafter.
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2009, 09:19:39 PM »
Fuck that.  Unreal. 
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2009, 10:26:42 PM »
Wow. I can't believe that shit happened.  Looks like two sick fucks took advantage of a large crowd. 
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2009, 08:48:43 AM »
I can't believe that everyone can't believe this shit happened. It is Mardi Gras in fucking New Orleans for God sake. I have never been down there during that time and would never even entertain the thought of going. Too much crazy shit happens......and I get closterphobic...
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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2009, 12:13:06 PM »
I can't believe that everyone can't believe this shit happened. It is Mardi Gras in fucking New Orleans for God sake. I have never been down there during that time and would never even entertain the thought of going. Too much crazy shit happens......and I get closterphobic...

I've been there four or five times now...  If you're one of the wandering souls that have no plan, or place to go, it can get frustrating and pretty much shitty, but if you DO have a plan, places to go and cash.... It's pretty much a fucking OUTSTANDING time to party.

There's just some "environmental" issues, that you have to except... once you're past it though, chill and have a drink or 50.
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2009, 12:44:06 PM »
Damn Chizad, I heard that shit on the news and I said "I wonder if Chizad was near that?"  Then I said, "no, there's too many people, there's no way".  And sure enough you were close.  Glad you got away unscathed.

As for the show you went to...I will just reference my previous post in this thread that used emoticons.  I fucking knew it!
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Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2009, 01:46:12 PM »
Carl was there over the weekend and he and my niece and her husband went to Endymion Sat nite.  He said in all of his years of going to Mardi Gras, it was the worst he had ever seen.  It was crowded, the crowds were ugly, people were acting more insane than usual.  His best friend has a spot where they have set up for years in front of the Knights of Columbus hall on St Charles - free private bathrooms and a bar! - and even Rich said it was bad this year.  They saw an arrest and a beat down happen right in front of them, even tho that area is usually nothing but families.  The scum have moved back in NOLA - and they are about the only ones left...
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