Who Am I?

[Kaos]

I would like to state for the record that I don't believe Franklin should receive 100% of the blame for last year's woes. There was a perfect storm of shit that caused last year to happen. Not the least of which was Tuberville not allowing Franklin to do his thing his own way from assistants to playcalling.

But I digress...talk about your illogical leaps. Talk about your comparing apples and Chinese food.

Congratulations, Nostradamus, you had a bad feeling about last year and we tanked. I guess you're vindicated. Now we should listen to how your soul aches because Chizik gave a pep talk to the basketball team in which he evoked a sports cliche that also HAPPENS to be the motto of a certain other team (along with 50 million others).

Guess you should have a stroke and gloss over the fact that about three or four posts in, I said I started that thread as a goof. 

Internet: Super serious business. 

But since you brought it up, yeah... I was Nostradamus.  Some folks were Nostradumbass about it.  And until I'm wrong, I'm going to hang on to my title.  I sure as hell won't "step off the ledge" because the same clueless fuck who told me to last time is saying the same thing again. 

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

"The same clueless fuck"... But you don't get personal.  You are a fucking joke.

For the record I'm in total agreement with W.E. and Birdman. 

Continue on though...

[Kaos]

"The same clueless fuck"... But you don't get personal.  You are a fucking joke.

For the record I'm in total agreement with W.E. and Birdman. 

Continue on though...

HAHAHAHA...

"clueless" is a description of your position.  "fuck" is a verb.  Or a noun. Or a pronoun.  Can be any part of speech. 

Gathering allies.  Or actually not as the case may be, but whatever.

[Kaos]

So you admit that there has been some indications that the program is heading POSSIBLY in the right direction.  I think you forget to mention that in most of your posts.  Instead, all we see is constant Auburn bashing and no hope for the future.  

I like Lebo as a person, if that's any consolation.  (but as a coach...?)

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

You're a fucktard. Break that down any way you'd like. haha. :thumbsup:

[AWK]

HAHAHAHA...

"clueless" is a description of your position.  "fuck" is a verb.  Or a noun. Or a pronoun.  Can be any part of speech. 

Gathering allies.  Or actually not as the case may be, but whatever.

I understand what you are doing, I guess.  However, this post did not make any sense.

[Kaos]

I understand what you are doing, I guess.  However, this post did not make any sense.

No, it was not my best effort. 

Clueless fuck refers to the position, although it is a description of the person I suppose -- but only in the context of the raging bullshit he or she posts, not as a general definition. 

For example if you said Barry Lookinland was a good actor, I'd say you were a clueless fuck, but the clueless fuckacity only applies to that particular position. 

[RWS]

I don't really see where the analogy makes sense on the CNS end. Before he left NCAA for the NFL, he had some damn good players and coached a team to a MNC....as a head coach. He went on to the NFL where he wasn't nearly as successful doing something he hated. He already had a reputation as a college head coach. Therefore, when he came back to coaching college ball, of course everybody assumed he would pick back up where he left off. So far, that prediction seems to be coming true.

Chizik was successful as a coordinator before moving on to become unsuccessful as a head coach. How does that compare to CNS? Good coordinators aren't automatically good head coaches. Would I take Mike Shula as a QB coach? Yes. Do I want him as a head coach? Hell no.

[Snaggletiger]

No, it was not my best effort. 

Clueless fuck refers to the position, although it is a description of the person I suppose -- but only in the context of the raging bullshit he or she posts, not as a general definition. 

For example if you said Barry Lookinland was a good actor, I'd say you were a clueless fuck, but the clueless fuckacity only applies to that particular position. 

Cindy was a whore.  And, I would have paid to see Greg bend Carol Brady over the bannister.

[Snaggletiger]

I don't really see where the analogy makes sense on the CNS end. Before he left NCAA for the NFL, he had some damn good players and coached a team to a MNC....as a head coach. He went on to the NFL where he wasn't nearly as successful doing something he hated. He already had a reputation as a college head coach. Therefore, when he came back to coaching college ball, of course everybody assumed he would pick back up where he left off. So far, that prediction seems to be coming true.

Chizik was successful as a coordinator before moving on to become unsuccessful as a head coach. How does that compare to CNS? Good coordinators aren't automatically good head coaches. Would I take Mike Shula as a QB coach? Yes. Do I want him as a head coach? Hell no.

We're having a good time arguing here.  STFU

[Townhallsavoy]

No, it was not my best effort. 

Clueless fuck refers to the position, although it is a description of the person I suppose -- but only in the context of the raging bullshit he or she posts, not as a general definition. 

For example if you said Barry Lookinland was a good actor, I'd say you were a clueless fuck, but the clueless fuckacity only applies to that particular position. 

Calling someone a "fuck" is a synecdoche (horrible word to say outloud by the way).  You're shortening the insult "you are a fucking retard." 

Or perhaps it's a hendiadys, which is where you separate a typical pairing of two words by connecting them with the word "and." 

For example, Kaos thinks Chop is the fucking retard of Tigersx.  Instead, he could say Chop is the fuck and the retard of Tigersx. 

I looked up "fuck" and found that one of its definitions could mean "a contemptible person."  So it is legal to use it as a noun. 

Now, back to mindless arguing. 

[Kaos]

Cindy was a whore.  And, I would have paid to see Greg bend Carol Brady over the bannister.

I would have ridden the Cindy train when she reached the appropriate age, of course. 

Hey, maybe I should post pictures of some of the girls who were on Hee Haw or Petticoat Junction in a thread titled:  Girls of the Brady Bunch.  (kidding, Prowler, if I were to do that it would clearly be a covert operation intended to elicit a response).

[Jumbo]

I would have ridden the Cindy train when she reached the appropriate age, of course. 

Hey, maybe I should post pictures of some of the girls who were on Hee Haw or Petticoat Junction in a thread titled:  Girls of the Brady Bunch.  (kidding, Prowler, if I were to do that it would clearly be a covert operation intended to elicit a response).

Motorboat.

[Saniflush]

Motorboat.

You ole' sailor you.

[Godfather]

Calling someone a "fuck" is a synecdoche (horrible word to say outloud by the way).  You're shortening the insult "you are a fucking retard." 

Or perhaps it's a hendiadys, which is where you separate a typical pairing of two words by connecting them with the word "and." 

For example, Kaos thinks Chop is the fucking retard of Tigersx.  Instead, he could say Chop is the fuck and the retard of Tigersx. 

I looked up "fuck" and found that one of its definitions could mean "a contemptible person."  So it is legal to use it as a noun. 

Now, back to mindless arguing. 

[Pell City Tiger]

Didn't Susan Olsen do a porn movie? I seem to recall that happening.