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You're The Coach. What QB Do You Play?

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« Reply #60 on: February 26, 2009, 06:46:43 PM »
I have no problems on my end...well..except for that flatulence thing from time to time.

Actually, I can see it now when I log on at home but at work, it's nothing but the X.
I'd quit that fucking job.
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« Reply #61 on: February 26, 2009, 10:14:59 PM »
I'd quit that fucking job.

Damn straight.  Where are your priorities?
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Re: You're The Coach. What QB Do You Play?
« Reply #62 on: February 26, 2009, 10:23:21 PM »
I'd quit that fucking job.
He owns the company.
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« Reply #63 on: February 27, 2009, 07:44:15 AM »
He owns the company.

He should go kick his bosses ass then.
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« Reply #64 on: February 27, 2009, 08:23:42 AM »
He should go kick his bosses ass then.

He has a wife who does that for him.
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« Reply #65 on: February 27, 2009, 08:29:15 AM »
He has a wife who does that for him.

You ought to fuck his wife then.  That would show him.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #66 on: February 27, 2009, 12:41:45 PM »
He owns the company.

Then he should get the firewalls removed, and fuck the bosses wife.
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« Reply #67 on: February 27, 2009, 01:10:36 PM »
You ought to fuck his wife then.  That would show him.
That would be one way to handle it!
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« Reply #68 on: February 27, 2009, 02:23:54 PM »
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« Reply #69 on: February 27, 2009, 02:30:05 PM »
Agreed on everything...but Todd doesn't "fire his feet" like he should.  He looks like a deer in some big-ass 18-wheeler headlights when pressured in the pocket.  His ability to check off receivers, scramble, and avoid a sack are sub-par for an SEC level QB.  I have hopes that Malzahn will improve this.

Actually his footwork was the way it was supposed to be.  He's not very mobile, but he did know the progressions of the offense which is why he started. 

I honestly don't care who starts, as long as they get the job done.  I can't understand why people would be pulling against any of them.  New offense and new coaching might make one of them very good. 
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« Reply #70 on: February 27, 2009, 02:48:02 PM »
Actually his footwork was the way it was supposed to be.  He's not very mobile, but he did know the progressions of the offense which is why he started. 

I honestly don't care who starts, as long as they get the job done.  I can't understand why people would be pulling against any of them.  New offense and new coaching might make one of them very good. 
I'm with you. Clean slate as far as I'm concerned. If Gus thinks Caudle or Trotter runs this new offense better than any of the other QB's then I'm going with his analysis.
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« Reply #71 on: February 27, 2009, 05:48:57 PM »
I'm also for the guy that gets it done the best, whoever that may be.  I'm glad Malz indicates he'll be a one QB guy.  Of course, we all recall the "Burns and Todd are too close to call" preseason last year.  They split time and then Burns gets banged up.  Even when Burns is healthy, they stuck with Todd til' the season was pretty much a wash.  Not that Burns would have made it any better.

I'm just anxious to see what a QB can do with some real coaching and everyone on the same page.  Part of me is really hoping either Rollison or Mosely wil come in and the coaches say, "Shit, give that boy the ball and let him run the offense" 

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« Reply #72 on: February 27, 2009, 06:12:37 PM »
Actually his footwork was the way it was supposed to be.  He's not very mobile, but he did know the progressions of the offense which is why he started. 

I honestly don't care who starts, as long as they get the job done.  I can't understand why people would be pulling against any of them.  New offense and new coaching might make one of them very good. 

He's not very mobile is a kind manner of saying he runs like he's got dicks for legs and the trainer was shit out of Viagra.
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« Reply #73 on: February 27, 2009, 11:18:29 PM »
He's not very mobile is a kind manner of saying he runs like he's got dicks for legs and the trainer was shit out of Viagra.

Fuck.  I agree with the Poon Clown on this.
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« Reply #74 on: February 28, 2009, 02:42:15 AM »
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Thats a line from a movie and I agree with your statement.
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« Reply #75 on: February 28, 2009, 01:10:55 PM »
He's not very mobile is a kind manner of saying he runs like he's got dicks for legs and the trainer was shit out of Viagra.

Peyton Manning isn't very mobile either, but he's a hell of a QB.  Same same Tom Brady.  But that was a really cute way of making a comparison.  Anyway, I doubt Todd is the guy in this offense.
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« Reply #76 on: February 28, 2009, 01:13:29 PM »
I'm also for the guy that gets it done the best, whoever that may be.  I'm glad Malz indicates he'll be a one QB guy.  Of course, we all recall the "Burns and Todd are too close to call" preseason last year.  They split time and then Burns gets banged up.  Even when Burns is healthy, they stuck with Todd til' the season was pretty much a wash.  Not that Burns would have made it any better.

I'm just anxious to see what a QB can do with some real coaching and everyone on the same page.  Part of me is really hoping either Rollison or Mosely wil come in and the coaches say, "Shit, give that boy the ball and let him run the offense" 



Rollison, in my opinion, will be given a serious look in the fall.  Mosely will never take a meaningful snap for Auburn at QB. 
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Re: You're The Coach. What QB Do You Play?
« Reply #77 on: March 01, 2009, 04:31:30 AM »
Peyton Manning isn't very mobile either, but he's a hell of a QB.  Same same Tom Brady.  But that was a really cute way of making a comparison.  Anyway, I doubt Todd is the guy in this offense.

If there was a race?  Peyton Manning could put Tom Brady on his back and crawl.  The Manning-pony could give Chris Todd a 90 yard head start.   The Manning Pony would still have a better time in the 100 than Todd.

Todd is the slowest human being I've ever seen.
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« Reply #78 on: March 01, 2009, 04:33:32 AM »
Rollison, in my opinion, will be given a serious look in the fall.  Mosely will never take a meaningful snap for Auburn at QB. 

I don't think Rollison will ever see the field. I agree on Moseley.  I never understood the jerking off people did over a 2A QB who had no interest from any other legit D1 program.
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