Photographic Evidence

AWK · « **on:** February 18, 2009, 02:34:00 PM »

that links Tebow's football skills/athleticism/Heisman Trophy to foreskins.

Thrilla · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2009, 02:41:37 PM »

Holy Hey-Zeus on a Popsicle Stick. The motherfucker even has Florida Gator Crocs on.

ggraf71 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2009, 02:44:32 PM »

So Tebow is now giving reach arounds to infants? Where does it end?

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2009, 02:45:32 PM »

Didn't Brittany get in major trouble for dangling her baby in a manner similar to this?

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2009, 02:59:43 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on February 18, 2009, 02:45:32 PM

Didn't Brittany get in major trouble for dangling her baby in a manner similar to this?

Yeah, but she wasn't as sure handed as Tebow of Nazareth (all praise be upon him).

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2009, 03:07:56 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on February 18, 2009, 02:45:32 PM

Didn't Brittany get in major trouble for dangling her baby in a manner similar to this?

I think that was Michael Jackson...a guy who learned all his dance moves from Tebow.

Jumbo · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2009, 03:10:06 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on February 18, 2009, 03:07:56 PM

I think that was Michael Jackson...a guy who learned all his dance moves from Tebow.

Tebow told Jackson to Beat it.

Thrilla · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2009, 03:11:10 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on February 18, 2009, 02:45:32 PM

Didn't Brittany get in major trouble for dangling her baby in a manner similar to this?

Jack-O did, for sure.

Here's how this picture went down:

Redneck Male UF Fan: Holy shit! There's Timmy! Hey Tebow! Take my football and do that Heisman Pose so iken take a pikshure!

Tim Tebow: (pops a couple of foreskins, then turns to fan) Sure thing. I will bless you with my presence, my photogenic smile, and my ability to cure that cold sore on your lip.

Wife of Redneck Male UF Fan: Honey...lets give 'em little Alberta instead!

Redneck Male UF Fan: Honey, you can't cook worth a shit and you're uglier than sin, but you have good idears ever now 'n again.

(Tebow puts football down, grabs Alberta, and picture is taken).

Tim Tebow: Due to my messiah-inic touch, you're daughter is now fertile and can reproduce.

(Male and Female fan get on knees and bow until Tebow exits)

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2009, 03:51:28 PM »

Tim Tebow.....the new Bill Brasky.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2009, 03:53:25 PM »

You all are going to hell for making fun of the Tebow.

Godfather · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2009, 04:00:14 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on February 18, 2009, 03:51:28 PM

Tim Tebow.....the new Bill Brasky.

I know your not talking about Bill Brasky

Did you know Bill Brasky is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, 'I'll baptize that piece of calamari!' Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, 'There! You're baptized!' The boy is blind to this day!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2009, 04:01:32 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on February 18, 2009, 04:00:14 PM

I know your not talking about Bill Brasky

Did you know Bill Brasky is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, 'I'll baptize that piece of calamari!' Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, 'There! You're baptized!' The boy is blind to this day!

To Bill Brasky

Godfather · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2009, 04:09:20 PM »

To Brasky...

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl. Well, Brasky shows up and you know he's a big fella. Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky! We spend the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I've never been loved before!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2009, 04:17:45 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on February 18, 2009, 04:09:20 PM

To Brasky...

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl. Well, Brasky shows up and you know he's a big fella. Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky! We spend the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I've never been loved before!

To Brian

Godfather · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2009, 04:23:21 PM »

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini around the office? Brasky tears off my clothes and makes me wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily. But at the end of the quarter, I'll be damned if my sales hadn't tripled.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2009, 05:32:14 PM »

Picture not complete without jorts.

AWK · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:18:19 AM »

Shit...I can't help it...

Jumbo · « **Reply #17 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:38:58 AM »

Quote from: AWK on February 19, 2009, 01:18:19 AM

Shit...I can't help it...

He was blinded by science.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #18 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:33:43 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on February 18, 2009, 04:23:21 PM

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini around the office? Brasky tears off my clothes and makes me wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily. But at the end of the quarter, I'll be damned if my sales hadn't tripled.

To Bill Brasky!

Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed onions and mushrooms.

Godfather · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2009, 03:49:17 PM »

Quote from: AWK on February 19, 2009, 01:18:19 AM

Why is Ogre wearing a Gators shirt in that picture?